Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What are the origins of the Upset Bird?
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Download the GameTime app today. Don Levitard. I got somebody here making fun of me. How old do you have to be to reference Shecky Green? Man, I went comedically there with the funny name of a comedian. That's on you for not knowing who Shecky Green is.
Oh, you got to know who Shecky Green is.
No, you don't have to know who Shecky Green is.
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Chapter 3: What humorous anecdotes are shared about wrestling knowledge?
He's your ally. No, no. Yeah, I don't like my allies here. King of the Borscht Belt.
Chapter 4: What criticisms do Dan and Stugatz have about CrossFit?
Stugatz. I have the soul of a Borscht Belt comedian.
I should be in the Catskills in 1945 opening for Shecky Green.
That's who I was destined to be. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
I'm watching a CrossFit commercial on television right now, Stugatz.
Chapter 5: How does George St. Pierre describe his fighting skills?
Yeah.
And this is becoming hugely popular, CrossFit. It is. I'm about to join a program, believe it or not. It seems like a horrible idea. It seems like a really easy way to get injured.
this thing is getting popular more and more popular and it seems really unhealthy the things that they ask people to do people like you like it's one thing to do them at 24 25 years old you are gonna you are almost sure to get into crossfit do 18 minutes of insanity and you are going to be injured inside of 10 days are you saying i should abort then
What I'm telling you is that CrossFit seems like it's getting more and more popular. And is anyone checking on injuries? Because I assure you, at the risk of sounding like your grandfather, that what those people are doing is not healthy.
you're any kind of brittle or if you're older or if you have any kind of age on you you are going to tear a hamstring a quad joints are going to be a problem what those people are doing doesn't seem any kind of safe and furthermore you can become a crossfit trainer if you pay a thousand dollars for a weekend that guy's training you and he's gonna hurt you because he doesn't know what he's doing but it's so convincing like they're promoting health are you saying it's an
They're putting everyone on there who's not going to get hurt because they've got six packs and they look great. But the people who go to them and go again, the trainer for CrossFit in a weekend gets expertise and pays a thousand dollars for it. Let me explain something to you. CrossFit is running an enormous scam that will injure you.
So not shocking that Sugat says, oh yeah, I think I'm going to do that because he goes with all the fans. He probably has an outfit already picked out. Anything that's popular. I have friends that are like workout monsters that started doing that and they're always complaining about their shoulder being thrown out.
I'm doomed. Oh really?
You blew out your shoulder like doing the dumbbells on the tire swing. That's surprising. So let me see here. So you hurt yourself because you were doing that toes to bar thing and they only asked you to do a thousand of them.
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Chapter 6: What story does Dan tell about Pat Riley crying?
The trainer who wasn't watching after paying for $1,000 for his certification.
Now, my trainer, who did pay $1,000 and got his certificate within a weekend, within 48 hours, he wants to videotape my entire experience. Is that something you'd be interested in seeing, Dan?
Yes. Okay. Including the injury. Because we start... Because we start next week and he is going to videotape session one.
I have 15 sessions. I've signed up for him. He will videotape all of them.
This is going to be great. A, you're not going to make it through 15. And B, you are going to come in limping within four days. A texter writes in, I've hurt myself 10 times in four years doing CrossFit. But like crack, I can't quit it. So, guys, I guarantee you, you're going to break a bone, and it's going to break the skin.
And you're going to show up to work with a bone protruding out of your skin. And that's only going to be the first 15 minutes. Another texter writes in, hold on, I want to expose this scam. Dan, I'm a massage therapist, and I have a clinic in Weston. I work on at least three people a day from CrossFit injuries. CrossFit is single-handedly keeping our health industry alive. In America.
I mean, you people are idiots. All you got to do is watch what these people are doing. It's not normal human behavior. My chiropractor, swear to you, Dan. My chiropractor. I mean, it's crazy. Ryan said, you just sent me a text. You start cross-fitting next week. I'll see you in two weeks. Everybody has that friend that's been a bartender like three times in the service industry. He just can't.
That friend is trying to become a CrossFit trainer. Like, that's his next big get-rich-quick scheme. CrossFit. Never. Never. You're like on a treadmill, but you're also on sand. But we have just tapped into something because the texts are just. Pouring in. I have my certification from the National Academy of Sports Medicine. The same people who train the heat.
And we frown upon CrossFit as one of the worst things for the unconditioned athlete in the world. Wow. It's so Stugatz, though, to have bought 15 sessions. I purchased 15 sessions. Did you do it because you saw it on TV and there were a bunch of six-packs jumping on a box? That's exactly why I did it. Now, I did this, Dan. I purchased 15 sessions. I believe they're 45 minutes apiece.
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