Bill Simmons, Jeremy's Haircut, and Good Follow | Hour 3 (feat. Trysta Krick and JuJu Gotti)
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Summer is pretty much my favorite time to be a sports fan. The biggest soccer tournament of the summer just wrapped up. Baseball's on every night. Racing never takes a weekend off. And my calendar basically revolves around first pitches, green flags, and whatever game everybody's texting about. I realized I'm the MVP of my group. I'm always the friend that says, hey, I've got it. I've got a place. I've got some ice cold Miller lights. I got the TV. I got a big, comfy blue leather couch. Come on over. That's the behavior of a Miller time MVP. I almost never watch the big ones alone. I'd much rather be with my friends. And if I am alone, we're texting. We're sipping on our Miller Lights, toasting the day, toasting the big games.
For me, Miller Light is just a part of a big game routine. It's brewed for taste with simple ingredients, clean, refreshing, and easy to drink, especially in the Miami heat. It's a true American Pilsner and the original light beer since 1975. An all-American summer starts with an all-American beer, Miller Lite. Go to MillerLite.com slash Dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Does it hurt you, Jeremy, when you have something you want to talk about on this show? And this routinely happens where you have something you want to talk about on this show and everyone immediately tells you your idea is stupid.
Does it hurt? Yeah. Yes. Because you care about work. I care about a lot of stuff that you guys don't care about. You care about this show. You try. I try really hard. You do. I've noticed that. And a lot of times you'll have ideas and everyone tells you that idea is stupid. Shut up. That's right. Yeah, that's right. I'm a volume shooter. I am the Dion Waiters of this show where it's like occasionally it works.
A lot of the time it's off back iron and that's OK. I'm going to keep putting shots. You know, the more I think about it, though, take a crack at it. Tell the story. Tell the audience. You don't do it. Come on.
Do it. No, I've edited this one. Because it's gotten to the point where I need to vet these. Oh, that's not true. I have a lot of good ideas. So, like, we're in the doldrums of summer. It's tougher to do sports content, especially live sports content, the way that we're doing it. It's a monumental lift, and you should be thanking us. And LeBron has not picked.
We're warriors and heroes.
And we've done the LeBron thing, and there's no more World Cups, so you're getting more personality-driven things, which is why we discovered Zazz is a racist earlier in the show. Yeah, that's right. Why don't we just go back to that? So we were, like, talking about, all right, this is tough. Who else has got something? Zazz has racism. Greg Cody left us in a lurch.
He was supposed to be here. Usually that's a pretty good default.
So Dan's not here. Limited cast. What do we talk about? Well, we got this Bill Simmons clip that we might be worth playing, right? We should go to that. And then I was like, hey, you got anything else, Jeremy? And Jeremy's like, well, I got a haircut coming today. It's true. Normally I'm like, all right, wait a second. So he's just giving us his daily schedule. Yes. There was a plot twist. There's a psychological element to it. I heard the story. Let's not tell the story. You sure? I heard the entirety of the story. And then after hearing it, I looked you in the eye. I'm like, okay. Yeah. And I press comms with Zaz's headphones. I'm like, hey, Jeremy has two topics that you can go to. The Bill Simmons sound and the haircut story.
Can I sum up his haircut story? Don't do it in like one sentence. No, I'd love to. Can you recap it? I said, don't go to the haircut story. Can you do like an AI quick synopsis?
He was like, hey, I have a haircut scheduled today, but I thought maybe I shouldn't get it. Maybe my hair looks good. That was the topic. That's not quite how it went.
But that is kind of how AI would sum it up.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–5:53
2
Why are the hosts debating whether to play Bill Simmons’ clip about Miami media?
5:53–6:06
3
What happened in Jeremy’s haircut story and why do hosts call it 'psychological'?
6:06–18:21
4
How do the hosts interpret Bill Simmons’ criticism of Miami sports media?
18:21–26:55
5
Could LeBron James going to Miami reignite old Heat rivalries and why would that matter?
26:55–45:22
Speakers
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