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The Quantum Witch

25 Apr 2024

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Chapter 1: What unexpected topics are introduced in the episode?

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In a house fire, what item would 8% of Australians run back in to save first? 8% is low. I'd say 100% would run back in to save a child, but only 8% would run back in to save a red-headed child. Don't go, please, Luke. Luke, don't go. Red-headed children are actually immune to fire, so... On this episode of The Commercial Break. I dig my hole and I stick it toward the sun.

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And I say, rarp, rarp, magic fart. Make me a quantum computer. And whabam, now you can see tits on porn 3.5 times clearer. Look at those nipples. I suck up every Instagram post with a nipple on it. And all of a sudden, whoosh. That's quantum computing. That's quantum computing. That's right. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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74.129 - 84.701 Bryan Green

Oh, yeah, cats and kids, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the co-host of this crystal meth-powered podcast, Kristen Joy. Totally best to you, Kristen.

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84.801 - 86.603 Krissy Hoadley

Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

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Quick, before I take apart the TV and put it back together.

90.393 - 94.102 Krissy Hoadley

Or get your eyebrows tattooed.

94.323 - 95.345 Bryan Green

Ooh, eyebrows tattooed.

95.365 - 114.435 Krissy Hoadley

And the reason I say this is because Jeff and I have gotten into watching this show on... I think it's Netflix. Okay. It's Lockdown... Have you seen this? No. It's where they open up. They start reintroducing privileges to the prisoners. Oh. In an experiment. Oh. I think it's happening out in Arkansas or did happen.

114.495 - 127.186 Krissy Hoadley

So anyways, we're about halfway through, but there's some of these prisoners or they have interesting looks. One of them, it's a man's prison. One of them has very tattooed eyebrows on it.

Chapter 2: How do Bryan and Krissy discuss their experiences with Coachella?

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He's the king, the king of the comeback king. I'm the king, the comeback king.

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2210.923 - 2214.847 Krissy Hoadley

What was the Motley Crue we reviewed that time? Wow.

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Yeah, wow. When I get high, I get high on speed. Rubbing on my dick in a one, two, three. My God. My God. Kickstart my fart.

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2226.586 - 2274.901 Bryan Green

That's number seven. And number six is Reggaetoni. Get your mama. Get your mama. Commercial break. Smash Mouth comes in at number six. With whatever song they had. Creed's Hire is number five. Number four is Sunny Side Up by 33 Penis. I'd have to put number two. I don't know. Theme song to Seven Little Johnstons on TLC. I agree. Okay. Now we got to come up with number one. Stop. Yeah.

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2275.042 - 2299.692 Bryan Green

Number one, I think, has got to be, for sure, without any doubt, Mbop. Anybody who wants to go there. Mbop, bop, bop, bop. Mbop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,

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Uh,

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Once. Once there was a girl who had no head because she was in a really bad car accident.

2318.726 - 2321.17 Krissy Hoadley

I never understood that song when it was out.

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Then they sewed it back on. She was okay, but they all laughed at her. They all made fun of her. Oh.

Chapter 3: What is the significance of Prince's performances at Coachella?

2495.433 - 2515.309 Bryan Green

Me too. To be honest, I had never thought of it before. But now that I've downloaded it, it's where I listen to the podcast. I'm like, oh, great. I like to listen to myself all the time, 24 hours a day. which is I like to either, I'm either watching Bluey, watching weird Coachella moments, reading about- Looking at breastfeeding.

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2515.469 - 2530.356 Bryan Green

Looking at breastfeeding videos or arguing with Rolling Stone about the top 500, one of the two. But let's do this. I'll call my mom and I'll talk to her. We'll ask her top favorite five songs. I'm going to guarantee it's going to be Phantom of the Opera, all five songs. We'll be back.

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What? Oh, hi. It's Christina, again, here to remind you to go to TCBpodcast.com for all things audio, video, and TCBdio. Give us a follow on Instagram at The Commercial Break and on TikTok at TCBpodcast. And guess what? We have a new phone number. I know what you're thinking, but I promise this is the last TCB phone number you will ever have to remember.

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So call us and leave us a voicemail or text us at 212-433-3TCB. Once more for the people in the back, that's 212-433-3TCB. Oh, and check out our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash thecommercialbreak. That's all for now. Let's listen to our sponsors and get back to the show.

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2583.745 - 2592.473 Bryan Green

All right, and we're back. Real quick, just off the top of your head, because I'm curious now that we've been talking about it. What is your favorite music video of all time?

2592.493 - 2593.777 Krissy Hoadley

Music video?

2593.797 - 2597.569 Bryan Green

Like, what do you think the best music video of all time is?

2601.346 - 2601.927 Krissy Hoadley

I don't know.

2601.968 - 2604.995 Bryan Green

Blue has an opinion. Let's let her jump in on this one.

Chapter 4: How do Bryan and Krissy analyze the impact of AI on music?

3124.379 - 3148.065 Bryan Green

But in any case, it's doing something in there, right? It's doing or not doing something. So quantum computing uses the power of the atom being one thing or the other to not – to break the walls of ones and zeros. Now it's not just about ones and zeros. It's about millions of different combinations and possibilities when not observed, right? So these quantum computers have to be like –

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3148.045 - 3166.535 Bryan Green

At absolute zero, close to absolute zero, the coldest thing ever in the universe. And then they have to somehow make those particles move around in a way that it can make a computer. I don't know how. But I really don't. I don't understand how. But I'm telling you right now, whatever they're doing, it sounds very important.

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3166.555 - 3168.518 Krissy Hoadley

It does sound very, very important. I agree.

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3168.498 - 3191.036 Bryan Green

Apparently, it is going to change the course of human history. And now they are getting to the point where these computers are actually usable, they're functional, they're doing calculations, they're doing things that what they call digital computers are already doing. Millions, thousands, millions of times faster, better than digital computers can do.

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3191.717 - 3210.451 Bryan Green

And so this is really interesting to me because I'm like, oh, quantum computing, that could change the way we do it. But one person was saying that once quantum computing comes into play, then AI is really going to take off because the power of AI, the power of AI with the power of a quantum computer... is going to really change the entire world as we know it.

3210.871 - 3232.202 Bryan Green

And so I just wanted to make a promise to you here that if you turn on an episode of The Commercial Break one day and it is funny, then you will know that AI has taken over this show and turn it off because we'll be back with real episodes just as soon as quantum computing. Quantum computing is a fad, just like the internet was.

3232.222 - 3236.288 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah, I'm even looking it up too. And yeah, it's very hard to explain.

3236.453 - 3240.719 Bryan Green

Yeah. You can't explain it. That's the problem. There's no way to explain it.

3240.739 - 3244.964 Krissy Hoadley

And classical physics cannot explain the operation of these quantum devices.

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