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Why does the show start with a weird “Yammercheck” rant and Otto Graham’s number 60?
Chris Cody, I'm a little bit worried about Yammercheck in the Zaz and Cody seat. He's already spinning around in circles. He's got way too many thoughts and ideas because he's not doing a show often enough. He needs to be doing a show about... I'm going to say hourly, 29 hours a day, I think would be the right amount. If you allowed him to do a show for just 24 hours, you might get a sane person. But if you gave him 29 hours a day, if Donald Trump were to extend daylight savings time to make the day 29 hours long. I think we might get the Yammer check we need here. But Amin and Yammer check on the same day means that we might have a collision of old people thoughts, given what Amin's been doing lately with his general fossilization.
You got dragged into this.
What do I have to do this? What are you talking about? The aging process around here. Damoshek comes in here and by way of hello, he says something about Otto Graham.
It's so true.
And it's like, I don't care about Otto Graham. And he's like, football's back, Dan. Like, that's why I'm here. It's football America. There's football tonight. I've got a show and I want to talk football. And he starts, he begins the bidding with Otto Graham.
Well, you wore number 60, you understand. a quarterback. That's why you have to hold him up. If you're going to talk about quarterbacks, are you serious? If you're not going to bring up Otto Graham, clearly you're not. Number 60.
Again, I'm trying to figure out how I'm old like that.
Well, you came in talking about AI wage suppression like you're a different kind of old. That's new shit, man. Worrying about money is new shit?
We're about AI suppressing money. That's new shit.
I may do that.
A weight suppression?
Oh, man. You're not ready. Otto Graham was number 60? I didn't know that Otto Graham was number 60.
In the AAFC. That's why you have to talk about him. That's why he's relevant. Because he won four titles in the late 40s AAFC before he became an NFL superstar.
I don't know what that is. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Do you know what the AAFC is? And also, did you know that Otto Graham was uniform number 60? Because that is not something that I know or knew. What is the weirdest number a quarterback in the NFL has ever had? Is there any such thing as a quarterback in the NFL who has had a weird number?
I think that, well, they only allow you to go from 1 up to 19.
Now, but I assume they made that.
John Hadle wore in the AFL, I believe, 20. Oh, yes. I'm pretty sure. Flutie wore 22 in Boston College, no? Yeah, yeah. But, yes, we're talking. Still an odd number for a quarterback.
You think that that rule has been in place all time for the NFL, that it's been 1 through 19 for the quarterback?
Well, Sammy Ball was 33 now that I think about it. 33.
Jeremy just Googled it and said that a millisecond before Damage Check did with the internet, and Dave doesn't even have his laptop in front of him.
Yeah, no, the thing about Dave that's great is it would be a beautiful mind if any of the things that came out of it were actually beautiful.
Mm-hmm. Here's something not beautiful but weird. Do you know that until 1976, a collection of college all-stars would play the reigning Super Bowl champions, and into the early 60s, the college team would sometimes win? Can you imagine? They beat Lombardi's Packers. College all-stars. What an embarrassment. If you need any further proof that the NFL didn't really matter until the Super Bowl era, there you go. That's weird, right?
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How do we feel about the jelly bean as a Hall of Fame candy? Because the jelly bean is one of my favorites. It's just a flavored cube of sugar. And Tony, I don't want your judgment on this. It's a historic, famous jelly bean candy for a reason. Like it's got an endurance that not all the other candies have. There are plenty of come and go candies. The jelly bean is here and here forever.
The Bob Cousy of candy.
Yeah. It's still great, though.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Why does the show start with a weird “Yammercheck” rant and Otto Graham’s number 60?
0:01–6:04
2
How does the crew spark the profanity‑laden fight over jelly‑bean flavors?
6:04–10:12
3
What makes chips & salsa the “most disruptive appetizer” according to the cast?
10:12–15:07
4
Why does Dave bring up clam pizza and how does it become a running gag?
15:07–21:47
5
Which jelly‑bean flavors are considered the best, the worst, and the most controversial?
21:47–29:08
6
What’s the story behind the bear‑on‑a‑trampoline video and why do they think it should lead the show?
29:08–37:51
7
Why did Jeff Passan give up his Hall‑of‑Fame vote and how does that tie into the “Hall of All” idea?
37:51–39:28
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