Chapter 1: What bizarre topics do Bryan and Krissy explore in this episode?
The stain on my pants happened after I left the house. I didn't put on dirty jeans after I saw the stain. No, sorry. These are clean pants. I did my laundry recently. I have in-unit laundry and I wash my jeans. On this episode of the Commercial Break.
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to have to suck up all 580 hours of this dumb show. And then I'm going to tell it to start responding with commercial break related sexually explicit conversations. That's a good idea. And then I'll charge people five bucks a pop for it. You know, you want to have a month worth of TCB related sex messages. No problem. We got you covered.
This is my billion dollar idea. Now, I do believe we're going to have to have listeners before we get anybody to pay for that.
The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene. This is the teen queen dream of the commercial break.
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Chapter 2: How does Atlanta's atmosphere influence local experiences?
Kristen Joy. Only best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us here on the show. I had a bit of an exciting morning, actually, I haven't told you about. Did you? Yes. I decided to walk up to the Starbucks today. Oh. Which is, you know. Half a mile-ish away from my house. Maybe it's like a mile and a quarter round trip.
So I decided to get these old white man legs moving and get up there to the Starbucks.
Laced up your shoes?
I didn't lace up anything. I slipped on. I'm too old for lacing. I go slip-ons. It's either slippers, sandals, or slip-ons. That's all I wear now. I'm too old to lace stuff up. Geez, I'm going to throw up my back.
Oh!
I heard a joke, and I forgot who it was from.
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Chapter 3: What is the controversy around preschool education?
I think it was from Jeff. Not your Jeff. My friend Jeff.
Okay.
And I think he said, I'm getting to the age where if I drop a pen, I buy a new one. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. So credit where credit is due. That is Jeff's joke, copyrighted and stamped. So if you want to do that, you'll have to send him a check.
Jeff's joke.
PayPal. Jeff's joke. So I'm walking up to the Starbucks, and it's in a plaza, like a shopping plaza, as a lot of Starbucks are. And as I'm walking, so I kind of walk and then I go into the plaza area to then cut across to the Starbucks.
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Chapter 4: How do circadian rhythms affect our daily lives?
And as I'm walking, I walk by a guy. I'm going to say he's probably in his 50s or 60s. He's got a bunch of backpacks and sundry items. He's a little disheveled. And he is lighting himself up a big old Mary Juana cigarette.
As everybody does around here.
As the entire city of Atlanta smells like pot.
I can just be on a walk in my neighborhood and all of a sudden I'm like, whoa, okay.
I walked through that parking lot, Christina. He wasn't the only person who was smoking pot because people park their cars and eat their breakfast or whatever they're doing. It's a huge parking lot. Smoke their joints, smoke their bowls. I don't even know what's going on in this city anymore. I have been to L.A. multiple times since...
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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the TCB Sext Hotline?
weed was legalized and i'm telling you right now atlanta rivals la in the smell-o-meter of pot it is insane i've been out to colorado and not smelled it like this no i have it in atlanta no and it'll be in the most random things everything my instacart drive my instacart delivery okay Oh, I've had that, the pizza delivery guy. Yeah, yeah, I've had him.
And the thing is, is that marijuana probably sticks to your clothes. I would say it's a 3X comparison to cigarette smoke. If you smell like cigarettes after you smoke a cigarette, it kind of sticks to your clothing or your skin or your breath or whatever. It is 3X.
on marijuana because it's just such a pungent smell and so i would tell you that i am driving down 85 at 85 miles per hour and i will smell marijuana coming from some car ahead of me that is just blowing into my oh yeah it's unbelievable How do you pass a drug test in this town? Even if you don't smoke pot, you have an easy out. You just say, secondhand smoke is all around me.
What do you want me to do? It's like a fish concert here in Atlanta. It really is. So anyway, so I'm passing him.
Chapter 6: How does AI play a role in modern relationships?
He's smoking a joint. He's lighting up a joint as I'm passing him. Like, you know, I pass him. He's taking the first puff. He doesn't say anything to me. I don't say anything to him. I walk over to Starbucks. I come back out of the Starbucks to walk the same way.
And I notice that there is a police officer that is there to harass the gentleman who is just trying to, you know, get high in the next to the Alakazoo kids store. That's right there. That's just opening for the morning.
Yeah. Maybe not that.
Yeah, maybe it wasn't the best place to do it. But I mean, give the guy a break. You know, looks like he's having a tough time. Looks like Brian in three years. You know what I'm saying? It looks like he's having a tough time. He's having a tough go of it. But I don't know that to be true. I don't know. The guy didn't say anything to him.
But I see the police officer and I'm probably in the Starbucks for like 15, maybe 20 minutes. So as I'm walking, I'm watching this whole thing go down. The police officer's just standing there talking to him. The marijuana cigarette is now not in his hand.
Extinguished.
You can tell. And so the police officer, as I get closer, I can see he's opening up a bag that's obviously got a bunch of weed in it.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of hot dog flavored seltzer?
And not a small amount of weed. I can see it from, like, I don't know, 100 feet away. So it's probably a quarter, half ounce of weed, right? And he hands it back to the guy. And you can just see he just kind of motions to, like, down, you know? And so the guy... tips it upside down, and then he smushes it with his foot and kind of brushes it aside.
And I'm thinking to myself, fuck, I'm going to go back into the Starbucks, I'm going to wait for the cop to leave, and then I'm going to go pick up that green, green gold right there. That sticky, icky, wicky. I'm interested in it. It's just marijuana is legalized everywhere, no matter where you go. Maybe with the exception of Mississippi and Alabama. Sorry if you live in those two states, but...
I don't know what century you people are living in, but it's just generally acceptable. I think in Atlanta, it's like decriminalized. I think you can have up to an ounce of weed and it's a parking ticket if you get caught with it, right? As long as it's not like baggied for distribution, then I think you can do that. I'm not about to test that hypothesis.
I hear, so I hear, but I don't want to be the one that gets pulled over and then, you know, find out that it's wrong. Right. Uh, and I'm not, I wouldn't smoke it. I wouldn't smoke it anyway. I'm like done with the whole smoking anything, you know, except for meats. I do like to smoke my own meat and my meat is smoking. I will tell you that much. And so will Astrid. Thank you, Chrissy.
I'm here all week. Here at Yuckels, I'm here all week. Me and Jeff Dwoskin here at Yuckels.
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Chapter 8: How does Bryan's experience with emotional labor unfold?
So that was a very interesting thing. And then the guy went on, I assume, went on his way because I kind of turned. I had already walked past him and the police officer was talking to him. But as I turned back, the police officer was coming out of the parking lot and the guy was walking along his way on the sidewalk.
Did you post about this on Nextdoor?
Yeah.
No, I didn't. But man, I will tell you what, that next door fascination that I have went well after midnight last night. I just kept scrolling and scrolling and taking screenshots for the next next door episode that we do. And I got some good ones. People are literally dumb. I mean, they're dumb. People are dumb in this country. You know, we're looking for like places.
It's time for our kids to go to like real, some of our kids to go to real schools, you know, not just like preschools, going to real schools. And by the way, what's the war on preschool? Everyone's saying you shouldn't send your kids to preschool. It's too soon. It's too early. I don't know.
People have, you know, I want to get angry. War on something all the time.
I want to get angry because people have opinions on all this stupid bullshit. But then this entire show is based on me having opinions about stupid bullshit. So I don't really like, I don't want to throw stones in a glass house. But so we're getting to that point where we're looking for, we're looking at schools that our children are going to go to. Like the kindergarten. Kindergarten up.
Some of our children are getting to that age. I don't know which ones because there's so many of them.
Right.
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