Trump Gets Called "Pedophile Protector" AGAIN & Mexico Gets a New Pronunciation | Jeff Hiller

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Shannon Maldonado 0:30
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Jordan Klepper 1:01
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Jordan Klepper 1:33
Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Jordan Klepper. We got so much to talk about tonight. Trump visits Michigan to grope some cars. The one import that's not affected by tariffs is cocaine. And Canadians are very excited about a new bridge. Sorry, aboot a new bridge. So let's get into headlines. Let's start in my home state of Michigan, which is Ojibwe, for we're saving up to move to Chicago. Yesterday, President Trump visited a GM auto facility where he Kim Jong-un-ed his way down the display floor, checked to see if a car was cake, and apparently got tricked into signing a lease. Donnie, Donnie, don't get that rust proofing, okay? It's a scam! Trust me! By the way, I know we always rag on Trump for being weird, but knocking on the car hood is probably the most normal thing he's ever done.
Jordan Klepper 2:33
There is not a dad in the world who can walk past a new car without rapping on the hood to check that build quality, you know? Like, yeah, yeah, that's a car. That checks out. Yeah, yeah. You know what? At least this tour went a lot better than the last time Trump visited a car facility in Michigan back in January, which, if you remember, went like this.
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As the president toured a Ford manufacturing factory, this moment caught on camera and video obtained by TMZ. One man shouting at the president, pedophile protector.
Jordan Klepper 3:05
Wow. Show some respect for the office. That's president pedophile protector.
Respect.
Jordan Klepper 3:15
Come on, Michigander. Look, it was an embarrassing event for all involved. Luckily, this time, Trump made it through his whole tour without a hitch, and he was able to move on to his speech. The trade deficit in automobiles was more than $300 billion annually. That means outside countries and companies were coming in and just robbing us blind. And it was causing tremendous problems for your jobs. But now all of that is changing because I placed this... Oh, why does this keep happening? Is it the same guy? Is it something in the water? Is it because Trump withheld millions of Epstein files and people are furious that no one has been held accountable for it? We'll never know! But come on, Donald. This will not stand.
Jordan Klepper 4:01
Hit him with a comeback. He's a communist. He's a communist. Oh. Okay, if you're wondering, communist is the opposite of pedophile. We... We all remember watching Karl Marx hosting To Catch a Predator, so... I mean, maybe this is the political spectrum now? Like, I'm just a straight-down-the-middle type of guy. Fiscally communist, socially pedophile. Look, my fellow Michiganders, please stop shouting crazy shit at Donald Trump. He was elected to shout crazy shit at us. Continue. For years, you watched companies move production from America down to Mexico.
Jordan Klepper 4:48
I'm sorry. Down to where? Mexico. Oh. He's saying it that way on purpose. Next question. Why? There's a very nice president of Mexico. You know that. She's very nice, and she speaks beautifully, and she calls it Mexico. Oh. Please meet with China next week. Please meet with China next week. Please meet with China next week. While Trump is ranting about... Just down the road, they're opening a new international trade route between the U.S.

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