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Chapter 1: Who is Jeremy and what role does he play in the show?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
So I think we glossed over this a little too fast earlier in the show today. Jeremy had a weird laugh, all right? Jeremy had a weird laugh when the great Tommy Hutton joined us today. Let me hear the Jeremy laugh again, please.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
All right, is it just me? I've heard that before. Yeah, right. I've heard that before, right? Okay, so it's not just me, because it sounds awfully similar to Kawhi Leonard.
Dude, that's so weird. No, that is really weird.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of Jeremy's laugh compared to Kawhi Leonard's?
All right, so hold on. Give me Jeremy again, now that we have the evidence in front of us. Give me Jeremy again. OK, weird. What were you doing there? What happened to your mind? I was trying. So nobody gave Tommy anything on something that was a funny story. And so in my brain, I'm like, all right, well, I got a fake laugh because I got to fill this space.
It was awkward for me personally with my personal relationship there. We saw you, yeah. And so I tried to fill it. And I think whatever was going on in the recesses of my mind. And the recesses of your mind came out Kawhi Leonard? Yeah, like pulled the Kawhi Leonard laugh and was like, that's a fake laugh that works. It's not. That was really strange.
Usually, like, when someone does something that's not that funny, you'll give them, like... Anyways, Tommy, up the middle. Well, nobody was going to ask a question. Instead, you just decided... I was ready to ask a question. Let me do a Kawhi Leonard impression. What is going on here? Chris, I'm going to give you a task. Can you multi-track this? I already did it. Go for it. That's unbelievable.
That's crazy. That's harming. Oh, my God. Guys, this might replace Hakeem Nicks. We might have a new Hakeem Nicks laugh.
Michael White Leonard. Use that in arbitration.
The Semitic Warrior strikes again. Can I hear that one more time? Astonishing. Fantastic stuff. I can't believe it. I mean, I just like the idea. I just like that you were so quick thinking on your feet that in order to fill an awkward moment, you said, let's do a Kawhi Leonard impression. It might be time. Hakeem Nix's time might be up. No, we cannot retire.
Play the Hakeem Nix for the quick so we can hear it. Yeah, for reference, we had Akeem Nix when he was, you know, on top of the world. He was my favorite player. When we were over at ESPN, we had Akeem Nix on the show, and he gave us a laugh. Honestly, this one's not even close to me anymore. Are we saying the two overlapped is our new laugh? Yes, because that's the thing. It's amazing.
Can I win Best Limited Fake? You've won Best Laugh, Best Limited Fake all in one swoop. And also, you've retired the Hakeem Nicks laugh.
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about the Miami Hurricanes' performance this season?
To switch hands.
It's inertia. To switch hands and bounce it off the top of the basket. The core strength that it takes to do that. Agreed. Let's play the video one more time.
He catches it with his right hand underneath the hoop, switches to his left hand underneath the hoop, and then finishes on the other side of the basket with English.
Super graceful. Looks more aesthetically pleasing than what Michael did. I think the level of difficulty of what Michael did was greater.
Well, that's why it's my game. Better than Jordan. I know Dave Damoshek likes the English comment. Do we know where the English comment comes from? Do people know what that means?
No, that's a great question. By the way, I just want to interject with this. The only evidence I need for Michael Jordan is the 63-point game against the Celtics. Just watch that alone. I don't need to tap into the career highlights. Just watch that game and watch how he gets those points. Double, triple clutching. People forget.
It becomes rhetorical when you make your case for Michael Jordan, and it becomes about clutch shots at the buzzer and all of that. Go back and watch that game, how he is getting those points in the paint. Double, triple clutching, changing shot angles and otherwise. You still, 30, 40 years after the fact, still haven't seen anybody replicate.
The thing I remember from the 63-point game is him crossing between the legs three times in the corner on Larry Burton and hitting a jumper. That's what I remember. Okay, well, go watch the whole game. You're a Michael Jordan honk. I knew it. I knew it. I just made a case for LeBron James. What are you talking about? I made a case a half an hour ago for the greatness of LeBron James.
You said it was a wash. You didn't talk about the greatness of LeBron James. You said it was a wash. You're impartial. You're Switzerland. Grading on a curve. There's something about college hoops this time of year where you tell yourself you're just going to casually watch one game and suddenly your entire night is gone. That happened to me the other night.
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Chapter 4: What are the strategies for betting during March Madness?
What I'm going to do is be a DJ. No way. Even weirder, I got my degree in anthropology. After the dinosaur thing didn't work out for me, I was like, I want to work for National Geographic. I want to travel. I want to take photos. I want to document things. I didn't care about money. I just wanted to be like, I just was obsessed with culture as an idea. I got all the way through school.
I graduated from Temple. And then I applied for film and anthropology school at FSU. I got accepted. I spent a year off. I worked in Italy. I worked at Colors Magazine. They hired me there for somehow. I sent them an application and they were like, you're pretty weird. They flew me to Italy. I worked there. Made some cool stuff for 90 Colors at Benetton. I got accepted to grad school.
And I was working, making music, trying stuff, living by the skin of my teeth, barely paying rent.
Chapter 5: What is the new game introduced by Tony called?
My dad called me. He's so excited. He was like, you got into grad school. Like, I can't believe you did that. Like, he was like so surprised. Like, how the fuck did you get into grad school? And I was like, dad, I'm going to be a DJ. And he was like, I think he hung up on me. And then, uh, It took him like another five, ten years to really see me be a DJ. He's such a kind, nice guy.
I don't think you answered my dinosaur question.
That was where it started. I loved the Diplodocus at a point in time. It was the biggest animal on the world, longest dinosaur. Blue whale's a little bigger than him. I was obsessed with, like, the size of this dinosaur. So there was this girl that gave me the nickname in high school, Diplodocus. She called me that. I don't know why. She had kind of, like, a funny face.
She kind of looked like a giraffe. So I used to call her Diplodocus. She had, like, these lips that were like a giraffe when you eat, like, leaves and stuff. So she called me Diplodocus. What a terrible thing. You know, she gave me that name and I was like doing little parties in Daytona and like Orlando. And that was like the artist name I picked.
And then I got signed to Ninja tune on, on that mixtape.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion compare Michael Jordan's athletic feats to current players?
And, uh, I changed my name to Diplo cause it was too, no one could pronounce Diplodocus. And then, uh, that's been it. That was like 30 years ago.
So that's this week. Diplo sits down with Dan on South Beach Sessions. Last night, yeah, LeBron had a triple-double last night here against the Heat, but Luka had 60. And I found myselfā He was cooking. Yeah, he was incredible. And I think he was 18 of 30 from the floor. He was incredible. He was. And I found myself watching it and thinking, man, if this were like 10 years agoā
Be saying, this is an unbelievable performance. 60 points. And I feel like it's kind of greeted with a little bit of a shrug of the shoulders these days. He scored 60. A week and a half after Bam got 83. That is part of it. Preconditioned to like 83. It was like 60. He's like, eh. That's certainly part of it. But 60 points. Jeremy, 60 points.
The most points ever scored by a Miami Heat opponent, right? That's right. Yep. He scored 60 points last night. The Heat have never given up more. This season, Jalen Brunson had scored 47. That was the most they'd given up. There are only 11 guys all time who have scored 50 or more against the Heat. And this list is pretty funny. Are we counting playoffs too?
I believe these are all regular season games. A lot of goaded people on this list or what? I believe, so there are... Because Jordan had 56 game three in 1992. Then no. These are all regular season games. I need to know what the GOAT performance against the Heat is. Are we going regular season? Because I can go through this list. Let's do it. Let's from the regular season.
So I'll just go up from 11. There are three guys tied at 50. You have Michael Jordan. You have Carmelo Anthony. You have Trey Young. Then at 51, Alex English, Vince Carter, and LeBron James. Dave Damoshek, Alex English. There it is. That's why we put the English on the ball. Alex English. Wow. Mystery solved. Alex English put up 50-plus on the Miami Heat? Is that what you just said?
That is what it says right here in 1989, March 10th of 1989. There's a real random one coming. There's a very random one coming. So, number five on this list. With 52 points in January of 2007, Jamal Crawford. With the Knicks. He used to kill us. Absolute bucket. Heat killer. Then December 30th of 2016, one Isaiah Thomas. Oh, I remember that game. Dropped 52 points as well.
Dude, Isaiah Thomas, IT was nice. When he was at his best. God, what a run for him. That one year that he had with the Celtics, he was great. It was crazy. This is the one that stands out. December of 1994. Yeah, if you're a Heat fan, you know what he's about to say. I didn't until I looked at this list. You're younger. From about six months before I was born.
Willie Burton dropped 53 points on the Heat. That was traumatic. That's our GOAT. That was traumatic. It was like the year after we traded him away. Yes, he was a Heat player, and he stunk. He was like number six overall pick by the Heat. Yeah, he came out with promise. He... Fans were super excited for him. Had a good rookie year. And as Zaz would say, he was a nothing. He was not good.
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