Chapter 1: What are men's hobbies and why do they matter?
fucking crazy and we have to sit here and watch them in a race with each other to become the first trillionaire. These guys are so fucked. Imagine you made 35 million dollars a minute and still no woman wanted to fuck you. That is what we're dealing with.
On this episode of The Commercial Break. They seem to be so supportive of each other. They're like always showing up together. Yeah. Makes you root for them. It honestly does.
It's like the opposite of me and my husband where I like make fun of him whenever we're in public. Like, wow, they're so unsupportive of each other. It makes me feel better about my marriage.
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Yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. DCB Infomercial Tuesdays are back after a little...
hiatus isolation we have reggie watts on a special bonus episode last saturday for all those who were wondering uh going into the love reggie love reggie loved our second interview with reggie we got so far all good praise although someone said why so much discussion about romance why not what do you got against romance dude He doesn't want to talk about love.
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Chapter 2: How does Natasha Leggero navigate parenting as an older mom?
We've done just fine without them. So Reggie down there to answer your question, we will be doing a number of bonus episodes going into the holiday season because that's how we roll, including the 12 days of TCB. And we're looking for chair. We want to do each one of those days. We want to do for a charity. Maybe we do a couple of days for a charity.
We haven't all figured that out, but we'd like to know what the charities that you like to get behind during the holiday season. Cause we're going to do some good here at TCB. All right, I'm going to cast my vote. If we're not making money, somebody might as well be. I'm going to cast a vote. Go. Yeah, well, two. I think breast cancer. Yes. And Habitat for Humanity. Love Habitat for Humanity.
Love Toys for Tots. Love breast cancer. Fuck cancer. That's all I got to say. Fuck cancer. And who knows? Maybe I'll get behind the hypercalcemia thing. Yeah, there's got to be a group out there. There's got to be. There's only a few of us, but there's got to be a group out there. Anyway, today's TCB infomercial with Natasha Leggero. I think I'm saying that correctly.
And we're so excited to have her.
Chapter 3: What is 'Are You Smarter Than A Celebrity' about?
She's been in so many things. Oh, my God. The roasts. Oh, Chelsea Lately was where I got to know her from. Chelsea Handler Show. Yeah, that's right. Chelsea Lately. She also did Another Period. Another Period, which was... So fucking funny. It only had three seasons, I think, which is surprising because I felt like there was more seasons to it.
But the place where I really got to know or I first saw her was as one of the, I guess you call them like a host of this weird reality show back in the early 2000s on MTV called That 70s House. Yeah. Where all these kids thought they were going to be on like road rules and they show up at some like 70 house made in the 70s, decorated like the 70s.
And Natasha makes them only talk in 70s lingo, wear 70s clothing, do 70s things, no telephones, no computers, none of that stuff. And I remember it being kind of interesting, like this funny, quirky little reality show. And I don't know, we'll ask her about that. But what she's really doing right now, the thing she wants to focus on, two things. Endless Honeymoon, which is her podcast.
I don't know if it's based on or if the podcast was first. Another question I'd like to ask, based on this podcast, Series of Netflix shows she did for Netflix is a joke where her and her husband each did a stand up routine basically revolving around relationships.
And now they have a podcast where they take questions from the audience about relationships and then they answer them in the most terrible of ways. Kind of like Ask TCB, which is why I have put aside a Ask TCB question about relationships and sex that I'd like her to give some offhand advice about. She's also focusing on Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity, which is hosted by...
None other than one of our favorites, Travis Kelsey. The man of the hour. Can't get away from him. International superstar, sensational footbag player, whatever you call that game. I'm surprised it's not Patrick Mahomes.
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Chapter 4: How does Natasha feel about her husband’s hobbies?
I was watching TV the other day for the ball. He's in every commercial. Yeah, he is. He and Peyton Manning. I saw this, like, you know how they do, like, the AI refs now? People will take post-game press conferences, or they'll take calls made by referees. You know, when the refs are standing there explaining why the foul was, what the foul was, all that.
And they'll make an AI version saying, like, stupid shit.
Right, right.
And it's like, they had one about Patrick Mahomes, and it was like... Roughing Patrick Mahomes and breaking the international laws of something.
Like, you know, talking meanly to Patrick Mahomes, 100 yards and jail for life.
The referees were basically saying, you know, Patrick Mahomes everything. It's all about Patrick Mahomes. Which, hey, listen, the kid is a superstar. Exactly. Yeah. I'm not the world's biggest Chiefs fan. I'm not the world's biggest anything football fan, but I'm not the world's biggest Chiefs fan. But I can appreciate that the guy's really good.
And that Super Bowl last year was one of the better actual football games I had seen in a very long time. It was also one of the... Only actual football games I had seen in a really long time, given I have 26 children. But she's on this show, hosted by Travis. You know the premise. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? That was made famous by Foxworthy, Jeff Foxworthy. Oh, that's right.
Back when Fox... I think this one's on Fox too, but back when Fox did it. Now...
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Chapter 5: What boundaries do kids need in today's digital age?
They're asking similar type questions, like basic questions you would learn in grade school. But the celebrities play as a backup. So they can ask the celebrities, you know, hey, what is your answer? What do you think? They're like the lifeline? They're like the lifeline. And here's the couple episodes that I watched. I think three or four are now available on Amazon Prime.
But the person gets up there, they start to ask these questions. They pick a celebrity to stand there with them and ask the questions. If they get it wrong, if the contestant gets it wrong, they have another chance to get it right. If the celebrity gets it right, they get a lifeline. So they get to go on, they get to move on to the next. So I have a couple questions for Natasha.
Number one, doesn't it feel miserable when you're the reason they lose the contest? But I guess they already got the question wrong in the first place, so you can't feel too bad. And second of all, I don't know that I'd want to at all be on a television show where you have to answer grade school questions, because there's a reason why that show was so popular in the first place.
It showed just how dumb America was. The grade schoolers were smarter than any adult ever. I don't think anyone ever won that million dollars. But then I also want to know, is Travis Kelsey really 7'10 in real life? Because if you watch the show, Natasha, when she gets up there, when it's like her turn to do it. Well, she's short. I know she's short. She's petite. Okay, let her be petite. Fine.
But he is a monster compared to anybody else that's on that show. A monster. He looks not like a monster monster, but a giant.
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Chapter 6: How does Natasha Leggero view screen time for children?
Like a green bean. Like the giant green bean guy. Who's that? Jolly Green Giant? Jolly Green Giant. Looks like the Jolly Green Giant. Speaking of terrible foods we all ate as children. I just want to mention this real quick because I think it's too interesting not to talk about. Do you remember? You know Cheetos? Oh, I do. Cheetos is sprayed with a cheese-type product.
I don't think they can really call it cheese. I think it's a cheese-type product, right? It's sprayed. The Cheetos are sprayed. These corn puffs are sprayed with these Cheetos. I didn't realize that. I thought they were made from real cheese. That's what they say. I'm kidding. I mean, honestly, let's be real about it.
Maybe at some point they were made with real cheese, but I don't think so anymore. But I don't know that. I don't want to cause slander. I don't know that for real. I haven't had a Cheeto in... 20 years? I don't know. I just had some the other day.
Chapter 7: What insights does Natasha share about parenting challenges?
Yeah. Well, at Mempho. Oh, okay. There was a bag sitting out, and I was hungry. And I was like, I'm going to go in for some Cheetos. They're delicious. Yeah. Listen, I'll tell you what. My kids eat a Cheeto-type product, but they're not Cheetos. They're like for kids. They're supposed to be healthier and better and actually made with real cheese. I don't believe any of it.
So anyway, that Cheetos stuff that you spray, that they spray on there, for some reason, and don't ask me why. This is how the strangest shit gets started. Some scientists decided they were going to spray that on bald lab rats. What? Lab rats that had their hair shaved off. And guess what happened? They died? They turned translucent. They could see inside their bodies. What? Yes.
Not even kidding. This is a true story. scientists sprayed that cheetah. First of all, doesn't that just turn them orange? I mean, that's what I would think, right? But it's an actual enzyme. It's a chemical that they put in it, right?
Chapter 8: How does Natasha balance her career with family life?
They sprayed it and no fucking shit. Those rats turned clear. They turned... And they could see inside their bodies. They could see their hearts beating, their muscles, their different organs. Yes, it is insane. So now they're moving on to the step where they do this for human beings or for primates and then for human beings to see if the same thing happens.
And the scientist was explaining skin is nothing but these molecules, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The light hits it, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah. If you can take away, if you can make those molecules do something different, then you can see right in. You could be like a see-through person. And I thought to myself, that is insane. But imagine the medical,
magic that will happen if you can actually turn yourself translucent you would never have to have another pipe stuck up your ass or you know things stuck down your throat not i guess i mean imagine you walk in with a with a broken bone and they just spray you with some cheetos They just tell you, here, take a bath in Cheeto dust. Yeah, no, that's true. I don't want to see it.
There's a reason why it's on the inside. It's because it's not so good looking. But I just thought this was amazeballs. Amazing. First of all. Second of all, who came up with this idea? Well, I was going to say the same thing. How did you try? Let's experiment this. Yes. Hey, guys, let's get together on Tuesday and we're going to spray some bald rats with Cheeto dust and see what happens.
It's amazing. I don't know. Anyway, just keeping everybody abreast of all the really important stuff here. Thank you. Kind of you. So a few things going on in the United States right now, a week before the election, that I thought I'd do that. And while we're at it, go vote. Go fucking vote. Vote for democracy while you're at it. We had a record here in Georgia.
I know a million people as of this past weekend had already voted. I will do that tomorrow before I get my throat slit. In case I die, I want to make sure that I am part of keeping the United States strong and going for another couple of decorates. He did. Wow. If he can, you can. Well, if he can, definitely I can. That's for sure.
Jimmy Carter is 100 years old, looks every bit of 100, but good for him. He's still around. He's still kicking. And he's still voting. He doesn't look so great, but he's voting. And that's all that matters. And so go out and vote. We think it's really important. This is it. This is the election, kids. I know we've said this for the last four elections, but this is the election.
They keep on ratcheting up in pressure and circumstances and really consequences. And this is the one. So go vote and do the right thing. That's all I got to say. No matter what you believe, no matter what your... fiscal, social, economic policies, foreign policy leanings might be, do the right thing. And you know what that is. You don't have to live on Mars to know what that is.
So let's take a break, Chrissy, because I know people don't want to hear me talk about politics or this would be a show about politics. Let's take a break. And then when we get back through the magic of telepodcasting, we're going to have right here on our television studio, on our studio television, we're going to have Natasha Leggero.
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