Hour 1: Tony Happens To Know
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Me.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
David Sampson was truly enraged that none of his equipment worked. David Sampson lost his sense of taste and smell during the pandemic. But before he lost his sense of taste and smell, he was somebody who I was always mocking because he likes black licorice. Chris Cody met someone the other day who identified their favorite candy as Almond Joy. And that's not a person who can be trusted. Like, that's not a person who can be trusted.
Almond Joy.
You are so strange. Whatever, man. Every time we talk about anything.
How does the NBA gambling scandal unfold?
Get him an Almond Joy. Get him an Olive. I haven't had one either. Get a couple of them.
I, too, would like to try that. You call it Almond Joy, is it?
Yes, an Almond Joy.
By the way, you say I met them. They're in our midst. It's someone that works here. They're off air. But they said it, and I was just like, that's crazy.
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Can you trust someone who mentions Almond Joy as their favorite? It can't be your favorite.
Almond Joy is very good, but I resent it because it only comes in milk chocolate versus Mounds, which is dark chocolate. Now give me the almond inside the Mounds.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–3:22
2
How does the NBA gambling scandal unfold?
3:22–4:06
3
What role do Congress members play in the NBA investigation?
4:06–6:59
4
How is Ty Lue connected to the gambling allegations?
6:59–15:53
5
What insights does Pablo Torre provide about the poker scandal?
15:53–29:02
6
How do personal experiences with candy relate to the discussion?
29:02–36:43
7
What are the implications of the NBA's investigation outcomes?
36:43–47:10
8
Why do people chew gum and stick it under their desks?
47:10–47:49