Chapter 1: Why are we still uncertain about the College Football Playoff and Heisman outcomes?
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Chapter 2: How did Dillon Brooks improve his game significantly?
I happen not to today. I sure wanted to, but I had a deadline for the book I'm writing. Too busy missing PFBI deadlines? I had to get the last chapter in the last couple of days, so I didn't have time. Still can't believe that. What book are you writing? Sex and the Animals with Ron McGill.
I don't understand why it is that you have just simply quit on this, which was part of your job, a job that you are paid for. It is the one thing that we consistently ask you to do around here. We don't consistently ask you to do anything else. Why can't you do it? And you've just stopped doing it.
Yeah. I mean, you know, people change. People evolve. Sometimes someone does something.
But you're telling Abdul Carter to come do his job professionally, to just do the thing that he has to do. And you're saying be accountable while your son accused you of a lack of accountability on PFPI. And you're clearly lacking accountability here when you're the only one responsible for doing this as part of your only job assignment around here.
Well, first of all, it's not my only job assignment. Let me ask you this. Do I have any say in whether or not I want to continue doing back in my days? I mean, clearly not.
Clearly, you've stopped doing it, but you didn't make an announcement that you were stopping doing it. And in fact, didn't you promise, you said there was one being worked on for some reason.
There's a couple in the hopper, yeah.
We may... You have all the say on this. You've been doing it your way the entire time.
Did you adjust your contract since you didn't want to do it anymore? He's getting paid more. I'm in here twice a week. Nothing in my contract says I have to do... You know, I'm doing songs for this show. I'm doing songs for this show. This show was introduced with the football song we did.
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of Tony's Top 5 list in this episode?
I'm not picking up common ground. I'm not doing that.
No.
People walk around with fake poop in their bag. Get that. You're making that up. That's just a thing he says. There's toy poop in those bags just to appear like you have something in the bag. So the people drive by and say, oh, look at that guy.
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Yeah, right, Seth. It's a great business. Next thing you're going to pay somebody to wipe your ass for you. How much would it cost? You said that on The Greg Cody Show, by the way. You got to take responsibility.
Can I get some fresh material out of you here? Like, how is it that you're doing all the work that you do for the podcast that we help you with and you do a lesser version of the work here?
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Chapter 4: How did Dan anger former Dolphins Tight End Jed Weaver?
Right. What's your point? I don't get it. What's your point? He's confirming the accusation.
Mike Ryan, do you have your top five list? Of Santa-looking coaches who... Is this just football or is this all... All sports. All of... Okay, is it ready? It's ready to go?
It's ready to go. Fully baked.
All right. Fully baked. Fully baked. Okay. I still don't understand the accusation that Greg is making, by the way. You're saying that people are going to the effort of buying fake poop, putting it in their bag.
He's projecting what he would do. It's one of the dumbest accusations I've ever heard. No, because I believe that. Have you ever seen anyone doing it? You just saying, I believe that. You think there are people driving around and they're actually peering to see if there's poop in the bag that's being held by that person on the street. Dog walkers want to appear. The bag is nothing but a prop.
Dog walkers want to appear as if they're doing the right thing by picking up after the dog. My contention is that most of them do not, particularly when they look around and they don't see any neighbors looking at them.
I learned it in an embarrassing fashion. I've told you guys the story before. The way that I learned this is I was yelled at by my neighbor, former Dolphins tight end Jed Weaver.
Oh, what a name. What a name.
That's what happened.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of the recent coaching changes in college football?
That's a mustache guy, though.
That's also a guy you don't want to really fight because I'm guessing he's got a lot of gray hair on his shoulders.
His beard's on his chest. Look at that. That chest. That chest hair. Good God.
Wild. High armpits, too. That is a great line by Zaslow. His beard is on his chest. That is absolutely a beard that has fallen from his face and is just a tuft of hair.
High armpit sweat. I think he had a great wartime quote, too. Jeremy, get on that. Number four. Can't all just be chubby white guys. Pop. Late stage pop. You know about that COVID pop? Look at that. Look at that hair. Number three. Howard Schnellenberger. Jesus, what the hell is that? Photo choice? Not really sure what happened in the processing. Take my word for it.
He's wearing a red jacket, which would have been really helpful there. All right. Okay. Number two. We're going to spell this Santa with two A's. Rob Ryan. It's a good list. And number one, this one's easy. Lovey Smith.
That's a good list. I salute you. I want to get to some video here.
We have the Bob Wiley quote. Did you know World War I and World War II, all those guys that fought in that war, they did push-ups, jumping jacks, sit-ups, climbed the rope and ran. None of this fancy shit. And they won two World Wars. Do you think they were worried when they were running across Normandy about bleeping stretching? That's a good quote. You ain't wrong, football guy.
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Chapter 6: How does Lane Kiffin's contract reflect the current state of college coaching?
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You don't remember the idea for a home run call?
I was probably like, that kind of thing. Something. Okay, no. The home run call was that kind of swing, that kind of thing. Stugatz. Oh. That's a good call. Thank you. And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz. You know, you don't got to do that. You just do a generic call. Oh, that would be a great call.
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Chapter 7: What are the key arguments surrounding the Miami Hurricanes' playoff eligibility?
It's wild. It's one of the wildest incentive clauses I've ever seen. Do you remember? Well, it was I think the very end of October, right? Where you had the clown governor, Governor Landry, the governor of... Louisiana. Yes, of Louisiana. And going over the whole spiel about how Scott Woodward, the then... Well, let's play the sound.
Let's play the sound. We were introduced to this governor because he was complaining about Brian Kelly, wanted Brian Kelly gone, and was complaining about the idea of doing this hope trafficking with heroes.
These big-name coaches, they're big names because they win. What are they afraid of? Right? If you're the best, you shouldn't have to worry. You say, guess what? I'm putting my reputation on the line. And when I win, this is how much money I want. There's no guarantee. The way the contracts are structured now tells the guy, listen, you know, in five years, he might get tired of doing it.
He's like, he doesn't have to worry about coaching because he's like, look. As long as I kind of go through the motions, I get another five years at $10 million a year. That's not a bad gig, Pat. If your boys over there are giving great entertainment to ESPN and we don't enjoy watching you, which we absolutely do, guess what happens? You lose sponsors. That's the free market.
So they weren't going to give out.
There was no way that LSU was going to give out. The state of Louisiana was not going to allow another contract like Brian Kelly just got. And what winds up happening? They do the exact same thing for Lane Kiffin and more. Paying him the bonuses for what another school does. His potential buyout one day is more than what Brian Kelly's would be. And...
There's no offset language of any kind that if they do fire him, that he has to go out and, you know, in good faith, look for another job. This governor turned out to be a clown. Give me a break. A politician lying? No way. Why do governors get involved in sports now? Hey, governor, you got a whole state to run. They're state employees. It doesn't matter.
They shouldn't get involved in their teams.
He's the highest paid employee in the state.
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Chapter 8: What insights can we draw from the discussion on Dylan Brooks and his impact on the NBA?
And now it has this contract because he's the guy that's available. And all you need is two fighting over him. And then the ego gets involved. Because when Florida thinks they have someone and LSU thinks that they're a better program, all of a sudden you've got exactly what you need in order to negotiate a real sweetheart deal from a governor and a constituency that just got burned by this.
How? I would buck up against he's failed to deliver on expectations. I think he was there at Tennessee for one year. They were obviously pissed to see him go. He failed to deliver at USC, no doubt. He got fired on the tarmac there. And the Raiders. But FAU surpassed expectations.
FAU, he did.
Ole Miss is having their greatest run in program history right now.
No, but those expectations weren't real.
When you bring Lane over, he surpassed their expectations. Agreed. He made FAU the top of that conference.
But there were no expectations when he took the job that actually FAU and Mississippi would be in 10-win territory. So, of course, he's exceeding low expectations. When he's had high expectations, he has not met them. That's been his history. It doesn't mean he can't learn, and this isn't actually disparagement of Lane.
I'm just putting in front of you the facts and what it is that happens when you start sprinkling, oh, we need the guy who appears to have more More leadership knowledge than the other guy. So let me go over here to this Summerall because he gets off a plane giving great coach. I like this guy. Well, of course. I like him.
So Mike told you yesterday, this guy is being paid half of what Lane Kiffin was offered by Florida. He's thrilled to have the job. But let's show him getting off the plane here because he's showing exactly the kind of confidence when the coach is being introduced and you're getting your first optics.
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