Alley Oop 172: Will UConn Take Both Titles? | Audi Crooks, Clippers, LeBron & That Wizards Prank

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Can UConn win both the men's and women's NCAA championships?

Dan Le Batard 0:02
Look at my sister. Crazy eyes. Oh, that's how you turn the ball over right there.
Trista Crick 0:11
That's the Debo.
Dan Le Batard 0:19
Welcome back, man. I am the Kid Jujugati joined by my sister Trista Crick as always. How you doing, sis?
Audi Crooks 0:27
I like being the kid as well. Also, I am also the kid.
Dan Le Batard 0:31
The kid, Trista Crick. Ooh, KTK, you got to know it, man. Salute to everybody. Look, it's 404 day weekend in Atlanta, so we out here turnt all the way up, man. So please excuse my energy if it's a little too high today, but I'm getting in the zone.
Audi Crooks 0:47
By the way, how come Portland doesn't have a 503 day?

Who are the rising stars in women's college basketball?

Audi Crooks 0:51
You got a 404 day. We don't have no 503 day. And does New Orleans have 504, boys? Huh?
Dan Le Batard 0:57
Yeah. Do they have the 504 day? Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
Audi Crooks 1:01
No 503 day. We lame-ass, white-ass city. We do celebrate Juneteenth, though, for sure, since I was a little kid.
Dan Le Batard 1:09
You got to know, man. And make sure you wear your bulletproof vest on New Orleans 504 day. You got to know that if you know, you know.
Audi Crooks 1:15
bought your bulletproof vest, go ahead and get it now because 504 days come in just right around the corner.

What are the current dynamics in the NBA playoffs?

Dan Le Batard 1:22
You got to know. And Blue Flame is available right now on your iTunes, Spotify, wherever you get music. We going up this weekend for 404 Day. Neither here nor there. Because this weekend is also super filled with a lot of madness, man. Final four men and women. Who do you got, sis? The picture we got Michigan against who? UConn? Or no, Michigan against Arizona.
Audi Crooks 1:48
Michigan against Arizona.
Dan Le Batard 1:49
And then UConn versus?
Audi Crooks 1:54
Illinois.
Dan Le Batard 1:55
Illinois. Salute to Stojakovic.

How are the Los Angeles Clippers performing this season?

Dan Le Batard 1:57
J.R., you got to know. Who you picking, sis? Who you got?
Audi Crooks 2:01
I'm going UConn, Arizona. By the way, I did tell everyone to not stop believing in Dan Hurley and that this UConn team offensively was good enough to go to the Final Four and make it to the National Championship game. I think they will go to the National Championship game. And I think they just barely, barely, barely lose to Arizona. I hate even saying that. But listen, Dan Hurley versus Tommy Lloyd. We'll see. We'll see what Tommy Lloyd has up his sleeve. We'll see whether he's got winning up his sleeve. I haven't seen him make it past the Elite Eight. So we'll see what kind of sprinkling he's got.
Dan Le Batard 2:38
Look, bro, I actually am on the other side of that because as awesome as Arizona is, Coa Pete, freshman.

What is the current state of the MVP race in the NBA?

Dan Le Batard 2:48
They're led by a couple of freshmen. So I don't know. I like that UConn has that crazy in their eyes as well as that experience in their back pocket. So I'm choosing my dog crazy here. Look at my sister.
Trista Crick 3:04
Crazy eyes.
Dan Le Batard 3:06
Crazy eyes. Oh, that's how you turn the ball over right there.
Trista Crick 3:09
That's the Debo.
Dan Le Batard 3:11
I'm going with UConn, man, because it's just crazy against regular and I'm going crazy. All right. On the other side of that bracket. I hope you're right. Michigan versus.
Audi Crooks 3:21
I got UConn.

What drama surrounds LeBron James and the Memphis Grizzlies?

Audi Crooks 3:22
Yeah, I got UConn beating South Carolina.
Dan Le Batard 3:25
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, I like how you did that. We're going women's first. Okay, women's. UConn versus South Carolina. You got them huskies?
Audi Crooks 3:35
Yep. I got UConn beating South Carolina, and I got... UCLA beating Texas, but I don't feel good about it. And I got UConn winning it all in a close one.
Dan Le Batard 3:47
Damn. See, I got Texas getting the job done against UCLA. Not because of Mad Books, but just because of the squad they got, bro. If they all lock in and say, you know what, Lauren Betts?

What was the funniest moment involving the Washington Wizards this week?

Dan Le Batard 3:59
Not tonight. They got a chance. You got to tell her not tonight.
Audi Crooks 4:03
I really, Juju, feel like Madison Booker has a unique opportunity for branding right this second based on what you just said. And her logo when she comes into the league should literally be an angry book.
Dan Le Batard 4:18
Oh, Harry Potter. The book that is trying to beat Harry Potter.
Audi Crooks 4:22
Yeah, with little feet on the book. With this angry book, mad books.
Dan Le Batard 4:28
Come on, man. Mad books and reading is fundamental. Go straight to the kids with that one, too, man. Yeah. Get your mad books right now. You want to be like mad books?

What does Audi Crooks' transfer mean for women's basketball?

Dan Le Batard 4:38
Yeah, I like that. Unfortunately, I got to kind of agree, bro. Yukon girls, man. They're looking too invincible, man. I'm riding with Don, as always. I'm going to choose USC just because here we are. But little Huskies, man. A.Z.

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