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The Commercial Break

TCB's Endless Day #5

31 May 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main theme of TCB's Endless Day #5?

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on this episode of The Commercial Break. You know how at a concert, the band will play a song they know everyone isn't in love with just to give the audience a pee break? Yeah, well, the next six episodes are like that song. Go ahead and excuse yourself. You won't miss a thing. I'll text you when it gets good again, or if it ever gets good. CCD's Endless Day is in the fifth hour.

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The next episode starts now. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, boy!

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Chapter 2: How do Krissy and Bryan reminisce about the 80s?

43.352 - 62.339 Bryan Green

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to TCB's Endless Day. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. And we know you're listening because we're seeing the text messages. Thanks for joining us. TCB's Endless Day rolls on. What is this? Episode 17?

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62.359 - 65.043 Bryan Green

I don't know. It feels like episode 17.

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Chapter 3: What memorable moments are shared about The Love Connection?

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The first two were great, and then I kind of crashed after the third one. Here I am, trying to keep the boat steady. I changed my pants. I threw some water.

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I got a little Chick-fil-A.

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74.098 - 77.404 Bryan Green

Did you get a little Chick-fil-A? I did. Chick-fil-A, best fast food in the biz.

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And I just don't think about it until I'm 30 minutes or more outside of my house.

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84.136 - 94.095 Bryan Green

Yeah, Chick-fil-A, man. You got to give it to Chick-fil-A. They are the best fast food in the business. There's a reason why. It's because they smile and the chicken's good. That's the reason why.

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Those waffle fries are damn good, too.

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Oh, man, those waffle fries.

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Just salty enough.

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Put a little barbecue sauce on them, maybe some Chick-fil-A sauce. Anyway, I'm getting hungry. I'll have to eat after this. Oh, the buffalo sauce is good, too.

Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the contestants from the dating show?

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Just texted. I don't know what the name is. I asked for the name. And so many more of you. Postal executive. That's right. Erica and Dana and all these people, if you're listening, text in and we'll shout you out. Thank you so much. We appreciate it. Too many to name, but we'll try and get to some of them as we go on throughout the day and maybe some phone calls a little bit later on.

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Looks like around 4 p.m. Eastern time. Around 4 p.m. Eastern time.

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Around that time.

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141.715 - 151.504 Bryan Green

We're going to go live on Twitch at least for one episode, maybe on TikTok. TCB Podcast is the Twitch account, so go follow it. Hit the notifications.

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Not the commercial break.

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Don't even say that. Don't even say it.

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Because we made it and we forgot how to get into it.

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I don't even think it's ours, actually. So don't go to that. I don't know.

Chapter 5: What funny anecdotes are shared about Chick-fil-A?

161.318 - 180.468 Bryan Green

No one knows how that got made. But let's not even say that. TCB Podcast. It's TCB Podcast. It's the Twitch handle. Go there. Subscribe. Hit the notifications so that you get notified when we go live. All right. So it's episode number... Are we on five now? I think we're on five.

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Episode number five of TCB's Endless Day, brought to you with a limited commercial interruption by our friends at 5-Hour Energy. Thank you very much, 5hourenergy.com, for all the flavors, the hot sauces, the merch, everything. You can get it all there or anywhere in the world. 5-Hour Energy is everywhere, literally. And thank you very much for sponsoring this whole day. We really appreciate it.

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Fifth episode, five-hour energy and five years.

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206.326 - 217.316 Bryan Green

Five hours in, five-hour energy. That's right. Hey, I didn't even think about that. Look at you making all those connections. Chrissy's working like chat GPT today. She's got a little PT head.

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Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to the dating show format?

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Hopefully I don't explode like yours did.

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219.758 - 234.989 Bryan Green

Yeah, mine's totally off the rails. I don't even know. It keeps on telling me it's going to do stuff and then it doesn't happen. And then I'm like, what happened? And it's like, I'm sorry, I can't do that. And I'm like, but you told me you could do it. You're right. That's my fault. And I'm like... You're the worst employee I have ever had.

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ChatGPT was supposed to be the miracle cure for everything, and it can't even create a Google Drive.

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Well, you overloaded it.

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241.626 - 265.607 Bryan Green

I did. I asked it to... I sucked it. Whatever. It fucking cares about my ChatGPT. Season... Three. Season three is what we're on right now. So season three here at the commercial break was marked by kind of a turn in tone and texture for a little while. And that is, I think, toward the middle of the season and then season four, kind of lump these two together a little bit.

265.627 - 275.823 Bryan Green

Season three and season four were really marred by video reviews. It was almost every episode of the commercial break, another video review.

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We were having so much fun.

Chapter 7: What insights do they provide on dating culture in the 80s?

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We were. It was a lot of fun. To be honest with you, we had a great time and we got really good at what we were doing. But there seemed to be a couple of themes that we kept repeating over and over again. Dating game shows, mountain monsters, Frankie B, and occasionally a Teresa Caputo here and there. And we loved it. We loved every minute of it.

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I think that's when piggy fronting happened.

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298.157 - 298.377 Bryan Green

Yes.

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Piggy fronting.

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299.841 - 328.394 Bryan Green

I think aliens happened in season two or season three. The old, let's see if I can pull up that noise here. Many of you who have been listening for a while will remember. That, of course, came from the guy who claimed to have sex with 3,000 aliens. And he got to visit his children up in the space capsule. And he was on our favorite morning show, our favorite ITV morning show called Morning Show.

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I think that's what it's called. ITV's Morning This Morning or whatever. And the morning show had this guy on. They always had these wacky characters that would come on and they would try and take him seriously. This guy came on. He had drawn his interactions with these magical creatures of which he had tens of thousands of interactions with aliens. Most of them sexual.

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Like he was having sex with a lot of alien chicks. You know what I'm saying?

Chapter 8: What conclusion do Krissy and Bryan draw about modern dating shows?

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As one does when they have no teeth.

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And our boy, I just never forget when he was like, well, have you ever taken a photograph of it? And he goes, well, it's kind of hard to bring a camera. And I thought to myself, yeah, it's kind of hard to bring a camera on every device that ever has been since the year 2001. There's a camera. This guy was such a nudnik. Anyway, we thought to ourselves, well...

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If there's going to be aliens, let this guy be the aliens guy. If there's one human being that they would choose to deliver the message to, it's the hornbag from South Georgia.

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393.997 - 396.221 Unknown

Yeah, he was like from a farm or something.

396.422 - 419.625 Bryan Green

Oh, he was. Yeah, he was from another planet. Well, yeah. He was from... So the aliens, Teresa Caputo, mountain monsters, dating shows. Man, did we do a lot of Love Connection. Man, did we do a lot of mountain monsters in season three and season four. So beggars can't be choosers. I think we should talk about both of these things. But we might not get it done in one episode.

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We might have to roll it over into the seventh episode. But... I think we should start off by talking about one of our first Love Connection videos, which is What the Fuck, Chuck? is the name of the episode.

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That has to have been back from season one. I remember being in the other studio for that one.

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I don't recall exactly what season it was. I'm just talking about our first Love Connection was What the Fuck, Chuck? Because...

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