The TCB A.I. Hotline!
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What bizarre topics do Bryan and Krissy explore in this episode?
The stain on my pants happened after I left the house. I didn't put on dirty jeans after I saw the stain. No, sorry. These are clean pants. I did my laundry recently. I have in-unit laundry and I wash my jeans. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to have to suck up all 580 hours of this dumb show. And then I'm going to tell it to start responding with commercial break related sexually explicit conversations. That's a good idea. And then I'll charge people five bucks a pop for it. You know, you want to have a month worth of TCB related sex messages. No problem. We got you covered. This is my billion dollar idea. Now, I do believe we're going to have to have listeners before we get anybody to pay for that.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the teen queen dream of the commercial break.
How does Atlanta's atmosphere influence local experiences?
Kristen Joy. Only best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us here on the show. I had a bit of an exciting morning, actually, I haven't told you about. Did you? Yes. I decided to walk up to the Starbucks today. Oh. Which is, you know. Half a mile-ish away from my house. Maybe it's like a mile and a quarter round trip. So I decided to get these old white man legs moving and get up there to the Starbucks.
Laced up your shoes?
I didn't lace up anything. I slipped on. I'm too old for lacing. I go slip-ons. It's either slippers, sandals, or slip-ons. That's all I wear now. I'm too old to lace stuff up. Geez, I'm going to throw up my back.
Oh!
I heard a joke, and I forgot who it was from.
What is the controversy around preschool education?
I think it was from Jeff. Not your Jeff. My friend Jeff.
Okay.
And I think he said, I'm getting to the age where if I drop a pen, I buy a new one. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. So credit where credit is due. That is Jeff's joke, copyrighted and stamped. So if you want to do that, you'll have to send him a check.
Jeff's joke.
PayPal. Jeff's joke. So I'm walking up to the Starbucks, and it's in a plaza, like a shopping plaza, as a lot of Starbucks are. And as I'm walking, so I kind of walk and then I go into the plaza area to then cut across to the Starbucks.
How do circadian rhythms affect our daily lives?
And as I'm walking, I walk by a guy. I'm going to say he's probably in his 50s or 60s. He's got a bunch of backpacks and sundry items. He's a little disheveled. And he is lighting himself up a big old Mary Juana cigarette.
As everybody does around here.
As the entire city of Atlanta smells like pot.
I can just be on a walk in my neighborhood and all of a sudden I'm like, whoa, okay.
I walked through that parking lot, Christina. He wasn't the only person who was smoking pot because people park their cars and eat their breakfast or whatever they're doing. It's a huge parking lot. Smoke their joints, smoke their bowls. I don't even know what's going on in this city anymore. I have been to L.A. multiple times since...
What is the significance of the TCB Sext Hotline?
weed was legalized and i'm telling you right now atlanta rivals la in the smell-o-meter of pot it is insane i've been out to colorado and not smelled it like this no i have it in atlanta no and it'll be in the most random things everything my instacart drive my instacart delivery okay Oh, I've had that, the pizza delivery guy. Yeah, yeah, I've had him. And the thing is, is that marijuana probably sticks to your clothes. I would say it's a 3X comparison to cigarette smoke. If you smell like cigarettes after you smoke a cigarette, it kind of sticks to your clothing or your skin or your breath or whatever. It is 3X. on marijuana because it's just such a pungent smell and so i would tell you that i am driving down 85 at 85 miles per hour and i will smell marijuana coming from some car ahead of me that is just blowing into my oh yeah it's unbelievable
How do you pass a drug test in this town? Even if you don't smoke pot, you have an easy out. You just say, secondhand smoke is all around me. What do you want me to do? It's like a fish concert here in Atlanta. It really is. So anyway, so I'm passing him.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What bizarre topics do Bryan and Krissy explore in this episode?
0:00–1:08
2
How does Atlanta's atmosphere influence local experiences?
1:08–1:52
3
What is the controversy around preschool education?
1:52–2:25
4
How do circadian rhythms affect our daily lives?
2:25–3:08
5
What is the significance of the TCB Sext Hotline?
3:08–4:18
6
How does AI play a role in modern relationships?
4:18–5:20
7
What are the implications of hot dog flavored seltzer?
5:20–6:53
8
How does Bryan's experience with emotional labor unfold?
6:53–51:14