Hour 1: The Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich
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Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table. A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great.
Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just... This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. The show has been moving too fast this week with all of just the college football stuff.
thing that the virus the thing that infected the show and so there are a number of things i haven't gotten to yet the useless sound montage that's a always popular wonder and we get to it later and later every week it needs to be earlier in the week i'm going to start cracking the whip around here after the holidays are you still allowed to use that expression cracking the whip judges all alone siren thank you i appreciate that i saw samson stopped dead in his track on stortus he got scared he got panicked i saw it on his face too yeah it swept over him which rarely happens then i know but well he's getting old and he's an old white man and can be dangerous for them at the moment too that's why they voted the way they did
That's how that happened, just so you know. Like they've always been in power and they're like, no, no power for women, no power for any of you, power all ours. We'll give it to our biggest orange crook and let him run everything.
So useless.
Yeah, useless sound. It's like what I've been shouting for four years into the wind as anarchy comes my way. It's my useless sound. I'm the sponsor of useless sound. Lad's a gift from the football gods. So is Tarheed and Joe Alt and Cam and Marcus May. How about that? Just a beautiful thing. I got hit in the not-so-funny bone. You know, we'll have to take a look at the film, see where we can get better and improve. Can't say enough about the efforts of the guys in that locker room, the splash playmaking. Playoffs. I mean, furthest thing from my mind, you know, you never know what can happen. So, like I said, I'm just going to keep putting one foot in front of the other, try to be the best player that I can be for the rest of this season, and week in and week out, day in and day out, trying to be the best that I can be.
Our guys fought hard, did a lot of good things. Too many mistakes. We got to clean that up if we want to get to where we want to go.
We wanted to come out and attack because we knew what they would give us. You know, that's what I mean about the depths of these waters, man, these divisional relationships. It is not checkers, it's chess. Resilient team, done a lot of different things. We were so determined team. I think that was noticeable all week of how determined this football team is.
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