Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I still don't know what's in the vaccine, and I'll never know what's in the vaccine. I'm not so stupid, I'm gonna go sit down to find out how fucking dumb I am. Yeah, I got the vaccine. Yes, I got all the boosters. If it saves my life, fine. If it kills me, great.
But the last thing you will ever see me do is Google what's in the vaccine and then sit there and pretend as though I understand the words that I'm reading. Whoa, Glorbosol, whoa, whoa, whoa, actually, whoa. Actually, that is like a big deal. I didn't know we were there yet with Glorbosol.
Glad that's in there, but I'll tell you what, that tetratranazine, that's got me wondering, who's really in charge?
On this episode of The Commercial Break.
The start of that show was when Amazon was getting into streaming shows. And I remember this was absurd to everybody because everyone was like, Amazon is where I buy packages. And yet they were going to now do TV. So it seemed crazy. But they decided to do this competition where they would give all these applicants a certain amount of money to make a pilot.
They would post all the pilots and whoever got the most views, the top two would like get a show. Yeah. And so these guys came up with this show. They hired me to play the principal. These are my friends on the lowest budget shooting something at a high school in Denver. And I didn't take it seriously at all.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. It's a TCB Infomercial Tuesday with Rory Scovell. I am so excited to have him here with us today. This has been a long time in the making. I asked a long time ago for Rory to show up, and he did not. He did not.
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Chapter 2: How did Rory Scovel get involved in comedy and acting?
It's just can we actually have a conversation with the auto blow guy without getting electrocuted? That's all I'm saying. I don't trust something you got to plug in. I just don't. I'm not putting that thing on my dick. I'm sorry. It's just not happening.
i don't i like to hide what i'm doing my thing because i don't even want to see me i know i was talking to somebody a couple months ago and they were like yeah it's kind of weird you know you're in the mirror doing your thing and i'm like in the mirror you're doing the mirror you're watching yourself in the mirror that's gross i feel bad for astrid i like to turn the lights off so at least she doesn't have to look at this while she's trying to auto blow herself to completion
Good times. And anyways, back to Rory.
Anyway, back to Rory. Rory's here. Rory's on tour. He's got that special. He's been in Physical. He's been in Those Who Can't, which you cannot watch anywhere. So I don't know why I'm talking about it.
Well, it got you through. It was your emotional support video series that got you through.
My Northwest Spain adventure with the Airbnb that had no air conditioning, chickens, and no internet or television.
Yeah.
Which, hey, listen, I'm sure that for some people that's like, you know, that's the best thing that ever happened. Yeah, that's the best thing that ever happened. But for me, it was the worst thing that ever happened because I was like, wait, I got to sit around with my extended family and talk with no distraction?
And no Waffle House around for you to escape to.
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Chapter 3: What challenges did Rory face while filming his HBO special?
Or Greenville is Atlanta number two, we don't want it. Or something along those lines. It was like the Greenville tourism board said, please don't come. We're not interested in your bullshit.
Yeah.
Right. You're bad.
We are the armpit of Atlanta. Don't bother. It's a great jaunt. I mean, if you live here in Atlanta, you can go an hour and a half away. But I do understand places like Asheville and Charleston and, you know, these places.
Charleston has always been a tourist city, but Charleston also is just like overrun with tourists, like every other tourist town in the world and places like Greenville, which are like these tertiary cities. Yeah. They get inundated with human beings to go there for the weekend. And then they decide, since I can now work from home, let me go live there.
And then people like Rory's family have to pay $850,000 for a thousand square foot dump shack. People are like, fuck. What happened? You should be $100,000. Your parents still live there?
I mean, your family still live there? I've got a lot of family there. And I'm one of seven siblings. And so the three oldest all moved away. My older sister lives in Virginia. I live in Denver. And then my sister just after me lives in Seattle.
Okay, so one of seven. So how did you grow up? Did you grow up Catholic, Christian? Catholic. Catholic. Had to be Catholic.
Had to be Catholic. It has to be. I didn't want to make the assumption, but I wanted to make the assumption. Jim Gaffigan has the best joke ever, and it's such an old classic of his. I mean, before he was wildly famous, it was just always like whenever someone says how many kids they have, they always say Catholic.
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Chapter 4: How does Rory Scovel view the impact of social media on comedy?
Yeah, I mean, I was ADHD, still ADHD. Or maybe it does. Maybe we're learning now that our diets contribute heavily to that. I was diagnosed in high school, and I could not have been a more obvious case. And they put me on Ritalin to start, and it messed with my appetite. So then they put me on Adderall, and this is the 90s when it's like... The go-go 90s.
Yeah, the ADHD of it all is kind of new to this world of something that someone has. And even still... Someone would just say, well, you're choosing to not pay attention. And what's so funny or interesting about that is that the person with ADHD myself was always being told that by an adult where I was like, oh, yeah, I must not be choosing to pay attention.
As opposed to arguing on my own behalf of... It must be something beyond a choice.
Yeah, it's like a continuation of the Catholic guilt. And I mean, we know this uniquely as Catholics going to Catholic school, but you are not applying yourself. You are not focused. You cannot sit still. And it's like, in your head, you're thinking, what is this original sin that I'm born with that I can't sit here and pay attention to?
Well, I think you buy into it because the way your brain works is that if there's something you're even slightly interested in, you almost crush at it so hard because you're in it. And if you're not even interested even a little bit, you can't fake it. You cannot turn your brain on to retain any information. So it's always interesting to me to be like... You're choosing to not pay attention.
It's like, well, I wouldn't choose to fail 10th grade. I don't want to choose to walk into a test and always panic not knowing what to do. Anyways, going back, they put me on Adderall and I immediately start just soaring. My grades are incredible. But the downside is that, probably a surprise to no one, is that I would go home and do my homework and then I would just sit in my room
Like, in a chair with just my mind, zero stimulation, and just spiral out into deep thought about anything existential. Yeah. In a way where... deep personal thought like that can be healthy, but the Adderall wouldn't release me from it. I would just be sort of stuck in that, and it would depress me. And then before college, I took myself off of it. And I sometimes think that there's just...
predetermined choices. I don't know why I took myself off of it, but I had an instinct that this was not good for me, and I took myself off of the thing that was making my grades incredible.
And I was like, no.
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Chapter 5: What unique experiences did Rory have while living in Spain?
It's just hard to knock common sense.
Yeah, I'm addicted to it. Me too. My earliest days of doing stand-up, I just always was drawn to hypocrisy, even my own. And I got to say, you can become a better person through your craft if I'm going to go on stage and talk about other people's hypocrisies that I'm confronted by my own. And I have to say also, if I'm going to go on stage and talk about...
someone else's behavior, then I have to confront my own past behavior and reconcile, do I think I'm an improved person now? I think a lot of people just want to be born into a world where they go, this is what I was taught and this is who I am and this is how it is. It's wildly bland and incredibly boring. I think it's wildly more interesting for someone to go, I have made many mistakes.
And you go, well, then who are you now? Because if you're past those mistakes, then you're living a real human life. Also, if you can come to those terms and say, I didn't used to treat people well. If you come to those terms and go, I used to... I mean, these aren't specific to me, but I did grow up in South Carolina. Yeah.
I used to make inappropriate jokes that were maybe racial or misogynistic. And maybe I didn't have respect for women the same way in college where I was just like being a college guy. I know when you use this as an example, people think, well, what did you do? What did you do, Rory? I just mean I wasn't a gentleman.
I just mean that I didn't look at women to be like, oh, we're all equals in this way. And I don't look now at that space in my life yeah, I wish I wasn't like that. But I don't look at it with embarrassment or shame because that is what led me to where I am now, where I'm not that way. I can have a different perspective of it.
And I just think we have a lot of people that think they've lost if they admit that they weren't right the whole time. And they don't understand that you can't bring other people towards something that's a little more peaceful if you can't even see... your faults. That's right. And I think people think, well, I don't want to, I don't want to have faults. It's like, it's the most common thing.
We all, every single person, varying degrees of these faults. And it's like, you know, obviously when you have faults that are, we're now talking about the law, that's a different story. I'm talking about faults where people just go socially and, I could have been a better person. I could have been more respectful.
I could have defended someone at a time when they needed to be defended, and instead I decided to join the side of the bully, or I decided to talk to people like that. I think people just don't want to admit that at some point they were kind of a bad person.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Rory share about the importance of storytelling?
I don't know. But that smaller room was great. The large room was great. I think it's just Flanny and that whole crew know how to book it. They know how to bring in cool music. They know how to bring in...
comedy and also uh they are proof that you can have three comics go up and then bring on the saddest singer songwriter it won't ruin the show the audience will enjoy this flavor and then they'll go right back to laughing and uh yeah largo just i think push it pushes that out there more
So the magic is in the booking. Because, I mean, if you go to their Instagram page and you just scroll through any given night, it's like, oh, that person, that person. Every person we've had on this show is at Largo.
Yeah. Yeah, I think they built that reputation where if you're a comic, it's fun to perform there. Yeah. And they take care of you and it's a great space. And I think if you're a musician... You know, you got to think like if Beck, for instance, is there a lot. Oh, really? And you think about someone like Beck, it's like, well, Beck wants to do shows that aren't show shows. Yeah, yeah.
But like work on his craft. It's like Largo just happens to be that great... sort of... I don't want to minimize it by calling it an open mic, but it is a place to go experiment as a proven artist where you can still go, all right, this is a fun show, but I'm going to try a song I've never done. And that crowd is going to go crazy loving it. Whereas if Beck goes out and does a tour...
the audience probably doesn't want to hear, hey, here's a song I've never done.
Here's a 15-minute jazz improvisational piece I made up in my head when I was taking mushrooms last night. Here you go. Yeah, it seems like a magic room because everybody is there and everybody wants to be there. And it's like, it just feels like a... I've never been. But then you look at it, it's rather unassuming altogether, right? And then you see everybody who's there.
It's like John C. Reilly dressed up as a 1930s...
you know prairie men singing opera it's like that's just the weirdest shit that's going on there it's great they have a cool vibe you have did you have done so much so you're you're i think you're pretty well known for your improvisational skills you've got now stand-up specials netflix uh uh most recently on mac did you produce that with conan o'brien is that right team coco Yeah.
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Chapter 7: How does Rory navigate the balance between stand-up and acting?
And instead of supporting it, it's just like, well, we don't want to pay you more money. And it's like, well, you've already changed everything where your profits are more than they used to be. And you're paying us less than we used to make. Right.
And also streaming has absolutely destroyed what used to be where someone could just go be on a show for a couple seasons and actually do great with royalties. Right. But instead... It's one paycheck and done. Residuals, I mean. Yeah, residuals. But instead, that doesn't exist anymore. And it's kind of one and done and get out of our face. And you're like... All right.
And also things just there's so much content now. It's tough. I got to say, I'm fortunate to be a stand up comic, but living in the world we live in now economically, I don't know how sustainable all this stuff actually is.
I don't see it either.
I don't see it either. I think it's I have Chrissy and I have talked about this and I kind of take this contrarian stance that. Netflix broke something that was not broken. We may not have loved everything about it, but the kind of the way that cable carried television shows into our homes and allowed good television to stay around, there was something there.
And now, yes, we have endless choices, but- There's no—the discovery is hard. If your show's not getting a bunch of press, it's just going to get buried. You know, the story arcs last for a season, maybe two, maybe three. And it's just really tough as the viewer because you get emotionally—imagine if Severance ended tomorrow. We'd all go throwing our heads through a wall.
Well, physical was good, and there's not a lot of closure around it, as is those who can't. And that was one of my favorite television shows ever. Of all time. So here's the story. I was lucky enough to take a big, long trip in Spain. My wife is Venezuelan and Spanish, and we have family in Spain. So we said, let's go spend a month in Spain. Let's take the kids. They're young.
We're going to go spend a month in Spain. And we traveled all around, and we get to the north of Spain. And my wife had rented an Airbnb that really ended up being like a working chicken farm. It was... We were in the middle of the Andalusian mountains or wherever the hell we were. And we are on this like live chicken farm and the Airbnb.
I said, honey, the only thing I need is I need internet so that I can make sure that the show is running and that, you know, we get communication from the network and stuff like that. And she says, oh, don't worry. Every Airbnb we're going to get has internet. But when we get there, the internet is coming from the owner of the house lives in
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Chapter 8: What are Rory's future plans and upcoming projects?
To let doubt or expectations seep in that I just had fun as an artist. And I look back now and I go, man, I wish I could somehow get back to that mental state when I step on set, even if it's a dramatic scene that has no jokes. I wish I could get back to...
um fucking play just yeah yeah put up these expectations and don't feel like uh i mean a lot of scenes i step into um you know in something like babylon where it's like here's all these stars i walk in going don't be the guy who gets past the ball and dribbles it out about right and that's no way to be yeah well yeah the guy goes when i catch it i'm shooting it
And that's the mind frame you have to have to really soar. And yeah, I look back fondly at that show because I unknowingly was in that headspace.
Well, this will probably be the 300th time I've said this on the commercial break, but watch that television show. It is so fucking funny. It is one of the funniest television shows ever. Yeah, see it.
Yeah.
And I think that's the fun part about the show. Really, honestly, I mean, all the guys are good. Benny's great. Adam's great. But you are a scene stealer in that show. It's like every time you come out, you want more of the principal because it's just so funny. And I can only imagine...
how many takes some of this took, because if I was standing there, there would have been breaking all over the place for sure. What is your favorite thing to do? Is it like, are you still in love with improv? Are you feeling stand-up is... where your place is, you're kind of versatile.
You're one of those few who are doing all, I mean, I guess there's a number of people out there who do it, but not to great effect. You've now been in a great television show, had a great special, been in comedy TV. What is your, where does your heart lie?
You know, it's interesting. I don't know how long you want this answer to be, but it could be. Well, I got all day. Yeah. This could be wildly lengthy. Go. I will say, as someone who started to do stand-up, but also wanted to act and be in stuff, I don't know that I ever thought I'd get as far as I currently have gotten in any of the things that I've done.
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