Hour 1: No, It's a Bird (feat. Ron Magill)
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How does fantasy football stress affect players?
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What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else.
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
What are the highlights from Ron McGill's recent trip?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Miami does care, even if we do not always act like it. So until midnight tonight, we'd like you to be a part of what it is that we're doing. I know a lot of you don't listen to the show live. You listen to it later in the day. So we have until midnight tonight to raise money for GiveMiamiDay.org. I know Ron McGill will tell you that there are a lot of extraordinary people in our community who do do a lot of community minded things to help. But rare among them over many decades is Dave Lawrence, the publisher, the former publisher of the Miami Herald. And what he does on this day for Miami is extraordinary. It is exhaustive and it is not easy to raise funds. You know, 40 million dollars from over 50,000 donors for things that people often don't care about, whether it's the arts or museums or an autism theater project or, you know, the Philip and Patricia Frost Museum of Science.
There are any number of things in South Florida worth donating to. And one of them. is Zoo Miami's Ron McGill's endowment, his substantive endowment that you guys, our listeners, have given more money to than anything.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How does fantasy football stress affect players?
0:00–0:45
2
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:45–2:20
3
What are the highlights from Ron McGill's recent trip?
2:20–6:05
4
How do birds of prey interact with pets?
6:05–8:46
5
What should you know about GiveMiamiDay.org?
8:46–11:21
6
What are the implications of the College Football Playoff committee's decisions?
11:21–14:58
7
How does Miami's football team stand in the current rankings?
14:58–18:13
8
What insights can we gain from the discussion about NBA players?
18:13–46:36