The Bisexual Of The Workplace
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What makes someone unique?
Let me just ask you a question. What is something that makes you unique and why? What makes me unique is my personality because I'm bubbly. I had to even take medicine for it.
Dear Jesus, Joseph and Mary. Addison.
On this episode of The Commercial Break... You have to find a place where you have the ability to spread your wings. You have to be like a multi-position player. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? Switch hitter? That's right, a switch hitter. Bisexual of the workplace, if you don't mind. You've got to get out there and you've got to try new things. Sample new sexual objects. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe, if you're still out there in the podcast universe. It's the day after Election Day, and while we're recording this a day earlier... I just hope we're all still here. That's all I got to say. Anyway, so welcome back. If you're hearing this 300 years from now, you have uncovered my studio. Mountains and mountains of nuclear ash, dust, and sand. Maybe water. I don't know.
Wires are still everywhere.
And you've been pulling wires out for decades and eons, slowly uncovering with little paintbrushes to get down and down. And you finally found my decrepit roadcaster. And you press play and you went this. This is why that society went under. So welcome day after Election Day. I hope we know who's president. But if we don't, then, yes, I'm stressed out. Know that I'm just stressed out somewhere, stressed out with our good friend Chrissy. But here's what's really got me stressed out about the state of America, Chrissy. It's not really the election.
Okay.
What's got me stressed out about the state of America is an article that I read very recently. You know, it's been no secret here on The Commercial Break, if you've listened to one of the 750,000 episodes of The Commercial Break, then you know that I worked at Chili's a long time ago. I was a Chili's guy. I was a Brinker International trainer, bartender.
Kids margaritas.
Trainer. Imagine they had Brian as a trainer. Okay. I was buying blow from the other bartender and a kid's margarita cup. Don't come after me. The statute of limitations is way gone. That's right. But yeah, I was a Chili's guy. I started off as a waiter at Chili's and then I became a trainer and then a bartender and then a bartending trainer. I was never very good at any of that. And quite frankly...
You were just there long enough?
Do you know how many no-shows I had at Chili's? Probably 10 a year. Just no-shows. No show, no call. And then I would retroactively call with some crazy excuse as to why I didn't show up to work. I can imagine. My car broke down. I'm in the hospital. Grandma. I broke my leg again. Grandma's dead for the fifth time. All my grandmas are now dead. All five of them. But yeah, it was like the picture of irresponsibility when I worked at Chili's. And I think anybody who worked with me at that time would agree that I was the picture of irresponsibility at that time. But Chili's back when I worked there was quite the happening place.
Oh, God. Yeah.
So many people love Chili's. The Chili's that I worked at here in suburbia in suburban Atlanta. It was packed every night of the week. Oh, yeah. And Friday and Saturday. It would not be unusual for us to be on a 45-minute to hour-long wait. People, like, sitting outside waiting for their table to be cut.
I worked it out back. And I remember being on, like, a two-hour wait. Oh, yeah.
What is the 'bisexual of the workplace' concept?
I was the hostess. Some days, yeah.
So I would, you know, write the names and call the names and... Deal with the... Everybody.
Pissed off human beings.
Yes, yes. When... Yeah. How far away am I? Yeah.
I think those people came after us.
Yeah.
Yeah. You're a 40 top. There are two people. That's why they're going before you. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, I can't imagine being like a waitress or a hostess at a restaurant like that in 2024 because it was bad back when I was working there. Maybe tell you what year it was. But Chili's was quite a happening place and it was experiencing expansive growth.
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