The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: I'm Just Glad Mark Cuban Loves Talking (feat. Pablo Torre)
14 Oct 2025
Chapter 1: What fantasy football stresses do listeners face?
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Chapter 2: How does Mark Cuban engage with controversial topics?
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Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly.
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No, you can't do that. You can't do that if he doesn't have big news. You can't do that if he's just doing first take with Mark Cuban. You can't. No, that only happens with big news. Apparently you weren't listening an hour and 15 minutes in because I heard some pretty good stuff there. There was not news there. There was not still donating even after he hates the guy. All right.
We'll find out in a second. I'm finally reading. I'm finally reading some criticism of Pablo Torre. This is from Jay Mariotti's sub stack. Any any investigation of Steve Ballmer should center on one dude, Pablo Torre.
And then the sub headline is, once again, Tory is in a mess as he asks us to find out on his podcast, the NBA vetted and approved Ballmer's deal with Aspiration, which suggests he's wrong in suggesting the owner was crooked. What is Jay Mariotti's problem with you?
So, hello. Chris, thanks for listening to some of the episodes. I really appreciate that, sincerely. Is Jay Mariotti, I haven't read this yet, is Jay Mariotti still blaming me for the cancellation of Around the Horn? Yes. Okay, so is there that is my question number one. Number two, for anyone who's wondering who is Jay Mariotti, that's a fair question.
You should Google Jay Mariotti sometime and maybe just throw in the word stalk. just as a matter of just general guidance. You might want to see what he had been up to at some point. The third thing I love. So the Cuban thing is I hate when Dan cut to the core of me because, yes, me and Mark Cuban did some first take allegedly about my journalism. Really, it was it was arguing.
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Chapter 3: What criticisms does Jay Mariotti have about Pablo Torre?
Like, he is asking for you to acknowledge something that doesn't make any sense when you present him the evidence. But he just holds firm there, refusing to give an inch. What's at play here? He keeps trying to lead the audience on saying, listen, this is good for the Mavs.
I could just turn around and say, no, it's not good for the Mavs because there are a lot of people out there on the internet theorizing that allegedly this is happening all over the league and you don't want people poking around.
This is what it makes me wonder. The initial yawn on this from people is like, oh, I hope nobody comes snooping around here because there are all sorts of suspicious things that rich people do to compete when you try to curtail their richness.
I'm asking Pablo to do something that Mark apparently refuses to do, which is connect the dots here. Explain to me why Mark Cuban is so entrenched in his position.
Should I do this, though? I should.
Time to throw away all journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.
You're good. This is not journalism. This is not muckraking. This is Pablo being asked for his opinion.
So I think Mark Cuban is genuinely an internet-brained true poster. And I say that as an internet-brained true poster myself. I think he just is super, super online.
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Chapter 4: What unique baseball play is described in this episode?
He loves it. I mean, look, that's the generous interpretation, which is he just loves to argue about this. And even when I pointed out that he had written 17,000 plus words or whatever it was on Twitter about this, he then comes back and says, a lot of that was chat GPT. So I'm like, all right, so, okay, I mean, whatever.
Mileage varies on how much work he's putting into the Twitter thing, but nonetheless, he's super into it. The other part, which I raise in the episode, which I find very interesting, is more in the, I would like Mark to connect these dots for me,
which is that something that he never told me that I and I hate to step on sort of like the finale of the episode, but something that I establish is that I did not realize that Clippers co-owner Dennis Wong, who was Steve Ballmer's college classmate, his best friend has been described to me, the guy who put in money into Aspiration, despite all these disclosures, having never put money in before in December of 2022.
That guy who's been talked about ad nauseum. I didn't realize that Dennis Wong lives in Dallas now. And in the episode, we basically play a series of things, clips, that Mark Cuban is in, in which they are done at these institutions, the Dallas Museum of Art, for instance, the George W. Bush Presidential Center, both in Dallas.
We reference the fact that he owns this pickleball team, the Dallas Flash. We do these sort of references because at the end, what I end up asking him is whether he knows that Dennis Wong lives in Dallas and whether he knows that Dennis Wong is also heavily involved with all of those organizations I just name checked for you in the last minute.
He's on the board, George W. Bush Executive Center leadership thing. He's on the advisory council. He is an owner, Dennis Wong is, of a major league pickleball team that plays Mark's team, as well as the fact that they're on the board of governors together, have been for a half dozen years until Mark sold his majority stake in the team. So I asked him that. And Mark said he laughed.
He laughed at all of it. And so, look, you could take that as he's genuinely ignorant of the other NBA owner who's not a Mavs owner who's in his city that is involved with these same organizations. Or you could see something else. I am merely Dan asking a question.
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Chapter 5: How does Mark Cuban's approach to media scrutiny differ?
Because I have concluded mine.
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Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jägermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister Liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister US, White Plains, New York. Don Levitard. We didn't get to your guys' against the spread.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I don't have an against the spread. Oh, well. Because I wasn't prepared for this segment.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Mark Cuban provide regarding NBA deals?
Well, numerically, you would go the person who receives the ball to the person who throws the ball to the person who ends the play.
I haven't heard any numbers yet from you. I've just heard... You explain the play.
Okay, it would go probably 8-6-2 or 8-5-2, depending on who received it. Who got it? 8-6-2 and then unassisted. 8-6-2, then the unassisted. Now, had it gone 8-6-2-5... I'm sure that that is not a common double play because of the fact that at the end of the play, spoiler alert, the catcher decided to run down and touch third base.
So it would make it seem like it could have just been a typical pop fly that was then thrown cut off and then there was a second out made at home plate on a player tagging, which is not uncommon.
You want to try and explain this to the audience with words instead of numbers?
Well, I'm just, the words, that's why I'm saying the numbers don't do it justice. The numbers never lie.
I don't know the numbers. I know you're six, four, three.
That's all I know. One, pitcher. Two, catcher. Three, first base. Stop me when you want me to stop. I want you to stop. It's like astrology. I'm just never going to take it in.
You don't ever do any scorekeeping? You've never done baseball scorekeeping?
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Chapter 7: What makes the conversation about journalism significant?
And ground into a double play in which the catcher runs to third base about 20 seconds after the ball was hit in the air.
The next thing you're going to tell me is that Cam Ward threw a game-winning interception for a touchdown.
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