Alley Oop 132: Chauncey Billups Sends SUBLIMINAL message, Trysta Goes Inside Blazers Locker Room, Wemby is an Alien

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What insights does Trysta share from the Blazers locker room?

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How does Chauncey Billups' Klutch hoodie signal a deeper issue?

Chris Cody 1:39
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Juju Gotti 2:34
Welcome back to the alley-oop. Look at my sister. Stupid dance moves. What you call that one? I don't have names for all the dance moves that I have in my arsenal. It looked like the mashed potato. It looked like the mashed potato? I don't know whether that's a compliment or whether that's... Come on, man. Come on, man. Is that the mashed potato? Leave under the comment. I think that's just me getting ready for the show. You know what I mean? It was just like a mannerism on beat. You know what I mean? Right. If you leave under the comments... All right, was this the mashed potato I was doing or leave hell no or F no? It's the hand-whipped mashed potato. I like it. Because this is just the mashed potato in my world where you just push a button and it goes...
Juju Gotti 3:31
Well, that's a great place to start. Hand-whipped mashed potatoes. That's exactly what everybody who's been trying to guard Victor Wimbiyama has been this season thus far. Hand-whipped mashed potatoes. My boy doing something that I ain't never seen every single game now. I thought he was going to give us like four or five of them throughout the season. Nah, this brother look crazy. He blocking shots, going down, going straight into the jump shot. Logo threes. Come on, man. If this man can stay healthy, he has an opportunity to be the greatest basketball player we've ever seen in the history of the world.

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