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The Commercial Break

The Cucking Break

22 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What do Bryan and Krissy think about Kris Jenner's influence?

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WSHIT cares about the Crabapple community. And that's why each year during the holiday season, we partner with Crabappleans to spread joy and cheer. For the 35th year in a row, the Jingle Jangle Dangle will be hosted by WSHIT and the local Dingle Dangle Choir. The Dingle Dangles, an association of volunteer musicians, has been serving up holiday tunes for almost 100 years.

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This year, the Jingle Dingles welcome the brand new choir lead, LaVon Del Rainey.

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Chapter 2: How did Bryan almost lose his driving privileges?

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LaVon is a longtime Crabapple citizen and one-third of the locally popular 1980s boy band, Houndstooth Corduroy. Levon and the other choir members are holding open auditions this Thursday and Friday in Conference Room A at the Holiday Inn off of Highway 76. Levon encourages volunteers to come prepared. Each audition will be less than three minutes, and due to popular demand, spots are limited.

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We got an early sneak peek at some of the tunes that will be sung at this year's Jingle Jangle Dangle.

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Chapter 3: What are the audition details for the Jingle Dingle Jangle?

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Here's Levon in early rehearsals with Silent Night.

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78.567 - 86.262 Krissy Hoadley

Oh, did you say East Atlanta? That's where you live in East Atlanta. Interesting. I think one of our night nurses or nannies lives there.

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Chapter 4: What transformations have celebrities like Kris Jenner undergone?

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Solid night. Holy night. All is calm. Holy Sprite. Round your virgin. Mother and child. Holy infant. So tender and mild. I've been saying it for years. Each season, they get better and better.

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Chapter 5: How has Bradley Cooper's appearance changed over the years?

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And with LaVon on board, I'm sure this'll be the best Jingle Jangle Dangle yet. We'll be back after this commercial break.

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158.067 - 168.647 Bryan Green

On this episode of The Commercial Break... And Chris is the most remarkable transformation I've ever seen on an older woman ever. And I say older, I mean past the age of 50 or so.

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Yes.

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169.449 - 175.961 Bryan Green

And that's a good thing. She's looking great, right? In my infantile judgment, she's looking good. Chris, call me.

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Chapter 6: What are the implications of AI on job markets and content creation?

176.643 - 178.246 Bryan Green

I need some money.

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179.488 - 180.63 Krissy Hoadley

I know. Manage us.

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181.319 - 187.707 Bryan Green

Seriously. Can you manage us to some level of success? The fuck is going on? I can do a sex tape. I'm good with that.

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187.747 - 189.489 Krissy Hoadley

I'm good with it too. Jeff would be fine.

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Chapter 7: How do Bryan and Krissy feel about the state of their favorite podcasts?

189.549 - 215.047 Bryan Green

Chrissy will do a sex tape. Jeff will do a sex tape. We'll all do a sex tape together. The TCB pounded. The cuckold break. That's what it's going to be called. The cuckold break. Watch it happen. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. It's 30 in the morning!

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Chapter 8: What lessons can be learned from the discussions on fame and success?

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Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I, yesterday, no shit, two things almost, three things almost happened to me.

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231.146 - 231.767 Krissy Hoadley

Almost.

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231.787 - 232.688 Bryan Green

I was almost murdered.

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233.049 - 233.169 Krissy Hoadley

Oh.

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234.35 - 240.016 Bryan Green

I almost got a divorce. Oh. And I almost lost my driving privileges. All of those things happened to me.

240.056 - 242.218 Krissy Hoadley

Are they related? They're all related.

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Uh-huh. I thought so.

245.323 - 246.744 Krissy Hoadley

They're all related. Do tell.

246.764 - 269.718 Bryan Green

Oh, man. Uh-oh. Yeah. Another ticket? Well, I got out of this one, but I was this close. Oh, shit, Brian. I know. I'm coming up a corner. There's a high school in front. You know, it's a hill. The whole nine yards. And... I don't see the flashing yellow lights. I'm sure that they were on. I didn't see them. Well, you're colorblind. I am colorblind. That's true. If they were flashing.

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