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The Commercial Break

TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts

27 Feb 2024

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Chapter 1: What unique humor style does Reggie Watts bring to the podcast?

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shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit come on it takes some shit

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27.453 - 30.297 Bryan Green

On this episode of the commercial break.

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30.317 - 43.555 Reggie Watts

And I, you know, it's like, I know no one does this and I probably shouldn't mention it on the show, but if you happen to be like making love with somebody, I apologize. You can cut out the making love part. No, you can say it.

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44.095 - 50.744 Krissy Hoadley

Please. Reggie. You are. I want to tell you something. You are amongst friends. Literally. We're the only ones that are going to hear this.

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You're fine.

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The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

65.337 - 67.539 Krissy Hoadley

Welcome back to the commercial break.

Chapter 2: What prank did the BBC pull involving spaghetti?

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I'm Brian Green and this is my dear friend and co-host Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.

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Best to you, Brian.

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73.364 - 95.344 Krissy Hoadley

And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Hey, I thought Aliens was the appropriate noise to play today as we have the very talented, extraordinarily unique beatboxing comic Reggie Watts coming on for the TCB Infomercial. I'm really excited about this one because Reggie is one of my faves. He's always been one of my faves. Chrissy, not always because I haven't known him for that long.

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95.324 - 107.695 Krissy Hoadley

Not like we've been best friends since I was born. But since he hit the scene, comedy, bang, bang, and all that, he's super talented. He's written a book. We have it right here. He's written a book. I read it. I'm going to put it upside down.

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Chapter 3: How did Reggie Watts grow up in the 80s influence his comedy?

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There we go.

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I love that book, too.

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110.678 - 125.452 Krissy Hoadley

Reggie Watts. Fast Times, Post Punk, and Weirdos. And I'm just going to ignore it. I'm just going to ignore the fact that Blue just walked in the studio like a goddamn queen that she is. She's unbelievable. She's unbelievable.

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Go! Get out!

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126.694 - 129.818 Krissy Hoadley

Leave me alone. Oh, man.

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Well, I know, and it's funny, too. There's a funny connection, because when we told Jeff, my husband, about Reggie, he had that story to tell. I'm going to ask Reggie about it, too.

Chapter 4: What role did Max Headroom play in Reggie's comedic influences?

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The story to tell?

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Because he's a musician, too.

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142.979 - 159.744 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah, he is. Well, that's a good question for Reggie, too. It's like, do you consider yourself a musician, a comic, or some kind of hybrid? I think I'm kind of like a futurist, too. Like, he's always predicting the future. I don't know. He's a renaissance man. He is a renaissance man, for sure. So we're super excited to have him on. We'll have him here in a couple minutes.

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But first, but first, I wanted to talk about something that I find extremely interesting. So not as interesting as Reggie Watts, but it is interesting. And that is, did you know...

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Chapter 5: How do Reggie Watts and the hosts discuss the impact of drugs on creativity?

170.941 - 182.681 Krissy Hoadley

That in 1957, the BBC fooled an entire country into thinking that spaghetti grew on trees. Did you hear this? Have you seen this?

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It is insane.

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Is it like this day in history?

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185.566 - 205.758 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah, it's this day in history, TCB style. I feel like we've been broadcasting since 1957. I feel like we have another 80 years to go. Just today alone. I know. This day is never ending. I swear to God it is. It's never ending. It's been plagued by so many problems.

Chapter 6: What is Reggie's perspective on the relationship between comedy and music?

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It's just so fitting that Reggie is coming on today. It really is. We're going to end with icing on the cake.

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I know. I wish I had another one of those, like, it's a new movie. Yeah, yeah. When you were like, that's just the kind of bullshit I've been trying to blame something on.

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That's just the kind of bullshit I've been trying to blame something on.

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It's Fat Tuesday.

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Fat Tuesday. While we're recording this. There you go. We should be drunk somewhere.

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We should be. See, the world is not right.

Chapter 7: How did Reggie become the band leader on The James Corden Show?

230.835 - 233.238 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah. It knows. That's right. It's trying to pull us down.

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Here's some beads. Go have fun.

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238.325 - 246.156 Krissy Hoadley

Here's some beads. Show me your... Show me your knees. Well, show me your knees.

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Show me your culturally appropriate knees.

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254.287 - 263.917 Krissy Hoadley

Show me your ankles, as my masseuse did the other day. Show me your ankles. Okay. I got a 14-minute ankle massage. Called it a day.

Chapter 8: What insights does Reggie share about his experiences with ketamine and kratom?

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Why not?

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And an origami lesson.

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267.641 - 278.553 Krissy Hoadley

Oh, the origami sheets. So the BBC patrolled an entire country. They put out a documentary on the BBC.

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I love that sense of humor.

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281.303 - 300.308 Krissy Hoadley

Because the world wasn't as close as it is today, you just couldn't hop on a plane, right? And a few people, I imagine, only rich people or people with means, would take a boat to go to Italy or get on a train or whatever they did back then to Italy. That spaghetti wasn't a thing that was very popular in Britain.

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So because it wasn't very popular, some producers... They're still not known for their pasta. No, they're not known for their food at all. Let me attest to that. I feel like I am British in a different life. I feel like born in the wrong country. I love the British. I love their humor. I love everything about it. I love your country, your food.

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Yeah.

322.31 - 336.088 Krissy Hoadley

But I'm Irish and I don't have much to talk about, so there you go. They put together this entire documentary where they hung cooked spaghetti from trees, like olive trees, and just rows and rows of the spaghetti.

336.108 - 346.181 Krissy Hoadley

So I saw the actual parts of the documentary and these ladies were going around pulling the cooked spaghetti and laying them out in – there was a guy holding a basket and they would put it in the basket and lay it out.

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