#BecauseMiami: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou Federal Funding?
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Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table. A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here? Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up. Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads, like... Cuervo.
Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Cuervo. Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App. The U.S. Secret Service has arrested a second person in connection to the theft of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's purse. That man was arrested here in Miami Beach. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem had her purse stolen at Washington restaurant The Capital Burger on Easter Sunday. Investigators say the first suspect sat down at the table next to Noem's, captured her purse by foot, and then grabbed it and took off. Inside was $3,000 in cash, Nome's DHS access badge, her passport, license, and keys.
Police and Secret Service agents had good information Montesino was at this Walgreens store on 14th Street and Collins Avenue yesterday about 1.15 in the afternoon. He was spotted outside wearing a hat and sunglasses, so police went inside and they arrested him. Hashtag because Miami.
There is always a Miami connection. Thanks to my friend Steve Blitz at NBC6 for that report outside the Walgreens in Miami Beach, where, dude, the 9-11 hijackers were chilling down here in South Florida, taking flight lessons, not on how to take off and land, but just how to fly a plane, you know, mid-flight. In Sarasota, Florida, there was just always a connection. I mean, the last place that Ted Bundy was doing his hunting and killing and, in fact, got sentenced to death and electrocuted, an old Sparky, down here in Florida. Like, there's just always, always that Miami connection. And, of course, cosplay Kristi Noem. The DHS secretary, this is Department of Homeland Security, had her purse stolen Easter Sunday at a burger joint in D.C.
They stole $3,000 cash like you carry in your purse, right?
Yeah, why? My purse. Why would you? $3,000.
just off top well i presume to get her hair done like she's it looks it looks high i mean those beautiful logo face i presume it's the it's weave but it's gorgeous gorgeous hair she's got stuffed under her like cosplay like gi jane helmet and everything but also her dhs badge her access badge was in there you've got a secretary of defense who's like using like signal to chat with, like, friends and family and other people in the administration about, like, top secret or classified military moves. And you have actually breaking news yesterday. Mike Waltz, Trump's national security advisor, along with his deputy national security advisor, Alex Wong, they are the first two to be voted off of The Apprentice to get the old year fired.
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