Hour 1: Greg Cote Has A Dog Inside Him

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Who are the hosts and guests on the show?

DraftKings Network Announcer 0:43
Tomorrow night, join Billy, Mikey A., Andrew Hawkins live from the DraftKings Sports and Social in Nashville, 128, 128 2nd Avenue North. Livestream begins at 8 Eastern on the Levitard YouTube channel presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.

What is the humorous debate about Andrew Hawkins and Method Man?

Mike 1:01
Greg, just a question. May seem random to you. Who's more handsome, Andrew Hawkins or Method Man?
Dan Le Batard 1:07
I had never considered that in my life. I'm going to abstain until I see a photo of both of them side by side.
Stu Gatz 1:13
Excellent work on your feet. That's why he's the tap dancer that he is, an improv artist known to all.
Dan Le Batard 1:19
Which do you know what they look like less? Actually, I did improv in my acting class and Slade, like everybody. Christopher will tell you.
Mike 1:26
You introduced Wu-Tang Clan via song in Las Vegas at Circa. Yeah. So you know what Method Man looks like.
Dan Le Batard 1:32
Right. I don't know Walter... Walter. Yeah. Walter. Walter who? No, what's his name? Walter Hawkins? Andrew Hawkins. That's exactly what he's named.
Mike 1:41
I don't know him. I'm sorry. You're in the same stable. Walter Hawkins. Wow, that went poorly.
Stu Gatz 1:46
I'm sorry.
Mike 1:46
Former Browns receiver.
Stu Gatz 1:49
Mogul? No, don't know him. Walter Hawkins. No.
Mike 1:52
I'm going to ask him if he knows who you are.
Unidentified 1:54
He works with us. Why would he? Because he's our teammate. He does shows. Sorry, I can't know everybody.
Mike 2:01
He's right about that. I mean, he's right.
Unidentified 2:03
He can't know everybody.
Mike 2:04
Can't know everybody.
Unidentified 2:05
Right.
Mike 2:05
Is this a revelation? You don't know what Andrew Hawkins looks like?
Stu Gatz 2:09
He has no idea what we're talking about, Walter Hawkins. I thought you said Walter. Andrew Hawkins is a former Browns receiver. Okay, I don't come from the Cleveland Browns.
DraftKings Network Announcer 2:19
He's been doing shows with us for months. Years.
Dan Le Batard 2:22
Okay. Years. Yeah, he's been in this series for years. I doubt that, but I apologize to Andrew.
Unidentified 2:29
He has worked with us for years. To be fair, not on a Greg Cody Tuesday or Wednesday.
Dan Le Batard 2:33
Thank you. Or Thursday. I've never met him. I've never shared air with him. I now see him. He's a good looking man. Okay.
Mike 2:41
Very well trimmed beard. Is he better looking than Method Man? I wouldn't say that. Oh, wow. So we're just 0 for 2 now.
Stu Gatz 2:48
Walter Hawkins. I'm putting you down for meth. Where are we on George Clooney? Where are we on Clooney?
Mike 2:53
There's an update. There's an update. And this is a segment I like to call Mike Was Right. I love those. Do you want to do it as a victory lap? No, no, no, no. Especially, do I have to? Don't make me. I don't want to. I don't want to pretend I'm running. So George Clooney, who has a dye job, but is famously a salt and pepper guy, owns the gray look. Everyone here yesterday was having a go for him, not considering that, hey, George Clooney is doing this for a role. So here is him giving an interview to Gayle King talking about the dye job in question.
Chris Cote 3:30
I have to take a moment looking at you with the dark hair.
Unidentified 3:32
I know it's not good.
Chris Cote 3:34
I didn't say it wasn't good.
Unidentified 3:35
Oh, it's not good.
Chris Cote 3:36
It's jarring to me. I wonder what it's like for you when you get up in the morning and you look. By now, I'm sure you're used to it.
Unidentified 3:41
I'm not used to it. You never get used to it. You don't. Listen, I started getting gray. It throws me a little bit. Yeah. So I've been gray most of my life. So it's not my favorite look. And my wife. Yes. She doesn't. She thinks it's funny. What do your children say? Well, they laugh at it because honestly, nothing makes you look older than being 63 and younger.
Stu Gatz 4:03
It's genuinely bizarre to have somebody who's been a sex symbol for the last 30 years in this country be uncomfortable because people are able to mock him as not attractive.
Mike 4:21
I mean, where are we in life if everyone's having a go at George Clooney's appearance? Like, really? This guy could have perennially been sexiest man on the planet for several years running. He's a charming devil. Even look at how self-deprecating he is there. I might have just fallen in love with dyed hair George Clooney because I've long since been in love with Silver Fox George Clooney.

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