TCB Infomercial: Des Bishop

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Bryan Green 0:00
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Bryan Green 0:58
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Bryan Green 1:34
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Bryan Green 2:13
And remember, whatever you shave, welcome to the club. Thanks to Dollar Shave Club for being a sponsor of the commercial break.
Des Bishop 2:20
Steve said, nah, kids are like farts. You love to smell your own ones, but other people's farts still stink. No, dudes don't even like that. Imagine a fart you can't walk away from. Yeah. wherever you go it's fucking you're still you're still there parenting parenting imagine a fart you can't walk away from on this episode of the commercial break
Bryan Green 2:50
Des' next-door neighbor is not Howard Stern. We're just making that clear right now. Howard is not on that side of the island.
Des Bishop 2:57
Howard's east. However, Eli Manning is on our side of the canal. He doesn't live exactly near us. And Anderson Cooper is on our side of the canal. Look at Anderson. And Susan Lucci is in my village. Oh, I like Susan Lucci.
Krissy Hoadley 3:12
I know.
Des Bishop 3:13
Jen's right down there. Gen X people love Susan Lucci. Yeah.
Krissy Hoadley 3:19
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Bryan Green 3:24
Yappa, yappa, yappa, yappa. Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the Hurts to My, My Homes. Chris and Joy of Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. Wow, I'm going to get this right one of these days. Her name is Hoadley, not Fodley, in case anybody was wondering. Here on a TCB infomercial Tuesday with our second second Des Bishop coming in to join us. I love me some Des Bishop.
Krissy Hoadley 3:51
I'm so excited.
Bryan Green 3:52
You know, last time Des came in, he said, hey, call me anytime. I'd be happy to come back on the show anytime you guys want me to. And, you know, as I always thought about it, but then I'm like, he really didn't mean that. Yeah, he really didn't mean that. My negative Nancy brain always goes to. He's just being nice.

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