TCB Infomercial: Ron Funches
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One time I did a show for NPR where I opened for Paul Simon. Oh my God. I know, it's one of my greatest trivia things. Sometimes when I do a show in Tulsa, Oklahoma for 30 people, I go, hey, I've opened for Paul Simon. You white people. You know Paul Simon? I bet you do. Yeah, that was my opener. I go, every black comedian's dream.
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Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene, this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on a TCB Infomercial Tuesday. We could not be more excited on this Tuesday to have Ron Funches come in. und sitzt mit uns für ein paar Minuten. Er ist ein notierter Komiker, er ist ein Stärker, er ist ein Stärker, er ist, äh, er ist wirklich fucking lustig. Ich liebe Ron wirklich, und ich bin super gespannt, mit ihm zu sprechen. Und er ist Freunde mit einigen von den Leuten, die wir auf diesem Show vorher hatten. Mein Erinnerung fehlt mir, welche Freunde er ist, oder er hat, aber egal, er ist in der Zirkel der Glauben, in der Treue der Glauben, und wir lassen ihn in den Nest. Ähm...
A little in the nest.
A little in the nest with a little baby trust.
With the silky chickens maybe.
With the silky chickens. There you go. We'll figure that one out later on down the road. But thanks for joining us. Here we are. So I was reading an article a couple weeks back, but I thought I'd bring it to your attention. There is so much attention on Trump taking the White House and how already two people have tried to assassinate the president by the FBI standards, not by mine, but have tried to assassinate the president. They are really concerned about people trying to do harm to President Trump, which is terrible. In my opinion, I'd rather have a bloodless... Really? Okay. Agents, Tools, yeah, as helpers. And they've already been spotted on the White House lawn running around doing practice trials. These dogs. I saw a video of it. It's the craziest fucking thing. I'm like, robots are now protecting the White House. Robots. We have gone too fucking far, that's for sure. Shut down 8chan, 4chan, QAnon, conspiracy, whatever it is. Shut it down.
When you need robots to troll the White House, isn't that kind of dystopian a little bit? I don't know. I find it dystopian.
Robots are gaining headway. Chrissy says robots are the wave of the future.
Wabam! Chrissy says robots will soon be with us. Wow! You take some dynamic motors and a little bit of AI, whatever that is, and you throw it into a cauldron with some orange hair and a bad tan. Wabam! We're protecting the president from harm with our secret service dogs, who aren't really dogs, they're what, Chrissy? Robots!
Robots. I just find it to be really dystopian. Isn't it like our Roomba is a robot? Roomba is a robot, technically. Yeah, listen. When I was 12 years old, 12 years old, I won't forget this. The year, maybe 11, maybe 12. Actually, I don't remember how old I was. But I won't forget the moment that for Christmas, all I wanted was one of those
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