Hour 1: Like An Apple (feat. JuJu Gotti & Trysta Krick)
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What are the top 5 college basketball names discussed?
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
We are going to onboard Juju and Trista here in a moment. They are in the queue. You can catch them on Alleyoop, on YouTube, at DLS Hoops, and on Good Follow, the show on DraftKings Network. Before we do that, I want to update our tournament, though, with them, for them. Miami is out, sadly, and also, sadly, this is out.
What humorous sentences shocked the hosts this season?
Jim Rome looks like the guy who regularly takes practice golf swings in his office. Purdue advances. Yeah, I know that one hurts, right, Juju? But at least this advances. Purdue advances, that means this advances. Jonathan Zaslow looks like he says, uh-oh, Spaghetti-O, when he sees someone pulled over. Trista, you laughed before we got to the punchline. The punchline wasn't, uh-oh, Spaghetti-O, it was when someone's pulled over. Are you wearing a cardigan? What are you doing? Are you making fun of Nick Wright?
Had to do it. Saw it. Saw that it was getting a couple of laughs. I was getting ready for the day since I'm on West Coast time and I said, I got fancy cardigans too.
How does JuJu Gotti feel about the recent college basketball tournament updates?
Is yours Gucci though?
It's Farm Rio, which is actually more for the culture.
That's Fucci, then.
Fucci. Utah State, the Zaslow Conference is strong. The Zaslow Conference also advanced to this next game, but Utah State has been eliminated. That means this is eliminated. Kirby Smart looks like the wholesale tire rep who tells you he didn't charge you for that alignment, even though it's complimentary. Deserves to be gone. Arizona deserves to advance because this deserves to advance. Jonathan Zaslow looks like an off-duty mime. Oh, come on. That's a nice head shot. Kentucky is gone. That means this is gone.
What are the latest stats impacting MVP discussions?
Fernando Mendoza looks like he makes his animal crackers fight each other before he eats them. His coach advances, though. That means number two, Iowa State. Don't hurt yourself laughing and coughing, Cody. Number two, Iowa State advances. That means this advances. Kurt Cignetti looks like the uncle who comes to your house for Thanksgiving and before even saying hello says, your doorknob's loose. That picture with that one is great. Virginia's gone. It hurts me to say. It really hurts me to say that this is gone. No, Dan. No. Bill Plaschke looks like he's the father of Jonathan Zaslow. Crushing.
How do the hosts view Nikola Jokic's MVP candidacy?
No!
Anti-Virginia forever. Crushing. Tennessee shouldn't advance, but Tennessee does. Pete Alonso looks like a police officer who, even when he's not working, still asks, what's your 20 when waiting for you to arrive? Number four, Kansas is gone. Kansas is gone because they don't defend layups at the buzzer with no time left. That means this is gone. Mario Cristobal looks like he disapproves of his daughter's choice. St. John's advances, that means this advances. Scott Hanson looks like an orthodontist. Solid team. I can't believe this one's gone. It's a number one seed, so it deserves its ranking.
What are the notable performances from the current NBA season?
But Florida's gone, that means this is gone. Larry Bird and Adam Silver look like the couple in that famous painting, American Gothic. I mean, that's amazing. It really is. Iowa advances, that means this advances. Mike McDaniel looks like the barista who asks if you've ever tried journaling while making your oat milk latte. I want to do some stats of the day here because I'm told Juju has one, and I have one to counter, and I want you guys to vote on who's got the better stat of the day. Let's make them compete.
What do you got, Juju?
Joel Embiid has appeared in 91 games since he won the MVP. Nikola Jokic has 88 triple doubles since Joel Embiid won the MVP. Trust the process, Greg.
I did not know that you were going with a Jokic stat, so is his better than mine?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the top 5 college basketball names discussed?
0:01–1:01
2
What humorous sentences shocked the hosts this season?
1:01–1:40
3
How does JuJu Gotti feel about the recent college basketball tournament updates?
1:40–2:19
4
What are the latest stats impacting MVP discussions?
2:19–2:54
5
How do the hosts view Nikola Jokic's MVP candidacy?
2:54–3:27
6
What are the notable performances from the current NBA season?
3:27–4:51
7
What are the highlights from the top five sentences list?
4:51–5:51
8
How do the hosts reflect on Levante David's career and legacy?
5:51–41:56
Speakers
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