Yes Sir! Yes Sir!
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What strange creatures are discussed in this episode?
Those who eat the devil's corn will choke on his cob. And there's a lot of people choking on that cob out there, and it ain't going to end up good for them. Not in the end. They're going to regret that cob and choking on it.
You know what I mean? On this episode of the Commercial Break...
Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir! It's like they're a military regiment.
Yeah. Every military in the world trains their special forces in making as much noise as possible when coming up on the enemy. Now, by repeating, Yes, sir!
Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
Every five to ten seconds, you're certain to surprise your enemy. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the lovely co-host of the show and my dear, dear friend Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Hello. Hello.
It's always something.
Beavis? Beavis? It's always something. I don't know what's going on with this thing.
I know. It's been acting up.
If I don't press record, it never acts up. Once I press record, it acts up. I know. But I know that can't be the reason. Like, the record button can't be the... Whatever. Who fucking cares? No one wants to hear about it. So, okay. Story time with Brian.
Check your panties.
Check your panties. That's awesome. Check your panties. Where did that come from? I don't know. I didn't even know who put that in there. All right. Story time with Brian. Uh, years ago I was dating a woman and we decided to go to a animal safari local here in the state of Georgia. I think, have we been?
No, we talked about going. You told me about it, but I think I decided not to go.
Yeah. Wisely. Well, I think you decided not to go because of the person that was going. Oh, you didn't want to go with the girl I was dating. Yes. You wanted nothing to do with her. Yeah. And you made no bones about it. No, thanks. Not if she's going to be there. Rightfully so. Only took me three years to listen to you.
Yeah. Well, better late than never.
Thank God. Thank God for small favors. Yes. So, you know, the type of person who always needed to be doing something, like there was no sitting at home just chilling. It was always something. Let's go do something, something, something. Just that type of personality. And there's lots of people out there that are like that. And that's fine. Whatever. But I was running out of ideas after three years. I'm like, what do you want to do? We can never do the same thing twice because that was boring and then we were on – whatever. So we decided to go to this – I find this safari that I had been to previously. But when I got there, there's two ways to do it. It's a drive-through safari. There's lots of different animals.
You can buy huge buckets of food. And you can do it one of two ways. You can either spend an extra 25 bucks and rent one of their vehicles, which was usually a broken down van from the 80s with like jail bars on them. So the animals couldn't actually get in and eat you, except for you could roll down the front windows.
What happens during Storytime with Bryan?
No air conditioning, probably stick. It was like it was a terrible, such disgusting because animal slobber is all over the cars like they don't clean them. They're just these shitty vehicles that sit out in the hot sun all day and you can rent them for $20 if you want to. But why would you?
Because you're driving down there to get there.
So that the animals don't slobber all over your car because these animals like bison and whatever they got, you know, woolly mammoths. I'm not even sure what the fuck is down there, but whatever is down there, you know, you don't necessarily want to tussle, uh, with those things and your brand new shiny car. And at the time I had yet to lose my left front headlight and most of the hood. So it was kind of like, that was my baby. Right. yeah well i get down there i said the same thing to myself i'm like well why the fuck am i going to use their car when i got my own car save myself 25 bucks right let's go come on it's a what could possibly happen yeah what could possibly happen
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What strange creatures are discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:12
2
What happens during Storytime with Bryan?
3:12–18:40
3
How strong is a giraffe's tongue?
18:40–38:40
4
What is the significance of the Mother Giraffe sacrifice?
38:40–49:17
5
Why is de-clawing cats considered cruel?
49:17–56:06
6
What are the Mountain Monsters chasing?
56:06–59:22