TCP: We're Just Like You!
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What chaotic events happened in the new studio?
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
I always make it sound much more lame than it actually is. I'm like, yeah, it's just me and my friend and we're talking. We're talking about each other's lives. It's like you and your friend when you talk about, you know, the inside of an asshole. When you talk about the poop cruise. Right. You and your friend.
Peed in a jar.
That's right. When you and your buddy get together and talk about all your sexual exploits live on air.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on this Friday edition of the commercial break from our brand new studio.
That's right.
Here somewhere north of Atlanta, Georgia. You figure it out. And I've given you all the clues. All you have to do is piece the puzzle together. Or Google my name on one of those shitty websites. You can now request Google take off your personal information from the search engines. Did you know that? Like all identifying information, phone numbers, addresses, social security numbers. If those are available, you can now request that Google take all of that information down like automatically. All you have to do is submit a request to Google, which I did the other day. Let me Google how to do that. I'm now notably famous and I don't. I don't want the throngs of fans finding out where I live.
Showing up at your door.
No, Astrid would not be cool with that. First fan that shows up at the door, this show is over. So it's a threat and a promise because Astrid will not have it. So welcome to the new studio, Chrissy. It looks really good.
It looks really good. Everybody did a great job. Well, thank you.
I'll take credit for all of it. Okay. Even though it wasn't all me. It was mainly Astrid. But I'll take credit for it.
We have a brand new neon sign.
We have a brand new neon sign. We've got a table. Table, chairs. We look more relaxed. You can now see my socks. You can see your shoes. My shoes. What are you wearing today? What do you got on there?
I've got on my Air Jordans.
Look at you. How much are those? What do those run you? What do those cost you? They weren't that bad. $120.
Something like that. Look at that.
Chrissy making the big bucks.
People pay crazy.
Which podcast is paying you?
I am moonlighting on another one. No, those sneaker sales are crazy.
I know. There's that website where they resell the sneakers. What is that? Oozle, Boozle, Snoozle? I don't know.
I'm not making that kind of money yet on my other podcast.
If you're making money on another podcast, I want in on that podcast. Which podcast is that, and do they need a host? Yeah, there's a whole trend where guys, girls, they go out, they buy these shoes. The limited edition stuff. The limited edition, and then they resell them on a website, which now I'm seeing commercials for. You know that Astrid and I went, I think it was in... I want to say it was in Los Angeles and we were down on Rodeo Drive and we went to a store. Fancy. Very fancy. Rodeo Drive is really very fancy.
What are the latest trends in sneaker reselling?
Big mistake. Huge.
Huge mistake. And then we went to like the Cheesecake Factory. Honestly, we went to...
Did you see Kanye?
No, I think we went to Brio. You know that place, Brio?
Brio, yes.
I like Brio. Did not see Kanye or Bianca and her nipples. Did not see that. Damn. Or her vagina. So we went to like a Brio, like a nice porch on Rodeo Drive. And it was beautiful.
I love Brio, actually.
Yeah, Brio was very good, and I found it to be pleasant on my wallet. So everything else on Rodeo Drive was crazy. Some places, there was like a place that said on the front door, reservations absolutely required, don't even ask. And I was like, that is like a really fucking shitty thing to say. Wow, I know.
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