Dan Le Batard And Jonathan Zaslow Call Bradley Cooper "Ugly" | Hour 3
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What live report does Amin provide from the parade?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.
Jeremy Taché's pitch clock and baseball in general are going to be even more segregated than baseball and Jeremy is usually around here. It has been made and it is ready, but it will be hanging and dangling off of the show instead of inside of the show. You can find it wherever it is that you find these things, but it won't be inside of our show over the course of hours one, hours two, hours three. But it's good and it's baseball and it's segregated. I've never seen it. Juju is going to join us earlier than usual because we have to get to the polls and we also have to do something else with the post game. So Juju will be here shortly in order to update the polls. But I really did want to put in front of you guys the incredibly delicious majesty of being given early in a tournament where Portugal, this is what they have in sports every four years.
This is their big thing to the world, and their best player that gets exported to the world is, by Mike's suggestion and the suggestion of many others, Bench the Legend is happening right off the top because of how a favorite performed in the first game or underperformed in the first game. And here, when you think about players getting power over the course of whatever has happened to sports, internationally and nationally, okay? Here is Roberto Martinez, the head of Portugal, telling you. I believe it's Martinez. telling you that he is an administrative assistant for the greatest player in the world because when he's asked hey have you considered benching him he got in the way of the goal scoring chance last time his quote is it makes no sense to get the best score in world football out in a game that you need goals your questions media make no sense
You're questioning this human being who is old, his coach, who works for him. Don't get it twisted. Like, I understand that all of you think, ah, it's team sport. No. Roberto Martinez works for Ronaldo. you talk about insults as he's sitting here defending the guy right now game one telling you it makes no sense for a favorite in this tournament one of the best teams in the world and the only thing Portugal has makes no sense to bench guys stop don't bring your sports radio around here respect the legend I don't care what you think Ronaldo's my guy if the coach says something so definitive like that
then that's it. He's never going to have him come off the bench. He said that you're stupid if you're not going to play the greatest goal scorer in the world. So you can't then go back on something like that. Sure you can. You absolutely can. But also, I don't think this needs to come from the coach. I think this needs to come from Cristiano Ronaldo. But Roberto Martinez is on his way out at Portugal. This is the final World Cup, not just for Ronaldo at Portugal. It's the last World Cup for Roberto Martinez, who has been successful on the international stage and on the club stage. He's going to go on. He's even been rumored for a very long time to be the next U.S. men's national team head coach. So he's got options.
How do Dan and Zaslow criticize Bradley Cooper's appearance?
I'm a Pochettino guy.
Why are you guys, though, skipping right past this part? Mike, I mean, I honestly, I mean you no offense when I ask you this question. When you say Ronaldo himself has to do it, I'm going to ask you. What the bleep are you talking about? No player in his circumstance has the self-awareness to be like, yeah, I'm an all-time legend. Let me go here. I can't help. What are you talking about?
He's an all-time legend that can help. He can help. He can help, I think, later in games. Look, I don't want to overreact either. I thought DR Congo played inspired. Early on, Portugal was just outclassing a team that was all effort. And I think if you look back on that performance, Congo is going to be like, man, we left some goal scoring opportunities on the table. I look back, I'm like, man, they were wasteful. They could have won that match. But... I don't want to overreact to one match, and I'm not. This was a narrative headed into this.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What live report does Amin provide from the parade?
0:00–3:36
2
How do Dan and Zaslow criticize Bradley Cooper's appearance?
3:36–6:41
3
What insights are shared about the pressures of Hollywood on celebrities?
6:41–9:05
4
What are the implications of Cristiano Ronaldo's performance in the tournament?
9:05–12:40
5
How does Zaslow's family legacy come into play during the discussion?
12:40–14:24
6
What humorous moments arise from the discussion about Zaslow's family?
14:24–16:53
7
What are the audience's reactions to the polls presented?
16:53–18:46
8
How does the episode conclude with reflections on celebrity and media?
18:46–43:25
Speakers
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