Hour 1: Down The Rabbit Hole (feat. Ron Magill)
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What is the main topic of this episode?
This episode of the Dan Labatard Show with Stu Gatz is presented by Venmo.
Ron McGill is supposed to be here shortly. We've got some funny video and audio, Mavs related, to play for you. But it doesn't happen very often where we go to break and Stu Gatz is mother bleeping himself because of a missed opportunity. So I will say it again.
Why is Mike Ryan taking a victory lap on Terry Rozier?
Walter Payton played the entirety of his career wearing no socks, barefooted inside of the cleats because he liked how it felt to run that way. Feetness. It's right there for me. It was. It was right there for you. Let's get to that Mav sound and let's get to Mike Ryan getting to take a victory lap on Terry Rozier. Can we set up, please, the victory lap for Mike Ryan so that he can take it in the other room and celebrate what is one of the most unpopular players in Heat history? And this is as right as Mike Ryan has ever been about anything. Is this the sound? We've been looking for the sound. Is this the sound from his first, the news, you learning the news for the first time? Or is this you circling back around with your general hatred for Rozier?
This is when the rumors were circulating that Terry Rozier was a possibility for the Miami Heat, something that sent a chill down my spine. But keep in mind, we had Kyle Lowry on our roster at that moment in time, too. So I was put in a very difficult position.
I am told that Genesis right now is working on people in the victory lap room. I think you should go anyway and go ahead and see what you do about a victory lap in there. Get him a microphone, set up that room around Genesis, who's working on people. And in the interim, let's go back in time so that people understand Terry Rozier is an inefficient player. The only time I've seen Terry Rozier be good is in Charlotte, and he wasn't because Charlotte wasn't any good, and he just got a giant— Usage rate, and there are a lot of NBA players who could put up those numbers with that usage rate.
So the time you saw him be good, he wasn't good. That's correct. I just wanted to clear that up.
That's right, because I will say this flatly. Nobody except Jamal Mashburn has ever been good in a Charlotte uniform. Now, you're going to come back with Alonzo Mourning and maybe Anthony Mason, but I'm just going to stick to my gut.
Good.
And I know LaMelo is good, but he's not good because he plays for them, and they're not good. And that franchise has a history of irrelevancy that is staggering to have near the father of Marcus Jordan. Speaking of which, I'm going to get to this sound from the police because it felt like Stugatz being arrested if he were Michael Jordan's son. It's some of the stuff Stugatz would do if he was either coked out or drunk and talking to a police officer trying to get out of an arrest.
Who told you Walter Payton didn't wear socks? Because, like, I'm seeing lots of pictures of him playing football wearing socks.
Okay, I will tell you that later in the show. Remind me. Is this attached to the racism? Remind me about that, too.
So, racism and socks.
Remind me because they're tied together in a way that is interesting. Yes, in a way that you would not think so. Yes, but I don't want to spoil any of the information that I'm going to give you later in the show. But I am promising that before the end of the show today, I will tell you the story of me being racist in New Orleans. Can you play the sound, please? And the socks. And that as well. Can you play the sound of Marcus Jordan? And I don't know. Like, I think it's probably reckless to suggest that anyone has a cocaine problem. But if I were looking for identifying marks being caught doing cocaine in public by a pool, there's video evidence of that. I don't know how hard it is to be Michael Jordan's son. I imagine in some ways it's easy. In some ways it is very hard.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
0:54–1:17
2
Why is Mike Ryan taking a victory lap on Terry Rozier?
1:17–5:35
3
What happened with Marcus Jordan and the police?
5:35–8:40
4
What are the old man sounds mentioned in the show?
8:40–12:14
5
Why did LeBron tell Luka to 'fit out'?
12:14–16:43
6
What is the controversy surrounding Luka's situation in Dallas?
16:43–41:19
Speakers
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