Hour 1: Domiñooooooo (feat. Domino & Jorge Sedano)

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What is the concept behind the game show Domiñooooooo?

Unknown 0:00
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Stugatz 0:08
I do not mean to make excuses. I was raised by a tough and proud Cuban man. But I want to apologize to Diana Rossini for fundamentally stinking as a producer of the last segment. That's all. My father is here. Well, I don't want to make excuses, but Sedano's here, my father's here, and Domino is here, and everything's moving too fast around here today. So I got Theo Zaslow next to Sedano, and I'm here with my father and Greg Cody, and I've asked Metal Ark Media to make a game show. Game shows. Man, the media's collapsed. Hollywood's collapsed. It's the same four businesses that are running everything. Everything's collapsing around here. Game shows. Those are cheap. Where's there a game show? And so Mike Ryan says, my Hungry Off's not good enough.
Stugatz 0:52
I got a better idea. And so he produces whatever it is we're about to do here, which is, Mike, because I've never met Domino before, but... I want to tell the audience to support Domino's Saturday, January 17th, at CCW's Rumble in the Jungle. He can get tickets. You can get tickets at ccwtix.com. What are we doing right now? You think you're going to pull off a game show in 10 minutes?
Unknown 1:17
Well, you want to celebrate all things Cuban, so why don't we have a Cuban-themed game show? Devise two teams, the Levitards versus Sedano and Tio Zaz, to find out quién es más cubano.
Stugatz 1:30
Okay, so the game is how Cuban are you or who's more Cuban?
Unknown 1:36
Yeah, but it's got a catchy little name and some imaging. How Cuban are you?
Jorge Sedano 1:39
No, it's called Dominion. Dominion. Welcome and bienvenidos to Dominio, the game show that settles who is a real Cuban around here. Here's your host, former CCW Southeastern heavyweight champion, el caballo, el tiburón, el campeón, and current king of the territory, Dominio!
Domino 2:07
Oye, también yo tengo el machete, you left that out of the intro, machetazo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got that part. All right, so I'm going to go first.
Stugatz 2:33
My father and I are one team. Tio Zaz is formidable.

How do the hosts introduce the game and its rules?

Unknown 2:39
He's got that look in his eyes. He looks like the guy Poppy and I beat at Domino Park that one day.
Stugatz 2:43
Oh, that's right. This is legitimate. These credentials are legitimate. Sedano and my father won a legitimate Calle Ocho Domino tournament in the streets. It was like 15 years ago.
Unknown 2:54
That was a long time ago. I'll never forget that.
Stugatz 2:57
The game is, Papi, is to find out how Cuban we are.
Domino 3:00
So first question, Domino. You go into your grandma's house and you see an aluminum can, an aluminum tin, blue, the cookies, the royal dance cookies. What is stored in that aluminum tin? A, sewing supplies. B, nuts and bolts. Or D, unas pilas, unos batteries.
Stugatz 3:34
Cookies, cookies, always cookies. No, dad. Dad. Dad.
Jorge Sedano 3:39
Bobby. Dad. Wow.
Stugatz 3:42
No, there's no cookies in there. No, no cookies. No, the cookies are gone. You already ate them. They're sewing supplies, Bobby.
Unknown 3:49
A huge mistake. Domino, what is the right answer?
Domino 3:51
The right answer, sewing supplies.
Unknown 3:54
See? Everyone knows this. Ah. Bobby! My mind is set up on the cookies. You guys are struggling already. So let me tell you, you do have something at your disposal. You can phone a friend at any point in this game, and we have a Cuban expert on the line that can help you out. So just keep that in mind. We move on, Domino.
Domino 4:16
Okay, la próxima. Pero papi, yo pensaba que tú ibas a tener esa, brother.
Stugatz 4:23
Este es para nosotros. Papi, tú siempre te la comes.
Greg Cody 4:27
Nunca estás ahí.
Jorge Sedano 4:30
Okay, la próxima. Guy came in hungry. He was like chowing on bagels. Oye, atención, okay?

What are some common Cuban stereotypes explored in the game?

Jorge Sedano 4:35
Dale, dale, perdón, perdón, perdón, perdón, perdón.
Domino 4:36
If someone says, dale, what are they saying? Okay? Go. Quoting Pete Boone, Mr. Trio Fight. Or all of the above?
Jorge Sedano 4:48
Oh, this one's easy. You ready? Yeah. I'll just take it.
Domino 4:50
D, all of the above?
Jorge Sedano 4:51
All of the above.
Domino 4:52
Bobby, ¿cómo va? ¿Cogieron un punto? Yeah, they got it.
Stugatz 4:57
Okay, that's okay.
Unknown 4:58
Okay, next time. Okay, they got the point. Dale.
Stugatz 5:01
Dale. So that's the sound that accompanies when you get it correct. What was the sound for getting it incorrect? No. Jesus. We got a new game show. Metal Ark Media has a new cheap game show.
Domino 5:17
And somebody says, I'm five minutes away.

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