Alley Oop 154: The Wolves Are Hunting Bulls + Is Giannis Over the Bucks?
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What trade predictions are made for the Chicago Bulls and Minnesota Timberwolves?
Welcome back to the alley-oop. I am Juju Gotti, joined by my sister, Trista Crick. How you doing today, my sister?
I see you got the trophy to your side. The chatter for Jalen Brown winning MVP continues to get higher and higher, Juju. I feel like you kind of know that. I feel like you're kind of showing where your opinion is at. I don't want to derail the show starting off that way, but is that what you're basically showing the world?
Man, I'm always showing the world my belief in my boy. You feel me? My boy, he was but a boy, man. Now look at him, man. Salsa dancing on random Tuesday afternoons. You dig? Come on, man. MVP Jalen Brown right now until it's backwards. But neither here nor there. Let's get straight into it. Giannis Antetokounmpo. Self-diagnosis. My boy went down and said, you know what? Yep, that feels about like four, six weeks right there. Yep, that's what the doctor going to tell me. Did you see that, sis?
Yeah, I saw it, Juju. It's giving the last time that we talked about this where he fell and grabbed his calf. It's giving. I'm hurt. I don't want to play for this team. I'm going to find every excuse. I remember there was a job that I had in the COVID era, and I swear to God, Juju, I'm going to tell myself I haven't had COVID one time. But to this employer, I've had COVID 15 times.
Allegedly. Don't clip this. Do not clip this.
Do not clip this. But you're like, I need to get a COVID test. I think I have COVID. I had a close contact. I need to quarantine. I became Antonio Fauci out here because I didn't want to go to work. And now that's what I feel like Giannis is doing with his calf.
Antonio Fauci. It's Antonio.
It's an H. I don't even know if that's his first name. I just know he's Fauci.
Right? Salute, man. But yeah, bro, I think his time is up, bro. It's like, yes, man, we understand it. Yes, you don't want to necessarily be a butthole because he ain't got that reputation, man. My boy ain't no butthole. He ain't trying to be one, but we can tell, bro, you want to leave, man. It's like we keep catching the script club every night, bro.
Is Giannis Antetokounmpo really injured or just unhappy with the Bucks?
Go home tonight, bro.
It's actually worse than that, Jew, is because he's like the good man that does all the good man things, but lets you know you're the one that's not a good woman. And like, listen, I'm a loyal man. I pay all the bills. I make sure you got a roof over your head. You dripped in Louie. And, you know, like we can't even get... our kid into the best private school. You're messing around, you're not taking it, you're doing this. Ugh, all the other husbands that I know, their wives do this for them and do that for them, but I'm loyal. I'm not saying I'm gonna leave you, I don't want a divorce, blah, blah, but you're making it so uncomfortable for her that she feels bad about herself. She feels like, man, maybe I should let him free.
Maybe this isn't. He's unhappy. He's letting you know he's going to continue to check every box to be a good husband. But he is not happy while he's doing it.
Moving on, man. We got G League players, former NBA players, former Army members, former Mortal Kombat characters going back to college because they have eligibility left.
Did you just say former? I just got like literally these words just stunned me. Did you say like we got Raiden playing for Baylor?
Yep, exactly. That boy is electrifying the locker room as we speak.
We've got Baraka coming in with the uppercut swoop move for Kansas.
Ole Miss. Yep, Kansas. Yep, that's the one. Kansas. Jayhawk. Who would have known my boy was a Jayhawk with two knives on his hand? Where was M Street, by the way? It might have been in Kansas. I don't know, bro. But, yeah, bro. Everybody going back to college now, which to me, it opens up a slippery-ass slope for – Tyrese Maxey at his last retiring age at 38, when he threw with the Sixers, being like, you know what? Let's go back to college and win one for the Wildcats. Tyler Hero, who with me? Let's go back to college. What you think about this scenario, bro?
Yeah, if you have eligibility left... And you've played a long career.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What trade predictions are made for the Chicago Bulls and Minnesota Timberwolves?
0:06–2:26
2
Is Giannis Antetokounmpo really injured or just unhappy with the Bucks?
2:26–10:59
3
What does Brandin Podziemski's exclusion from a conversation with LeBron and Curry imply?
10:59–19:04
4
How are G League players and former NBA players returning to college?
19:04–20:39
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