TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah

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Krissy Hoadley 0:00
We are all in this thing together. We are all messed up. And no matter how messed up you think you are, there's always somebody more f***ed up than you. You understand?
That's real talk. Real talk.
Bryan Green 0:17
On this episode of The Commercial Break...
Krissy Hoadley 0:19
It's like when you get on Instagram now, you don't know if the girl is real or not. You don't know if that's an AR. You don't know if she's artificial intelligence or you don't know if she was born from the sack. You don't know if she came from the sack or if she came from imagination. You don't know anymore. From the quantum computer. I'm talking about the embryonic sack.
Unknown 0:42
That's what I'm talking about.
Krissy Hoadley 0:44
I mean, I wasn't speaking on my sacks. I was speaking on the embryo sack. That's what I was talking about.
Bryan Green 0:53
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Unknown 1:01
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoardley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us as we lead up into our live events next week. Skidding in. Skiddy-doo-dah. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. I'm picturing more like a skid. Yeah, more like a slam into the back of the improv. Stumble our way into an empty room, talk for a couple of hours, get drunk, and pretend it never happened. That's right. Just like Justin Timberlake. As we're recording, we're finding out the breaking news that Justin Timberlake has avoided any responsibility in his drunk driving case. And his lawyer had big geographical challenges as he had to walk two blocks down the street.
Unknown 1:52
He said that this message will go far and wide. You know what? We'll break down the whole news conference on another episode. Maybe tomorrow's episode we'll break down the whole news conference. But Justin Timberlake, breaking news, Justin Timberlake suffers no consequences from driving drunk. There you go. It all just goes to show. You pay, you go. That's it. You pay, you go. It's a TCB infomercial Tuesday, and we're super excited to have in Mr. Jay Farah. Jay! And Jay is... Saturday Night Live, alumni. SNL, six seasons, seven seasons on SNL. He's known as the impressionist. He's the impressionist who did Obama. I think he did Chris Rock. He did Kevin Hart. He did a lot of the... Bill Cosby. He's done a lot of impressions on Saturday Night Live, as well as one of my favorites, which is Principal...
Unknown 2:36
Fry, which was a funny one that he would show up in like random skits that they did. Like anytime they did a school skit, Principal Fry usually showed up in some way, shape or form, said something incoherent and then left. And one time he was he was talking about the children in the cafeteria. He's like children in the cafeteria. And I was like. Just can't get that out of my head. I don't know why. Years has been stuck in my head. But anyway, Jay is also the brand new host of the quiz show that is taking the world by storm, Quiz with Balls. Yes. Now available on Hulu. I think the season is over, but the reruns are available on Hulu. So do yourself a favor. Go watch that. Jared's special is out as of Sunday.
Unknown 3:17
Oh, excuse me. Jay's special, Jared, is now out as of Sunday. His real name is Jared. Mm-hmm. That special is called Jared, and I think it's available if you go to jfaro.com. You can go ahead and watch that special. So how much more exciting can life get, Chrissy? I know. We're here. We're talking to people. Living our dream. I never thought that we would come into contact with. I know. If you would have said, Brian, you're going to be talking to SNL alum someday, I would have been like, are they in jail?
Yeah.
Unknown 3:46
Are they also incarcerated? It's crazy. Yeah. It really is. You know, I want to say this. Now we're talking about SNL in New York. It got me thinking. Do you know the band TV on the Radio? Of course. Oh, my God. One of my fucking favorites. One of my favorite songs in the world is Young Liars. What's the other one? Wolf, Wolf Like Me. I just love, I love TV on the radio. So they've been broken up for, not broken up, they've been on a hiatus, quote unquote, for

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