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The Cult of Kale

01 Mar 2024

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Chapter 1: What is the story behind the 'Kale Cult'?

0.031 - 8.561 Krissy Hoadley

Our story is the story of two guys who start at the bottom, with a lot of hard work, continue along the bottom, and finally end up at the bottom.

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9.142 - 21.736 Unknown

Oh yeah, that's an intriguing scenario. Yeah, it's a rags-to-rags story. Yeah, imagine it. Did you see the one about the guys who started at the bottom, stayed at the bottom, and at the end they were still at the bottom? Yes, that's our life. So inspirational. Who'd go and see that?

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22.457 - 24.84 Krissy Hoadley

I think I'd see that. More realistic.

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28.82 - 31.704 Bryan Green

On this episode of the Commercial Break.

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31.724 - 34.447 Unknown

Don't run your life around kale.

34.467 - 55.553 Bryan Green

Don't run your life around kale. I dated a girl who literally ran her life around kale. I was in a kale cult for three months. I was. I was like, kale. Does it have kale in it? Can I have eggs? Substitute the eggs with kale. I'd like some kale bacon. And I'll take some kale wheat toast. Do you have any kale hot sauce? No.

57.642 - 60.948 Unknown

It's the only thing that works.

60.968 - 77.215 Bryan Green

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, Kazakins. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green, and this is the titular trustee of The Commercial Break, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.

Chapter 2: How does surge pricing work at Wendy's?

77.475 - 78.276 Krissy Hoadley

Best to you, Brian.

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78.296 - 81.862 Bryan Green

And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Hi.

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82.718 - 87.175 Bryan Green

I'm going insane in my head about a story that I've read that's kind of blowing up on the internet.

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87.356 - 90.086 Unknown

Insane in the membrane. Insane in the membrane.

91.231 - 91.632

Insane in the brain.

92.067 - 93.969 Unknown

Insane in the brain.

94.35 - 96.853 Bryan Green

Where did those guys go? Cypress Hill was so awesome.

96.873 - 100.338 Unknown

I watched a documentary about them a little while back. They're still around.

Chapter 3: What are the implications of dynamic pricing in fast food?

101.739 - 103.482 Unknown

They're still doing their thing, yeah.

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103.702 - 106.946 Bryan Green

I saw an interview with 311. I was never the biggest 311.

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107.587 - 109.249 Unknown

I used to love some 311.

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109.349 - 114.075 Bryan Green

I loved a couple of their songs, but I wasn't into everything. But I had friends that were into anything.

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114.055 - 117.718 Unknown

I remember going to a couple other shows.

117.738 - 133.712 Bryan Green

I don't even remember what the songs were. But I was watching an interview with 311 that made me think of Cypress Hill. Yeah. And I know they're not the same, but it's just like they were grouped in my mind into this same type of band where I liked a lot of Cypress Hill, but not everything Cypress Hill had to offer.

134.073 - 156.942 Bryan Green

But when you were fucking high, there was nothing like some Cypress fucking Hill, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, who, of course, you go back to the closet. Classics Pink Floyd and all that stuff. But if you listen to Cypress Hill while you're fucking just stoned, you know, where everything is slow and you're like, I hope I'm talking outside.

156.962 - 163.172 Bryan Green

Do you ever been so stoned you just don't know if you're saying things outside your own body?

Chapter 4: What are the latest developments in 'Love Is Blind'?

164.113 - 168.761 Unknown

Ever been that stoned? I think a long time ago. It was a long time ago for me, too.

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168.781 - 173.101 Bryan Green

Or maybe it was just like three weeks ago. I had a total panic attack.

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173.121 - 176.689 Unknown

Yeah, when I was first starting to smoke weed, like in, you know, college.

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176.709 - 183.222 Bryan Green

Oh, God, that raggy-ass dirt weed that I was smoking. But you smoked enough of it. Like, if you were taking six-foot glass bong hits.

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183.242 - 184.284 Unknown

Yeah, I remember those bongs.

184.304 - 184.785 Bryan Green

Yeah, the gladiator.

188.112 - 190.076 Unknown

It's milky, bro. It's milky. Be careful.

190.417 - 190.637

It's milky.

Chapter 5: How does the episode discuss the concept of obsession in relationships?

191.917 - 198.829 Bryan Green

And then I would be like, I'd be saying words in my head, but then people would be looking at me like, what?

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198.869 - 208.626 Unknown

I have visions of doing that in people's first apartment, you know, with not great furniture, not great carpet. Like the old futon? Yes.

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208.606 - 211.392 Bryan Green

Yeah. Blood stains on the carpet.

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212.033 - 212.635 Unknown

Could be.

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212.655 - 227.006 Bryan Green

It smells like a yeast infection. I do remember. I do. You know, when the beer pong table was the only furniture in the place. Old raggedy ass TV and glass. But they had $500 glass bongs. Right. A collection of them.

Chapter 6: What bizarre incident occurred involving the band La Llorona?

227.086 - 241.662 Bryan Green

Yes, of course. So if you listen to some Cypress fucking hell while you are stoned, like milky, milky stoned, you just go into another place because they have those weird vocal overlays that make you just crazed. Yeah, they're serious.

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241.682 - 244.745 Unknown

Insane and the boys. They were serious about what they did.

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245.046 - 256.838 Bryan Green

They loved it. I like some Cypress. Yeah. Come on the show, boys. We'll talk to you about it. Anyway, watching an interview with 311. And man, does that guitar player, I don't know what his name is. He looks amazing.

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256.919 - 280.041 Bryan Green

perma-stoned do you know what i'm saying like he's got those huge bags under his eyes and that just might be the way that his face is and not make him fun of the way the guy looks i'm just saying he looks perma-stoned his eyes are barely open they're barely open and they were talking about the grateful dead and he had a guitar in his hand and there was two the singer and one of the guitarists was talking on to this interviewer stereo gum or something like that the

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280.021 - 308.172 Bryan Green

the singer is not as stoned probably he's trying to answer the questions and the guitar player is just like you know he's just noodling around yeah the entire time and i was like shut up shut up it's probably me at every party i ever went to but i only know two chords so there you go yeah um this story is making me instead speaking of stoned people this story is making me incensed i can't even believe it i don't know what we've come to at this in this country in this world

Chapter 7: What are the hosts' thoughts on the portrayal of women in dating shows?

308.152 - 313.34 Unknown

Oh, yeah. It's already the point of no return for me. I'm just like, I'm surprised by nothing.

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313.46 - 327.842 Bryan Green

I'm surprised by nothing. Surprised by nothing. Our institutions are not institutions anymore. It's just like, it's insane. But anyway, there's less gravity to this, but just equally as fucked up. That Wendy's is now charging. Did you hear about this?

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327.862 - 332.209 Unknown

Oh, I did see that. I want to make sure that it's... It's the digital boards, right?

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332.369 - 333.471 Bryan Green

Yes. Well... Listen to this.

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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on their personal experiences with relationships?

333.591 - 336.957 Unknown

The pricing that's like, not surge pricing.

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336.977 - 340.322 Bryan Green

It's surge pricing. That's what it is. It's surge pricing. That's what they call it.

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340.342 - 343.227 Unknown

But they came out and they were like, no, we're not. Yeah. Oops.

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343.588 - 344.93 Bryan Green

Yeah.

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344.95 - 345.591 Unknown

Oops, I got out.

346.052 - 353.785 Bryan Green

Wow. Bob and marketing really fucked up and we have fired. No, it's surge. Well, they call it whatever they call it, but it's surge pricing. Dynamic.

353.765 - 379.257 Bryan Green

dynamic pricing yes please i hear the word dynamic used one more time in the incorrect way dynamic is like super fantastic you're like this is how you explain your newest girlfriend she's dynamic she's she's lovely and she's empathetic and she's warm and she's caring and she gives great head she's dynamic dynamic give me a blow job Okay, here it is. We'll read this from Fortune magazine.

379.658 - 392.974 Bryan Green

Wendy's insists its trial with dynamic pricing is all about prices going down at times and has no plans for surge pricing like Uber or Lyft. If I ever heard a bullshit fucking corporate response to anything... I know.

393.695 - 411.459 Unknown

I thought about this when I was reading the article and I was like, nobody's going to check them. No, if you're going to Wendy's... You're overcharging me. No, you're already in the line... You're hungry, and you chose Wendy's, which I don't do anymore. No, no, no, no. I won't do it anymore.

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