Hour 1: The Poop Picker Uppers
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Why are we still uncertain about the College Football Playoff and Heisman outcomes?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
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Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
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Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
It is a Greg Cody Tuesday. Do you have a back in my day, Greg?
How did Dillon Brooks improve his game significantly?
I happen not to today. I sure wanted to, but I had a deadline for the book I'm writing. Too busy missing PFBI deadlines? I had to get the last chapter in the last couple of days, so I didn't have time. Still can't believe that. What book are you writing? Sex and the Animals with Ron McGill.
I don't understand why it is that you have just simply quit on this, which was part of your job, a job that you are paid for. It is the one thing that we consistently ask you to do around here. We don't consistently ask you to do anything else. Why can't you do it? And you've just stopped doing it.
Yeah. I mean, you know, people change. People evolve. Sometimes someone does something.
But you're telling Abdul Carter to come do his job professionally, to just do the thing that he has to do. And you're saying be accountable while your son accused you of a lack of accountability on PFPI. And you're clearly lacking accountability here when you're the only one responsible for doing this as part of your only job assignment around here.
Well, first of all, it's not my only job assignment.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are we still uncertain about the College Football Playoff and Heisman outcomes?
0:01–2:52
2
How did Dillon Brooks improve his game significantly?
2:52–6:43
3
What is the significance of Tony's Top 5 list in this episode?
6:43–7:57
4
How did Dan anger former Dolphins Tight End Jed Weaver?
7:57–10:15
5
What are the implications of the recent coaching changes in college football?
10:15–12:44
6
How does Lane Kiffin's contract reflect the current state of college coaching?
12:44–17:50
7
What are the key arguments surrounding the Miami Hurricanes' playoff eligibility?
17:50–21:39
8
What insights can we draw from the discussion on Dylan Brooks and his impact on the NBA?
21:39–46:18
Speakers
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