Chapter 1: What fantasy football strategies are discussed to alleviate stress?
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Chapter 2: How does the NFL Pro Bowl relate to fantasy football punishment?
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That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.
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Chapter 3: What surprising moments occurred during the World Series?
They go to Dillon early, and then they're going to eventually get to Shador by Amin's plan.
Yeah, I mean, I would have thought that that is the plan, but it seems like they hate Shador Sanders.
And it seems like he's not ready. But when you guys are watching any portion of Brown's Jets, are you made sad by what it is you're doing with your life?
I am so happy that I'm not doing that with my life anymore. Honestly, I've come out on the other side so happy.
You're Tim Robbins? You're Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption?
I can't believe this isn't my life anymore. Do you understand? That was my life for 20 years.
That game. You don't miss it at all?
No, I certainly don't miss that either. There weren't really any good times.
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Chapter 4: How did Clayton Kershaw's confusion impact the World Series outcome?
I thought you were a Bucs guy now. You're not stressing that loss yesterday? I am stressing it a little bit. I mean, they're still so hurt. How do you come out of a bye week more injured?
But to you, will games be going on? And I understand that you've got Red Zone on, whatever. You don't take out your phone and follow what your former favorite team is doing?
No. First year, I was keeping an eye on it a little bit more, and the Deshaun thing was a national storyline, so you had to follow it. Now, it's just like they barely exist. Wow. Good for you. Clean break. Thank you. It means a lot to me. Now, if they drafted Cam Ward, I would have been back in. I would have. That was their one opportunity. But thank God.
So now I'm watching great Titans football, mind you.
I'm curious, as I say this question, what the answer is, because it's not something I've considered before. How many more bad teams are there in the league that you know are bad than teams you know are good? Teams that you trust to be good are... going forward. Who is, at the moment, are the Chiefs the betting favorite? Yeah, we talked about this.
And then the Rams. Yeah, Chiefs and then Rams. And then Steve Martin. Marty Supreme, Christmas Day. Marty Supreme, Christmas Day. Marty Supreme, Christmas Day. Marty Supreme, Christmas Day. You know what I'm going to be doing on Christmas Day, and it's going to be watching Marty Supreme.
Because I didn't even need to know that critics were calling Marty Supreme a full-throttle masterpiece and the best movie of the year.
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Chapter 5: What haunting moments in baseball history are referenced?
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He gives them one of these, and he gives them one of those. This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz. Stugatz.
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Chapter 6: How do teams recover from critical game losses?
When did Aaron Rodgers become a huge scaredy cat? Guy hates contact. He's old. He's just flinching and running away and throwing balls in the dirt. The guy hates getting hit. And he's extra pissy this year.
I don't like him. Did he just quietly stop doing McAfee? Because you say he's extra pissy, but I don't see him making any more headlines.
He's pissy at his teammates. No one can stare down a teammate and make them feel like shit more with their face than Aaron Rodgers.
Marino is the best at that. Oh, Marina was so good. Aaron needs some stubble. I don't like clean-shaven Aaron.
Brady was pretty good at that, too. Brady was pretty good at showing everybody everyone else's imperfections.
Also, Chargers, why the yellow pants? You're going out of your way to make this hard? Ravens, too. Screw you, Ravens.
Weird uniforms.
You're playing the Vikings, and you're like, hey, let's dust off the purple pants here. Yeah, it was weird.
Let me explore something with you when Mike Ryan says huge scaredy cat Aaron Rodgers. And I'm not going to disagree with you, but Aaron Rodgers is of an age that to me, if you told me right now, hey, you know who hates getting hit? Nick Folk. Nick Folk hates the way that he's getting better.
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