That's A Ride Or Die
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What unusual topic do Bryan and Krissy discuss at the beginning?
When somebody asks me if I'm having a good day, I just gotta ask myself three questions, brother. One, am I alive? I usually am. Two, am I in the land of the free? I usually am, baby. And three, do I feel the smiling spirit of George Washington gazing down upon me from the great pearly land of the free in the sky? Brother, there ain't a moment that goes by that I don't feel that. And when I add up that math, makes me realize there are no bad days in the land of the free, baby.
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I'm not going to go in with you.
You see Chrissy wiping my ass. I'm like hanging on the side of the tub, just shitting myself. And Chrissy's like.
I would pass you good toilet paper and some dude wipes. I would. Chrissy looks like someone from E.T. Yeah, she'd be like. I'd open the door quick, throw them in there. Sorry about your ass. Great episode. That's a ride or die. Great episode.
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Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Wilford to my Brimley, Kristen Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. So it's been, there are many things to talk about today. I'm actually excited because this is one of those days when our cup fill is over with shit to talk about.
I like the cup.
Me too. Full cup. Two. Podcasters one cup. Okay. By the way, my brother said, do not, whatever you do, Google one boy, one cup. Oh, it doesn't sound like anything I'd want to Google. But now when someone tells you not to Google something, then of course you have to Google it. Like I made the mistake many years ago, two girls, one cup. Okay. There's nothing I'm interested in, but thanks for showing me the world's most disgusting video. Wilford Brimley. I got to tell you a story that I want you to, I want you to tell me about why you sent me this picture.
Okay.
This morning I wake up and Chrissy has sent me a picture of Wilford Brimley, who we were talking about a couple of episodes ago because Wilford Brimley was a tender age of 51 years old when a photograph we saw on Instagram was taken. He looked no younger than 79 years old. No younger. I mean, the guy honestly looked like... Any other 80-year-old walking down the street in 2024. But in 1981, he was 51 years older. 1982, 51 years old. And man, did he look old. I mean, old. And Chrissy and I have been talking about this forever, about how people who were in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, back in the 70s and 80s, they just look really old compared to people who look... But like us now. Right. Yes.
What is the significance of Wilford Brimley in the conversation?
So I go to Starbucks and I'm opening my phone for the first time. See, you know, who's calling me for money. So I open my phone for the first time and I see your text message and I start laughing. One of the girls comes out is standing right in front of me at the while I'm waiting for the coffee. And she comes over, she goes, what are you laughing at? And I said, well, I'm laughing at this photograph. How old do you think this gentleman is in this photograph? And she replies, I don't know, 50, 60 years old, something like that. And I was surprised at why she said 50, 60. I thought for sure she was going to say 70 or 80. She is, I believe, around my age. But there's another young girl, Katie, who works there.
She's probably no older than 19, 20 years old. I might be getting that wrong, but that's my guess. Based on her energy and the way that she looks, 19, 20 years old. She comes bouncing over, and she goes, 35. And I said, you think this guy is 35 years old? And she says, no, I thought you were 35 years old. I thought you were asking how old I look. And I said, no, it's this picture. And I go, you think I look 35 years old? And she said, 33, 34? Yeah. Like she had gotten it wrong, right? And I said, do you honestly believe I'm 35 years old? She's like, oh yeah, I guess you're in your like mid-30s, like lower to mid-30s. I said, I'm going to kiss you right on your mouth. Right on your mouth, Katie. Right on that mouth, because that is a lovely thing to say.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What unusual topic do Bryan and Krissy discuss at the beginning?
0:00–2:42
2
What is the significance of Wilford Brimley in the conversation?
2:42–5:38
3
How do Bryan and Krissy feel about possums?
5:38–8:22
4
What funny stories do they share about their experiences with food?
8:22–11:14
5
What are the hosts' thoughts on antiquing?
11:14–13:58
6
How does Bryan plan to sell his Pearl Jam posters?
13:58–16:21
7
What humorous incident occurs involving a man and an antique store?
16:21–19:04
8
What are the final thoughts shared by Bryan and Krissy?
19:04–55:02