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Why do Bryan and Krissy consider themselves boomers?
Well, look, can we go in there in case they've got something Disney? It's a chemist. Yeah, but they might have some Winnie the Pooh panty pants. Come on. Why do I like Disney so much? Probably because I'm quite sick. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
We're really going full boomer on this episode. Yeah, I think we've been going full boomer for a long time. We need to put the weather in there somewhere first. Weather to grocery stores. But everybody has to go to a grocery store. No medical things. Coming up next. Coming up next.
What are the challenges of having too many ads in a podcast?
Check your prostate and look out for premenopause. Vasectomy. Vasectomy, weather, Kroger. It's all here for you if you're 55 and over. Don't worry about it.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the beanie to my baby Kristen Joy. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Chrissy and I were just thinking about all the ways we could ever make money on this show, potentially, if we ever actually put in any work and effort into this show. And one of the things we were talking about is like, what if we sent out an ad-free version of the show that people could listen to if they wanted to? And then we thought, eh, you know, who's going to pay for it?
What does the 'summer of love' mean in this context?
Like, you know, so many people have subscriptions to everything in the world. Would they really pay for a subscription-free version of this fucking podcast? I mean, there's a lot of shows, you know, Conan, Smartless, you know, Joe Rogan you had to pay for on Spotify at one point. Like, there's a lot of people. And True Crime, if you want to know what happens all at once. NPR, if you're actually interested in facts and figures. You know, shit like that. I don't know. Something, you know, ABC News. I'm not sure, but whatever. And so, you know, like most ideas, they come and then they go very quickly because we think... because we don't think very highly of ourselves. And then, so we were just talking about advertisements in the show and, you know, you may have noticed or you may not have noticed because you're probably gone from the show.
Right. We ran you off last summer when we decided to put 20 ads into that show.
Which grocery store do Bryan and Krissy prefer and why?
I don't know what I was thinking. Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
I didn't even realize this. I told Brian I was listening to his show the other day and they had like, you know, five ads in one break. And I thought, okay, that's a lot. That's a much. Yeah, I can do three. But... But 25 ads in a show is probably not best practice. But there really isn't a lot of data on best practices around ads. Some audiences are more tolerant than others. But I have to agree. I do, I guess, you know, I bow to the point that maybe at one point we were putting too many ads in the show. Because we were on a new network now. Yeah, we're on a new network.
What dental issues are discussed in the episode?
And they were like, ah! And Odyssey came to us and was like, some of those, like, waiting through 26 minutes of ads, four minutes after the show starts, probably not best practice. God, was this back still when you were doing that long intro, too? Yes. I mean, it was amazing. It's amazing. well it's amazing we have any listeners now i mean for god's sakes we did a six and a half minute intro to the show to follow directly by a six ad break we go another three minutes another four ads another seven minutes another five ads i mean it was stupid you know listen i i don't know what i was thinking i guess i wasn't thinking you were thinking about spain for a month well i got to spain for a month And I wish I could take it all back now.
I'd be like, Spain for a long weekend, huh? What do you think? Have all your family members gather at the airport. We'll fly in on Ryanair and we'll fly out. We'll have dinner at the airport cafe and we'll fly out. What do you think? How does that hit you?
What are the dangers of botched cosmetic procedures?
Because it hits me right in the pocketbook. I might actually have some money left. Yeah. The summer. Yeah. You know, whatever.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why do Bryan and Krissy consider themselves boomers?
0:00–0:31
2
What are the challenges of having too many ads in a podcast?
0:31–1:26
3
What does the 'summer of love' mean in this context?
1:26–2:20
4
Which grocery store do Bryan and Krissy prefer and why?
2:20–3:06
5
What dental issues are discussed in the episode?
3:06–4:14
6
What are the dangers of botched cosmetic procedures?
4:14–4:42
7
How does Bryan's experience with a root canal illustrate dental challenges?
4:42–5:10
8
What humorous conclusions do Bryan and Krissy draw about their experiences?
5:10–53:28