Hour 1: The Broken Braces (feat. Matthew Berry)
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What are the consequences of losing in fantasy football?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth.
How can nighttime teeth grinding affect your health?
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What unique fantasy football punishment is being revealed?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff!
What are the implications of the NFL Pro Bowl for fantasy players?
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Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Oh, wow. What an NFL weekend. Huge games everywhere. Four big ones? Four huge ones? Four huge ones? Every game is big, but there's four bigger ones. Big game. I love a big game. Locked into Chargers Jags. Playoff implications. If you want tickets to that or any other NFL game, why don't you take the guesswork out of buying NFL tickets with GameTime? Download the GameTime app. Create an account and use code DAN. For $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Swipe, tap, ticket, go.
Don't sleep on small games, though. Because there's a lot of room there. Not as many people. Concession stand lines are smaller. I'll sleep on the little games.
The little games are literally when I do sleep.
Four o'clock window?
Not this week. When there are some three four o'clock games and Arizona's involved and I'm not terribly interested, that is a good sleeping place. It is a... There are some decent napping windows on the NFL. Tony is never napping on the weekends. He's perpetually hustling. He's got two things going on this weekend because he is an unrelenting hustler. It's not just what we were telling you about on Sunday where he is, I believe the verb he used was spearheading our coverage of the big game.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the consequences of losing in fantasy football?
0:00–0:34
2
How can nighttime teeth grinding affect your health?
0:34–0:45
3
What unique fantasy football punishment is being revealed?
0:45–0:55
4
What are the implications of the NFL Pro Bowl for fantasy players?
0:55–4:32
5
How does Lane Kiffin's coaching style impact his career?
4:32–9:15
6
How does the Luka Doncic trade affect the Mavericks' future?
9:15–21:50
7
What recent developments are affecting the Dallas Mavericks?
21:50–46:09
Speakers
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