Dan Makes a Big Mistake | Hour 3 (feat. Adnan Virk)
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What are the hosts debating about attending a concert?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
We've got baseball segregated again. Jeremy is just doing things with Adnan Virk and the other baseball boys. Pitch clock is at the end of this hour where all your baseball needs will be met. We think that we didn't get a payoff from the pseudoscientists in Big Earwax, but I am told... that Roy, from the guffawing laughter I heard in the other studio, that there was shame in Roy's ear. I don't know the extent of the shame. Roy, have you seen what it is that emerged from your ear with that fire vacuum?
Yeah, that's some stuff, Dan.
What is the color of that stuff?
It looks like it's brown or dark red.
Yeah, it's almost black. So wait a minute, that is a lot of stuff there.
Most of that is actually candle wax, but like inside there, up there towards the top, you can see the ear wax. Okay, I thought that was coming out of his ear. No, 98% of that is traditional candle wax.
Roy, how do you feel about what was in your ear? Because it looks like you're holding a little throw up in your mouth. It looks like you're disgusted by what was in your ear.
I feel dirty, Dan.
Okay. So a major accomplishment here today. We made Roy feel dirty, and I think we can all say a magical success. Everything that was the earwax and fire experience.
What funny moments arise from the discussion about earwax?
Well, the best thing that happened in the earwax experience was Zaz falling. Yes.
Yes.
Well, let's play that sound and video again so people can see. Again, this was earlier in the show. Zaslow said that it doesn't matter that he didn't play sports. He should be able to criticize all great athletes however he wants. And here is Zaslow trying to sit in a chair.
I mean, maybe. All right, everybody take it easy. Everybody calm down. Everybody calm down.
You're used to sitting in chairs.
I don't know what was so funny about that. I didn't fall. I sat down exactly where I intended to. Seemed like everything was okay to me. You stumbled. Stumbled into what I wanted to do.
You talk about secondhand embarrassment. I want you to watch in the background here as he stumbles around trying to, again, just sit in a chair where Jeremy hides his eyes from everything that's happening with his earphones.
I mean, maybe. All right, everybody take it easy. Everybody calm down. Everybody calm down. You're used to sitting in chairs. Come on. You're done. I don't see what the big deal was. That floor was slippery. It's a rug.
That was actually exactly what happened to Wayne Newton in Vegas, and Tony stopped the chair. That was the exact thing where Wayne Newton, old, frail Wayne Newton, was trying to sit in his chair, and it started to go back, and if it wasn't for Tony stopping his chair... We would have gone viral for something horrible that day.
For killing Wade.
I'm telling you, it would have happened. Would have had blood on my hands.
Old people cannot be fallen like that.
Not 90-year-olds. Not off a stage.
Carrot Top also almost fell backwards. That's right.
What story does Tony share about Wayne Newton?
We had odd chairs on that set.
They were high. High chairs. Tony saved the life of Wayne Newton. Zaslow just reminded me of the video from earlier in the week that we had of Jerry Jones seeing former President Bill Clinton and just sort of staggering into the distance because that was not a moment of great grace from Zaslow there. You saw everything that happened there and you're just not disgraced in any way.
No. Number one, I had a clean ear. That's a huge win. And number two, I meant to sit down in that seat. And what was the end game? I sat down in the seat.
Well, while speaking clearly and getting your points off without being ejected from the room by Mike, who no longer let you speak. You say that was some grand success. You were kicked out of the room.
I didn't feel that I was being respected, so I got up on my own will, my own power, and I left the room.
Okay. All right. Well, I think, though, that here's where I wanted to lead us with all of this nonsense involving Zazz in the chair. I believe he's going to end up at a concert tonight where everyone sits down this way because it's going to be nothing but old people.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the hosts debating about attending a concert?
0:00–1:34
2
What funny moments arise from the discussion about earwax?
1:34–3:13
3
What story does Tony share about Wayne Newton?
3:13–7:07
4
How does the trivia game 'The Pitch Clock' work?
7:07–8:52
5
What insights does Adnan Virk provide on the Boston Red Sox?
8:52–10:48
6
What changes are happening with the Philadelphia Phillies?
10:48–12:14
7
Who are the standout players discussed in the episode?
12:14–12:23
8
What final thoughts wrap up the episode?
12:23–43:57
Speakers
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