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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I have no secrets. I'm mad. I have to go to work. I have to earn a living. I'd rather have a private income and get laid. Well, in office. On this episode of the Commercial Break...
Not a great look for them to have all these videos all over the place of people crawling through the air conditioning vent.
Yeah, I mean, that's something you see on, like, you know, spy shows.
You see it on cartoons.
That's where you see it.
What recent celebrity deaths are discussed in the episode?
Or spy shows. Yes. You know, like Mission Impossible.
I know. Can you imagine taking a piss or, like, taking a piss and then some guy just falls out of the air conditioning vent? Hola!
Hola! Oh, my God. Go Colombia! Viva Colombia! Can you help me now?
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Hey, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris Joy. Totally best to you, Chris.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Breaking news as we come on air today. Dr. Ruth Westenheimer has died.
Quite a few people died over the weekend.
Yes. Shanna Doherty died.
Who else? Dr. Ruth.
Dr. Ruth.
It was Shelly Winters.
Shelly Winters?
No, she died a long time ago, I think. No, it was Olive Oil.
Oh, that is Shelly Winters. Shelly Duvall. Shelly Duvall. Not Shelly Winters. Shelly Duvall. You heard it here last, folks.
And incorrectly. Yeah. There was one more. Somebody else.
Yeah. I thought they happened in trifectas.
Yeah, they do. But there was one more. I can't remember.
I can't remember either. But Dr. Ruth Westingheimer, for those of you that are not of that generation, taught a lot of us about sex and a lot of us about sex in great detail because she was like the first. She's a doctor. She got a weird accent that everybody loves. She's like your cute old grandma. She she was like 86 when I was six. I know. How did she make it to 86 if she was 86 when I was six?
How did the hosts react to the news about Dr. Ruth and Shannen Doherty?
I don't know. She was an old lady when I was a very young man. But I remember seeing her on certain talk shows and television shows. And she would be describing sex in great detail. And my mom loved it. She thought it was the greatest thing when Dr. Ruth came on.
She'd be like, kids, come in here. Dr. Ruth is on.
And you'd be like, oh, she's going to show us something.
Oh, yeah. She was very descriptive and like a clinical but funny way, too.
Because of her accent, her German or Austrian accent, whatever she was.
She would laugh and talk.
She would giggle it up and people would ask her silly questions.
Usually it was people that were calling in about questions. I think that's what it was.
The Dr. Ruth Show. Yes. Which, you know, she would do the talk show circuit like Oprah, Jenny Jones, Phil Donahue. You know, that's when I was like a kid kid, like 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years old, whatever it was. And then she had her own show called The Dr. Ruth Show. Yes. And then she would get highly descriptive. But the thing was is that because of her disarming nature, she would be – I don't know. She would be very descriptive on the nose. She would use the proper terminology, you know, the Mas Venus and the blah, blah, blah, and the clitoris and the penis and the whatever. She would say those words. So it was so clinical. I don't think the television stations knew what to do with it because you wouldn't hear people talk like that on TV.
Now it's a dime a dozen. I mean, you hear all kinds of descriptions. Hock to a girl, got a fucking contract, right? Yeah. But Dr. Ruth was talking about Hoctua long before Hoctua was talking about Hoctua. Someone pulled up a clip on Instagram or something. They showed a clip of her back on her show, the Dr. Ruth show, how she was talking about spitting on the penis to get it more lubricated. And I was like, wow, she's Hoctua before Hoctua. And she was. And so I have fond memories of Dr. Ruth just because I thought she was funny. She was like my grandma. She taught me clinical things about sex. I still don't have a good grasp on, but I'm trying.
Yeah, there was a documentary about her a few years ago, probably on Netflix.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:26
2
What recent celebrity deaths are discussed in the episode?
0:26–2:00
3
How did the hosts react to the news about Dr. Ruth and Shannen Doherty?
2:00–19:22
4
What is the significance of the assassination attempt mentioned?
19:22–20:40
5
How does the episode address the current state of political discourse?
20:40–46:32
6
What are the latest updates on the Euro Cup and Copa America?
46:32–52:54