Happy 19th Birthday, Malachi Toney! | Postgame Show
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What is the opening vibe of Thursday Thunder and how does JuJu set the stage?
That's not right. No, it actually is right. It's Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday.
Yes, sir. Thursday Thunder, we are back. Two out of three again last week. Could you believe that Puka Nakua was pulled early in the fourth quarter? Down big. Neither here nor there. Because this week, we back, baby. First leg, if you know, you know. Devon Vele for over 3.5 catches from Tyler Shook. Sunday. Also, you might be thinking, Jew, why you already on Sunday? It's games tonight. There's two things people know about this show. One, Zazz is not a cook. And two, I do not gamble on the bills or the dream. None of them. Salute. Next leg. Deebo Samuel came through again for your boys last week. And he going to come in again this week again for 2.5 catches. The over way. You got to know. And the last leg, Miami got a new wide out.
His name is Caleb Douglas, and he will catch over 2.5 catches this Sunday. Lock it in, man. The crown is yours. DraftKings Sports, available in all 50 states.
I just picked up Devon Vele on my fantasy team because I am trash. I'm already 0-1 in fantasy. No one cares. Yesterday was Dan's mom's birthday, a.k.a.
mommy. Happy birthday,
Lord. Happy birthday to her.
I
don't care. Good luck.
God,
just let it go all the way. And when I was talking to her and wishing her a happy birthday, she sort of kind of invited me and my friend out to dinner on Friday tomorrow to Havana 1957.
Do
you guys think I'm really going? We exchanged numbers and everything.
If you don't go, you're in trouble.
So I
should reach out and be like, hey, are we doing
this?
How does the show handle post‑game awards and recognitions for the crew?
I think you should go. You're going to get some good Cuban food, and they're going to pay. Oh, they're
going to pay? Of
course.
Poppy will go. We'll be Poppy.
Yeah.
Well, happy birthday to Mommy. Juju, you also have a happy birthday wish?
Oh, yeah, man. I'm going to wish the best wide receiver in the nation happy birthday, Malachi Tony, man. Happy birthday to him. I don't care. Good luck. He's 19? Yeah. Right. Good Lord. Already a household name. Gabos. You dig it.
What were you doing when you were 19?
Bro, I was making all horrible decisions. That's why I'm like, bro, I forget these kids, man, because I was a problem at 19 years old. God was not through with me yet, John John.
I'm 47. God's not through with me yet, man. I'm a problem right now. This kid's 19. Good Lord.
Yeah, he's a problem. I watched that game from the Bahamas. That was like one of the main ones that they had at their sports book. And I watched
him
take that to the house and put up 70-something points. I had to turn it off. I was like, oh my goodness. Miami, the U is back. The U is back. As are post-show awards. I need an award, Juju. How many we got?
I want to give you an award, brother. This is an impromptu award for doing a great job this week. I didn't want to say it too early and jinx it. Thank
you. But,
sis, you shot that thing from half court straight next all week. Salute.
Good job, Tristan.
Absolutely. Next, I'd like to give the what the hell is going on right now to David Sampson segment. Good job, David. The whole chat, bro.
I'm talking about
it. He said, Trista, why you ain't text me back? No, answer me right now.
And he
said he
left a voicemail, and then I looked, and he didn't have a voicemail. And I said, well, you never sent me one. And he goes, I was trying to say that voicemails were no longer cool, and I didn't want to seem old, so I figured the missed call would have sufficed, and I have learned my lesson. Ha, ha, ha, and hi. Why would you call me out on... the
stream this call does suffice like if there is a missed call you you don't need to leave a voice message and if you can leave any kind of text the text could just be i tried you yeah or like you know nothing special it's called say hey something like that you know
anything because i don't check my missed calls guys like i don't check them me neither
you call me and i haven't picked up don't expect the call back unless you tell me hey i just called you
right i'd like to give the zapped his ass award to dan levitar for that jeremy
he
fired your ass
that
was
crazy
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