#BecauseMiami: Sabado Night at the Cockfight

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What chaos unfolded at the Miami mayoral forum?

Chris Cody 0:01
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Chris Cody 0:11
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Me.
Chris Cody 0:49
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Unknown 2:27
Miami Beach Mayor Stephen Miner doesn't want to talk to us. The mayor is having to deal with allegations in what appears to be a current investigation into his conduct. Alleged unwanted sexual advances made by Miner to coworkers.
Dan Le Batard 2:39
Just a look at his face is enough to make you nauseous. Please terminate the mic. You're close to being removed from this meeting, actually.
Steven Miner 2:54
I'm very hands-on.
Billy Corben 3:04
beach mayor even minor minor wants to ogle all the time follow with his eyes such a creepy guy his smile is so ghoulish every time makes the interns run and hide
Unknown 3:20
Why did you resign from the SEC?
Billy Corben 3:24
Sir, don't touch me.
Unknown 3:32
Good evening, Miami Beach. More embarrassing every time he speaks.
Dan Le Batard 3:40
I'm known as the Lord and Order Mayor. That's a great honor. And he claims his accusers are all anti-Semitic.
Unknown 3:48
There's no truth to any of those allegations at all.
Dan Le Batard 3:51
Just by virtue of calling out this freak.
Billy Corben 3:55
And Steven Miner's pants are way too tight Lots of balls in sight, means Invisalign He wants an apartment on the side For an intern concubine Miner wants to ogle all the time Fongle with his eyes, such a creepy guy Sexual harassing troglodyte Makes the interns run and hide Mr. Mayor, can we talk to you really quickly?

How did the candidates perform during the debates?

Unknown 4:31
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Please don't touch me.
Billy Corben 4:45
Miami Beach mayor and accused serial sex pest Stephen Miner is running for re-election.

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