Chapter 1: What impact did the recent Category 5 hurricane have on Jamaica?
Just a guy who rants, not funny at all The co-host is asleep, she's pretty dull Why people like this show? Why are they on the charts? What's the fuck are you talking about? I turn it off as soon as it's dead TCB is terrible This show is fucking bad I'd like to punch Brian's mouth Is this what we think is funny now? How do I turn it off? My ears are saying ow. Stop laughing at yourself.
Are these two making sense? At least I didn't pay. I am deaf in my defense. PCB is terrible. That is being conned. What is this show about? It's offensive to my soul.
Chapter 2: How do Bryan and Krissy feel about the Kardashians on Disney+?
Brian is a hack. These two aren't funny and so old. Why all the hype? How did this get made? So many episodes, none of which are great. TCB is terrible. Worst show you could do. TCB is terrible. Worst to everyone.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
I watched one episode and I just couldn't understand why this was interesting. And I don't know one person who does. Do you know one person who watches the Kardashians?
No, not anymore.
You defriended them?
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Chapter 3: What was Bryan's experience with a loaner car from the dealership?
Yeah, I mean, I think it was just a natural thing that I'm probably just not going to be friends with the people I used to watch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too. I'm just not that interested in being friends. I mean, listen, if someone watched it as a guilty pleasure, okay, whatever. I watch dumber shit. I promise you I watch, well, maybe not. I watch just shit just as dumb.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges faced by hurricane hunters?
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thank you for joining us. A lot of stuff going on. A lot of drama. A lot of drama out there in the world. Least of which is the Category 5 hurricane in Jamaica.
Ah, so sad.
Crazy. I mean, did you see the video of the hurricane hunters that went in, you know, the guys who fly into the eyewall?
Oh, right. Yeah.
So there's a group of, they call them the hurricane hunters.
It looks like a stadium, right? Inside of it?
It's just insane.
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Chapter 5: How do American tourists react to the hurricane situation in Jamaica?
The eye wall is so perfectly formed. It looks so tame in the middle of it, but so violent on the outside of it. But these guys, they fly right into the middle of these storms. They fly over top of them, then they drop sensors into them to get information about where the storm is going, what it's doing, whether it's strengthening or weakening. What a job. I know. What a job.
And they do it with some of the most advanced technology and some, you know, obviously one hell of a plane, right? Yeah. And they've been doing this for years and years and years. It's nothing. Nothing stops these guys. They've flown into the most dangerous of situations and they fly right over top of it and they do their thing.
And it's like a plane filled with computers and people monitoring computers and sensors and all this. There was a video that they showed where the plane was so violently shook that
Chapter 6: What is the significance of the House of Dynamite movie?
that the pilot made the decision to turn around. And that's not something the hurricane hunters do. They don't turn around. They go. They keep going. They're used to the turbulence. That's what they do. But this was so terrible. The turbulence was so incredible on top of this hurricane that they just had to go. They had to get out of there. So, you know, it left.
Was it like the third strongest one ever or something?
It's certainly the strongest one that's ever been recorded in Jamaica. That was for sure. But, I mean, it was a Category 5 the entire way over the island.
Chapter 7: How does the discussion shift to the topic of nuclear decision-making?
So I pray for the people of Jamaica, many of whom have nothing in the first place, who really live a sustenance life. They live from day to day. Hand to mouth. That's just the kind of existence they have. Jamaica is not a particularly rich country in general, but it's a beautiful country. Anybody who's been there, beautiful country, beautiful people. Anybody who's been there knows that.
And most of us who have been there have been as tourists, as very privileged tourists. We go there. We visit their beaches. Yes, we inject money into the local economy. Much of the economy is based on tourism and those fancy resorts and the people who work there and take care of you and bring you your food and serve you your drinks, clean your towels and all that shit. You know how it goes.
Or cruise ships that dock, you know, wherever. That's how I went.
Chapter 8: What humorous anecdotes does Bryan share about his car troubles?
I went to Ocho Rios. On a cruise ship, that's where I got my weed and subsequently an anal cavity search.
Yeah, we went to Negril and Treasure Beach, which was part of what got the first hit here in this past. I was looking at, you know, it was called Jake's Hotel. And it was such a great little laid back, you know, hotel, 15 rooms on the beach. And I was looking at their Instagram and they were showing just some of the devastation. I think half the place is gone.
I mean, I saw roofs being just ripped.
Right off. Yeah. Right off. Rivers on streets turned into rivers because it is mountainous in places in Jamaica, especially where it hit. That means the water is just coming down. I say all this to say you've heard the bad news. I mean, it's been a top story now for two or three days. And as we're recording this, the hurricane has since passed. for about, I don't know, 12 or 14 hours now.
But here's why I mentioned this at all. First of all, if you can, donate to whatever legitimate charities are out there helping the people of Jamaica. Maybe I'll put a link to one in the show notes. Yeah, I'll send you the one I saw. Okay. But then I'm really floored By the audacity and the entitlement of some of specifically the American tourists who have been posting videos from Jamaica.
You were telling me that.
Not everybody, but a majority of them completely tone deaf to the situation, which is the following. If you go down to Jamaica... Let me tell you a little story. Let me back up. It's time for story time with Brian. Let's do it. All right.
During my first... We need a little musical introduction to that.
I wish we had a musical interlude. At least the like... Yeah. We need a little chime. Yeah. It would probably be more like this.
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