The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat
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What is the Everglades Peni Retreat and what does it offer?
I said that it was globes everywhere. There's propaganda, but it's the truth. And you know how many people who don't believe in flat earth, they believe that we're, you know, in a solar system. They reach out to me. They're like, Candace, you know what? You're right. I have been looking in stores and there are globes everywhere. Like there are globe toys and there's globes in the decorations. And you said that on your show and people thought you were crazy, but It's true.
How does the podcast discuss the impact of Smartless moving to Sirius?
Why are they pushing the Globes? And I said, well, I think it's because of NASA. I want to spend billions of dollars a month. But they try to say that I'm crazy because I said that. And they still go on my social media and my comments. And they say, are you seeing Globes everywhere, Candace? Are you seeing Globes? I'm like, yeah, I am.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Now, I've got some words of wisdom for you.
What funny experiences did Bryan have at the adventure play place?
If you'd like to hear those, $299 plus $99 cents, you can call TCB, ask TCB3, and get my message of the day. And then don't forget to join my Everglades retreat. The Everglades peni retreat. I want you to sleep in this bag, and if you hear something poking around in the middle of the night, it's the peni.
You're being healed. You're being healed. That's it. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Greene, and this is the girl with all the riz, Kristen Joy Hootley.
How do spiritual gurus influence people's perceptions?
Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
I'm trying to sound hip and cool with the kids, so I say riz. I got riz.
Oh, yeah, you got riz.
Which I thought meant something totally different than it actually means. Rizzle drizzle. And I was wrong about that. It means charisma.
What are the implications of psilocybin therapy discussed in the episode?
I know.
Charisma.
Yeah.
You got to keep up with all the comings and goings of the world, Chrissy, if you're going to be a noted podcast host. I just learned that SmartList will be moving over to SiriusXM.
I saw that. For $100 million. Up next, the commercial break.
Up next, the commercial break. We moved for $1.50 and a song.
How are spiritual gurus facing legal challenges?
Well, that's okay, because we were making 50 cents in a song, and so we decided to move to the place with the $1.50 in the song. Yes, we did. The podcast universe is in flux, and we're all moving from here to there, and it just goes to show that not even at the top are the waters calm and still. That's right. Even at the top, the boats are rustling around, jockeying for position, if you will. But don't worry. This podcast will still be going on forever. We're contractually obligated to do 2,640 more shows of this in January alone. Yep. And it's January 28th, so there you go.
What is the concept of quantum leaping and how is it presented?
How we're going to get it done, I have no idea. I went to take the kids were getting restless. So I took them over the weekend. I took them to this place called Adventure Air.
Adventure Air.
Adventure Air, which is like an indoor play place. And despite the name of the place, it's not like a trampoline park. You know, trampoline parks are incredibly dangerous for young children. But we still take them all the time. I don't know why, because we've had at least one child that's broken a bone doing that.
What humorous insights are shared about parenting and kids' activities?
I love them too, but we're adults. And so we can control the way our body flies and how we land, most of the time anyway. So we go to this place, Adventure Air, and I got to tell you, I really had such a grand time at this place. Not only do they have a lot of fun things for the children to do, but then, you know, the adults can get involved too. They don't care if you also, like they have slides and zip lines and you land on, you know, air inflated things and foam pits and, you know, all kinds of stuff. They have a floor that's just small trampolines, so you bounce from one trampoline to the other, hoping that you miss the crisscross grid pattern that is cement, basically, as you smack yourself down.
I have a hard time even doing that.
And I'm sure this place is sanitized. Totally sanitized.
Totally sanitized. Yes, pee-pee-poo-poo. Yes, because I look across the room and there's one toddler wearing nothing but a diaper, green snot.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the Everglades Peni Retreat and what does it offer?
0:00–0:24
2
How does the podcast discuss the impact of Smartless moving to Sirius?
0:24–0:49
3
What funny experiences did Bryan have at the adventure play place?
0:49–1:33
4
How do spiritual gurus influence people's perceptions?
1:33–1:51
5
What are the implications of psilocybin therapy discussed in the episode?
1:51–2:17
6
How are spiritual gurus facing legal challenges?
2:17–2:47
7
What is the concept of quantum leaping and how is it presented?
2:47–3:16
8
What humorous insights are shared about parenting and kids' activities?
3:16–1:03:27