Hour 1: I'm Just Glad Mark Cuban Loves Talking (feat. Pablo Torre)

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Chris Cody 0:38
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Chris Cody 1:12
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Chris Cody 1:26
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How does Mark Cuban engage with controversial topics?

Chris Cody 1:52
Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly.
Chris Cody 2:33
Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Stugatz 2:41
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Unknown 2:50
No, you can't do that. You can't do that if he doesn't have big news. You can't do that if he's just doing first take with Mark Cuban. You can't. No, that only happens with big news. Apparently you weren't listening an hour and 15 minutes in because I heard some pretty good stuff there. There was not news there. There was not still donating even after he hates the guy. All right. We'll find out in a second. I'm finally reading. I'm finally reading some criticism of Pablo Torre. This is from Jay Mariotti's sub stack. Any any investigation of Steve Ballmer should center on one dude, Pablo Torre. And then the sub headline is, once again, Tory is in a mess as he asks us to find out on his podcast, the NBA vetted and approved Ballmer's deal with Aspiration, which suggests he's wrong in suggesting the owner was crooked.
Unknown 3:44
What is Jay Mariotti's problem with you?
Chris Cody 3:46
So, hello. Chris, thanks for listening to some of the episodes. I really appreciate that, sincerely. Is Jay Mariotti, I haven't read this yet, is Jay Mariotti still blaming me for the cancellation of Around the Horn? Yes. Okay, so is there that is my question number one.

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