Unhindered In The Land Of Women!

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Bryan Green 0:00
did you drink before you came here no but i'm gonna start drinking if we don't start getting to the fucking point here on this episode of the commercial break he is not like other men and women know it what is the music going on here this sounds like when you walk into like laura ashley 1986 or a potpourri shop Or he's about to just drop some mad hypnosis.
Unknown 0:28
Yeah, that's true. We're all coming out brainwashed. You're feeling very sleepy. You're feeling very sleepy. The age of beardos is over.
Zan Perrion 0:38
So who are these men? Allowed to roam unhindered in the land of women.
Tina 0:48
Unhindered in the land of women.

What challenges do people face when returning from vacation?

Tina 0:51
Now it's a fairy tale.
Bryan Green 0:53
Where is this magical place? I want to know. I'm there. I'm all about this. I want to walk unhindered in the land of women. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Greene, this is my dear friend and decidedly not Kristen Joy Hoadley, Tina. Best to you, Tina.

How do vacations impact our work-life balance?

Tina 1:17
Best to you, Brian.
Bryan Green 1:18
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Chrissy on her annual pilgrimage to Mempho. with two weeks before and two weeks after for recovery purposes. Hey, listen, as I mentioned the other day on the show, if I could, I would. If I could, I would most certainly. I mean, that's just a big party with like your favorite band playing two nights in a row.
Tina 1:38
And we just need grace at this age.
Bryan Green 1:40
I mean... Yes, I agree with you.
Tina 1:41
Give me some kudos for making it to the party and then give me my time.
Bryan Green 1:44
Give me time to recover. I need a vacation for my vacation. Honestly. I've felt that way for a decade. I mean, when I come back from vacation, the worst feeling in the world is feeling like you have to go to work the very next day. But every time I plan a vacation, I plan it to the last minute so that I have to go to work the very next day. It's about the worst thing in the world. It's the dumbest thing in the world. I got to start getting smarter. Like, plan, you know, take a couple days there, Brian, before you have to...

What is Zan Perrion's philosophy on seduction?

Bryan Green 2:13
Get right back into it.
Tina 2:14
Mike's always like, you really want to drive home on Saturday? I was like, no, I don't. But what I don't want to do is drive home on Saturday and wake up for work. I can't.
Bryan Green 2:23
You are super fucking smart. And I wish I would take a little bit of your intelligence and apply it to my vacations. Now, we have gotten a little smarter like when we go to my dad's house. My dad's only... you know, a couple-hour drive away, but we go there for the weekend, we've gotten smarter. We will come home on Saturday or early on Sunday morning because the worst thing in the world is getting home Sunday night, having to wash, bathe, all the kids, and then be up at 6 in the morning the next day.
Tina 2:49
Forget unpacking the car.
Bryan Green 2:51
Yeah.
Tina 2:51
Everyone's off kilter from the travel and the schedules being off while you're on vacation just to begin with.
Bryan Green 2:57
That's it.
Tina 2:58
Yeah.
Bryan Green 2:58
And my child and one of my children throws up every single car ride. So that's amazing. Yeah. One of my kids got Astrid when I met her very early on.

How does Zan define a 'natural' man?

Bryan Green 3:09
We would take we were in Europe and we were taking a car ride. And this was after we had been to a theme park. We went to a theme park called Europa World in Germany. We stayed there for a couple of days. Then on the way back to Switzerland, which was like a five hour car ride. She got carsick. We had to pull over. She had to throw up a number of times. She's like, this has never happened to me. I don't understand why. And she had not felt good on one of the roller coasters, made her head spin a little bit. Ever since then, Astrid has had carsickness. And so either it's Astrid or it's the baby. Astrid or the baby. One of those two is always throwing up. Even when we drive like an hour and a half away, it's fucking not real.
Bryan Green 3:50
It's not funny, but it's funny. We've been through three different car seats with that kid in the last six months. Because once they throw up in it, no, you throw it away. We were literally in a Walmart parking lot.

What are the characteristics of men who succeed with women?

Bryan Green 4:02
I can't remember if I told this story on air with Chrissy, but we were in a Walmart parking lot.

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