Chapter 1: What Halloween decorations are popular in neighborhoods?
Well, it's that time of year again where every other house turns their front lawn into an altar of witchcraft and death. We got gravestones, skeletons, bloody corpses, just all this casual neighborhood decor because nothing screams welcome home like a severed head by the mailbox.
And you know, it's like any other time of the year you see a pentagram on someone's front door and you know something's a little bit off. But come October, it's the perfect way to spread holiday cheer. And by the way, heaven forbid, if you don't get in on it and don't have a 12-foot demon on your porch, then you're being extra. You're the crazy one. You're brainwashed.
On this episode of The Commercial Break. Carol Kornacki was, back in the early 90s, late 80s, early 90s, a very famous former witch who used to run around telling about the perils and pitfalls of Halloween and this one day a year when the portal to hell opens up and allows all the demons and witchcraft.
I'm just picturing it opening up.
Just a bunch of Carol Kornackis, like Midwestern women. Yes. Out of like a pothole. With their Laura Ashley dresses on like flying around.
That would be scary.
If you went to a Laura Ashley in the 80s, that was a portal to hell. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Many people excited that you're back in your chair.
Oh, good. Many people. I'm excited.
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Chapter 2: Who is Carol Kornacki and what is her connection to Halloween?
But I am working on a new project, and I'd like to announce it here. It's called After the Break.
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first because no one else gets a shit. For the first time. Yes, no one else gives a shit. It's not like I'm going to get a write-up in The Hollywood Reporter. But after the break, I will take one issue, topic, person, whatever, and I will focus on it. I will do my homework. There will be actual facts that are researched and cited, and we will blend in a little bit of comedy.
I think the tagline is going to be, if you like... Your curiosity with a bit of comedy or your if you like your comedy with a bit of curiosity or your curiosity with a bit more smart ass. Tune in after the break. So we'll break down one specific topic like psychics or hallucinogenic healing or the kidnappings that are going on. Corey Feldman is one I want to do. Oh, yeah.
Flat Earthers, The Rise of the Podcast Bro, all that good stuff. So after the break, and we'll tell you more about that. I just wanted to make a small, short announcement. Keep your eye out for that. That will broadcast on, publish on Mondays. So then you'll get your Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Phil, here of the commercial break. Right.
The whole week.
There you go. Look at that. The whole week. What am I doing to myself? Why would I ever do that? Speaking of... Craziness. Have you been keeping up with the Britney Spears drama?
Somewhat. I mean, there's always kind of some drama forming around. The only thing that I just saw was something about Kevin Federline.
Federline.
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Chapter 3: What shocking claims does Kevin Federline make about Britney Spears?
But she's like in the bathroom of a public restaurant doing this, right? And then there is... Other people who have been pointing out that some people are taking bathroom selfies.
Oh, yeah, that's been going on for a while. We know somebody.
We know somebody who does this, who does this every fucking place she goes without fail. She travels to an airport. There's a bathroom selfie in the airport. She travels to a far-flung location. There's bathroom selfies in restaurants and clubs and hotels and bars and all these different places, always taking a bathroom fucking selfie. A selfie in a public bathroom.
And I'm not talking in a stall. In the public part of the bathroom. Right, with the mirror. With the mirror and people behind her and, you know, toilet paper on her feet. Like, it's a little bit disconcerting. Why is the bathroom the place to take the selfie?
The bathroom selfies has been going on for a while. Like, the Kardashians were doing it for a while in their own beautiful bathrooms.
Of course.
But, yeah, I think the bathroom selfie's been around.
Okay. Bathroom selfie in your own house, your hotel room or a private bathroom that you have had access that you have access to understood. If as long as it's tastefully done, you're not showing the shitter or something like that. But why the public public bathroom selfies? I cannot for the life of me understand why this girl does this. It drives me up a wall. It really does. I want it.
I'm not going to, but I want to say to her, what the fuck are you doing? Why? Why the bathroom? Show us where you're at. Show us the inside of the restaurant, the far flung location, the airplanes taking off behind you. There's so much more scenery than the fucking urinal. Well, not a urinal in her case. You get what I'm saying, all right? I don't get it. It doesn't matter how good you look.
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