Wedding and A Wetting!
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What plumbing disaster did Bryan avoid at home?
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Brian is dripping down wet, full suit on. So what do I do? I take off my jacket and I put it over the child's head. So now I've covered my little baby with a jacket. The wet jacket. Yes, the wet jacket in the store. The baby's crying because now she's got a jacket over her head. She can't see what's going on. I'm standing at the front of the store.
Why did you put the jacket over her head? I don't know. I thought, eh, I don't want anybody to see her wet. I have a video of this. I swear to God, it's true.
How does Blue's medication affect her behavior?
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Ah, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my best friend and the co-host of this incredibly dumb podcast, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. I was just about to tell the girls here in studio that I avoided yet another plumbing disaster here at the house. The tub was not draining in my house. And I was getting concerned about this. It was like draining slower and slower.
I know what the reason is.
What is fake spring like in Atlanta?
Yeah, okay. All right. But maybe you don't. It's probably adjunct, but I don't think you know the exact reason. Okay. So the girls like to take baths. They're smaller, and the girls love the bath time. I mean, the boys do too, but I tell the boys, I say, you really got to take a shower because you're sitting in your own stink in a bath, essentially. And kids get really dirty. So my germaphobic nature, I'm passing it along to my children. I'm passing all my anxieties along to my children. I'm keeping therapists in business, okay? Okay. So I tell my guys, I say, hey, get in the shower. Wash that dirty ass of yours.
What memorable story does Bryan share about a wedding in Spain?
Wash your ping-pang and your ching-chang, and let's get it all done. And then the girls, they take baths because they refuse to get in the shower unless I drag them in there. So I think to myself, well, there must be a clog down in the drain because when I'm going to wash their hair and I start the water again, it just fills up. It's draining slower than it fills up, and so I'm getting concerned that something's going on down there. But now I'm very concerned about all the plumbing. so i do what i know to do and that is take a hammer and screw to things and you know see if i can get that little plug up yeah i don't know i was just fooling around in there and uh it's got one of those like um the kind you twist like the plug that you it's attached and you twist it and push it down and you twist it and pull it up okay okay not like a plug like an independent plug it's actually attached to the whatever the drain whatever the fuck that's called
So I unscrew, unscrew, unscrew. I unscrew the drain and I look down there and I can see like something purple down there, but it's a little dark. So I take a screwdriver and I can't even get the screwdriver down there, but it feels spongy. So I take the screwdriver and I kind of scrape along the sides. And what do I pull up? 150,000 hair ties is what I pull up. I pulled up an entire ball, and I'm talking like a ball that was like six inches big of hair ties.
Hair ties. Hair ties.
What challenges did Bryan face during the wedding festivities?
I was going to say hair, and you were right. It was adjacent.
Your hair is everywhere. Remember that dashboard conventional song? Your hair is everywhere.
Hair is everywhere.
Hair is everywhere. Between Astrid, the girls, and that fucking dog, that hair is everywhere. Because, of course, we've got to give Blue a bath every 15 seconds because she's a mess, too. That dog. So I've decided. People have written in. People wrote in and they said, hey, listen, go to the vet. There are medications that can help with this. And I responded to some of them, listen, I think we've been through all of the medications, but I certainly will go back to the vet and I'll have a conversation with them.
How did Bryan handle a rainy night with his child in Spain?
The dog is on Prozac, doggy Prozac, low dose Prozac. And we have it on a pharmacy, like an automated online pharmacy that sends it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What plumbing disaster did Bryan avoid at home?
0:34–1:09
2
How does Blue's medication affect her behavior?
1:09–1:45
3
What is fake spring like in Atlanta?
1:45–2:19
4
What memorable story does Bryan share about a wedding in Spain?
2:19–3:43
5
What challenges did Bryan face during the wedding festivities?
3:43–4:21
6
How did Bryan handle a rainy night with his child in Spain?
4:21–5:08
7
What unexpected entertainment occurred at the wedding?
5:08–5:51
8
What lessons did Bryan learn about parenting during the wedding?
5:51–1:01:46