You'll Always Have Chipper!
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New Year's resolution, drink less and quit smoking. Keep New Year's resolutions.
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And Chipper came, and we were all sitting in a booth, and Chipper slid in, and man was he miffed. He was hot. He was hot. He came in hot. But at that time, nothing else, nothing was going on. So the first thing that this young lady does is head to the bathroom. So that me and Chipper are there alone. And I'm like, so, hey, Chip, what's going on? And he's like, he's like, you tell me, bro.
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You're probably smoking crack cocaine. Aw yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my hungover friend Chrissy. Best to you, Chrissy.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. I'm easing you in this time. Easing you in. So that when you wake up from your hangover, you don't feel terrible. I'm so drinky.
from the night before.
I know. Look at you. You little drunky skunky. Chrissy's our little drunky skunky. Listen, every podcast needs one. That's right. Brianna has Grace. I have Chrissy. Have you been keeping up with this whole thing about Brianna Chicken Fry and Grace O'Malley?
You are the only one keeping up with that.
I am not the only one keeping up with this. Okay, Christine is a little bit tuned into this. All right, so here it is. You ready? Okay, and happy New Year's, everybody.
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