Chapter 1: What is the impact of fantasy football stress on players?
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Chapter 2: How does the podcast discuss the role of Mike Ryan in sports?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of calling someone a 'ho' in sports?
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We have not even gotten to the portion of this that allows us in 2025 to wonder whether it's okay to ever call somebody a hoe.
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Chapter 4: How does weather influence sports performance and perceptions?
Okay, it is now known.
He wanted it known.
Well, but this is the part of this story that I like. I've told you guys this before. There was a rumble somewhere on the sideline and all the 49ers run behind Trent Williams. Everyone in that league knows, including Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett, you were lucky to get close to that quarterback yesterday because Trent Williams still rules that sport.
with a documentary out called Silverback, I believe. That man, everyone is afraid of that man in that sport. And of course, Juwan Jennings, if he were to behave like a hoe, would hide behind Trent Williams. We all would. He's a hoe. Faux show. So what is the Lane Kiffin sound that we have? Thank God that is a real documentary from 2021. Risky. That's one of those that you have to be sure of.
Thank you, Dan. I was very scared as I did it. I'm glad you did, though. Shows that you're still with it and sharp and not afraid of consequences whatsoever. You know what? My guy does not play it safe. He will trot out silverback when he's got 70% confidence on it, thinking that that's okay. That needs to be 100%. Yes, bad judgment by me. Thankfully, I got that right.
I was surprised that everything there existed. That's how close it was, Dan. Could have been over there. That man's story is amazing. I believe they had to cut open his skull. He is stronger than everyone else in the sport. I was impressed by just Myles Garrett not being able to do anything with that yesterday.
Myles Garrett essentially backed up the ho comments, too, yesterday. He was a lot classier the way he said it. It was a ho sign. He's a ho.
Bo show.
Okay.
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Chapter 5: What are the arguments for and against Miami's playoff chances?
We'll assign you can't turn a hoe into a housewife to you. Because a hoe don't know how to act. Lane Kiffin, thank you, Zaslow, ever supportive. And here is Lane Kiffin saying, I'm not down for your hoe.
You want to walk in here and call me a hoe?
We'll see how it goes.
You want to walk in here and call me a hoe? The rare outside interaction where the guy's like, do you want to come inside? He's a hoe. Why don't we go inside, pal?
See how that goes. Yeah, usually let's take this. You're right. You want to go inside?
Hey, let's take this inside. See how that works. Outside is where you'll steal your kids. He's a hoe. I can't believe that Lane Kiffin is the most gangster person in the sport. Let's go inside. Let's go. Let's take this inside. You want to take this inside? Outside, I'll steal your kids. Outside the building, I'll steal your kids. Inside your building, I'll beat you so hard you won't have kids.
He's a ho.
So multiple ho allegations this weekend.
Yeah, and I saw our guy from Ole Miss, the podcaster, the journalist. He's a ho. I saw his. No, no, no. He's a ho. No. No one's calling Ben. Is someone calling Ben Garrett the ho? He's a ho.
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Chapter 6: How do referees impact the outcomes of college football games?
Seems like the AFC is kind of flawed in every way. So any of them can come out of there. But evidently Jacksonville's punter is crazy because he was talking about trying to kill a dude.
I don't really know why the punter did that. You know, honestly, I was just trying to play hard and He came up to me saying he was going to kill me, you know, so I don't know what made him do that.
I mean, just things kind of temper, maybe tempers flared from that moment, you thought? I mean, just how did the frustrations of the game kind of boil into that moment, you think?
I don't think it was any frustration. I think it was just us playing hard and... Me and the other guy was just playing hard, and I think he just wanted something to say. Honestly, I have no idea. Might have been a couple of plays before, and I made a block on him. Maybe, I don't know what made him want to do that. Yeah, that was surprising to me. I've never seen nothing like it before.
I don't know why it's so funny to me.
He's so pleasant.
No, it's funny because he's charmingly befuddled. Like, we're asking a kind human being who does a very violent thing for a living. We're talking to him about, like, what happened out there with the punter? He's like, I don't know. That guy was kind of crazy. He threatened to kill me.
I don't know why he threatened to kill me. Man, he was just playing hard, and then someone wanted to kill him.
Yeah.
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Chapter 7: What changes are proposed for the ACC championship rules?
They'll get blocked. So the long snapper getting hurt basically takes out three position players where your holder, your kicker, and your long snapper, you can't trust them. And Jacksonville's got one of the best ones. The margins are this big and Aaron Rodgers after a woeful offensive performance where he's got a 311 pound tight end. That Georgia locker room had some athletes in it, huh?
Worfs caught a pass yesterday, and he's 6'5", 320, and everyone's celebrating. And I'm like, Pittsburgh's got a tight end that's the same size. What are we celebrating Worfs as a fat guy touchdown? 320 pounds isn't fat anymore in that sport. It was back when the SEC was actually the SEC. That used to be the fridge's weight.
The fridge was a novelty at like 330, and now we've got a 311-pound tight end running through the secondary. But where the football...
resides over the weekend a lot of bad football the best football was the holiday football professionally where the four dogs win and it's just total chaos in the nfl where san francisco is eking into the playoffs at nine and four you know dallas is better than most of the teams in that sport they've actually fixed some things defensively
You know that Dallas is better than most of what you're seeing in the AFC. But somebody in the NFC is going to get left out. A Lions that you know would ransack a Patriots team that doesn't have its tackles. You think the Patriots are going to survive not having their tackles the way that Josh Allen can? Because I don't. We'll see if Drake May is what we've been told he is.
Because he's mobile, but this one's pretty hard here. He's out two tackles, and this is the pass rush. This is one of those games. Wouldn't you have liked to have had the four-team parlay that over the holidays, Thursday and Friday, just bet all the dogs? Just bet all the dogs. The Packers against the Lions.
Did you just ask if I wish I had a parlay with multiple teams and one? I think I hear what Dan's saying. NFL should go to the college system where we just decide who's good.
Lose your tackles? That's it. No more Drake May. Doesn't matter that you're 10-2. Just like James Madison. We agree, Dan. It'd be funnier if we did it that way. Oh, would it? Or would it be chaos? Well, it's already chaos, though. You think a sport that actually has a tiebreaker that's head-to-head has it right? You fools.
We are laughing, are we not, at the fact that the 4-8 Bengals are in the mix. Oh, I need to make an announcement, by the way. Carolina Panthers, season's over. Whoa! After that win, you've seen everything that you need to. Yep, season's over for the Carolina Panthers. They could host a playoff game. That's crazy. I mean, you just said it was over.
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Chapter 8: What is the significance of head-to-head matchups in college football?
That game yesterday. So Stafford hadn't thrown. He'd thrown two picks all season. He threw two in the first quarter. He made the bonehead plays he never makes. He fumbled as well. Three times the Rams looked incompetent because Matthew Stafford was on a streak unlike any we've ever seen from a quarterback before. 28 straight touchdowns without an interception.
I don't think he'd thrown an interception since, what, week six?
And then Adam Schefter tweeted that, and then he threw an interception the next drive.
Happened a couple of times. Happened to Hanson a couple of times on red zone. He said Brissette hasn't had an incompletion interception. He said Folk's the best kicker in the league. Missed field goal. Boom. Both times. Happened to Hanson.
Nick Folk. That guy. He's just on the sideline with his helmet. It just looks like he needs a cigarette.
Well, but so does Brock Bowers. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Brock Bowers, greatest tight end you've ever seen or 50-year-old plumber? He needs to go bold. He needs to. Brock Bowers needs to.
Juju's been on that a while.
I mean, Brock, come on. You're a dominant athletic beast. You cannot look like a 50-year-old plumber. You look older than Terry Bradshaw. Put it on the poll. Does Brock Bowers look older than Terry Bradshaw? Good tight end room at Georgia. I mean, that's why Washington wasn't playing as much. Decent tight end room at Washington, or with Washington in Georgia. Roy, there's the sound.
Thank you for doing that. Thank you for bringing me back to that sound. That sound is Roy disgusted. This is the most disgusted I've heard Roy about sports in 20 years. That was Roy earlier in the show. That was about something that happened 25 years ago. It was the righteous right. Yes, this part of Roy has been dead inside.
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