Hour 1: The House I Could Have Built If They Let Me (feat. Tony Calatayud)
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What fantasy football stress is discussed at the start of the episode?
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary.
What is the significance of Tony's top five observations from the NFL weekend?
Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
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No matter what is happening around the Miami Dolphins season, this show will still party around Dolphins football. We will create a fun and happy atmosphere at the gates of hell as the apocalypse engulfs the football team by getting an entire block and sectioning it off, wearing costumes, my kink, I can finally admit it, Right around Halloween, we're going to do this watch party. We don't do a lot of this. Greg Cody, are you coming? Are you coming to the Kendall watch party? Are you holding out? Is there an appearance fee involved?
No, I would do it for free if I do end up going, but I am scheduled to be at that game. But my knee situation complicates it. That's right around the time of my surgery. I'm going to try to actually make that event if I can.
It's a Miller Lite watch party, October 30th. It's a week from this upcoming Thursday at the Flanagan's in Kendall, Southwest 88th Street and Kendall Drive. $1,500 costume contest. The whole crew will be out there. Come check it out.
Southwest. We will section off a block and it's going to be fun. We will make it fun. The thing that I just heard, and I wish we had this audio, and I wish we were secretly recording Tony because I can't believe it happened.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What fantasy football stress is discussed at the start of the episode?
0:00–1:45
2
What is the significance of Tony's top five observations from the NFL weekend?
1:45–4:43
3
How did the hosts react to Tony's story about his FIU career?
4:43–7:50
4
What insights are shared about the Miami Dolphins season?
7:50–10:34
5
What are the latest developments in the NFL discussed in this episode?
10:34–13:51
6
How does Tony explain the importance of precision in football?
13:51–17:26
7
What is the impact of coaching decisions on player performance?
17:26–20:42
8
What unique travel story does the guest share about flying to South Bend?
20:42–47:40