Hour 2: Greg Gives Chris An Aneurysm (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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What fantasy football challenges are discussed at the start?

Stugatz 0:00
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.
Mike Ryan 0:38
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Mike Ryan 1:12
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
Mike Ryan 1:26
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age.

How does the conversation shift to the significance of game day outfits?

Stugatz 1:44
Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Mike Ryan 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Stugatz 2:04
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else.
Mike Ryan 2:11
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Stugatz 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
Mike Ryan 2:31
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Unknown 2:41
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Unknown 2:57
Hello.
Greg Cody 2:59
Greg Cody. Your son's wondering if you can use a mic right when you speak. But you say no. That kind of thing. The same way that you don't have a new back in my day this week. Hello. What are you saying? You're plugging on a show of Greg Cody Show with Greg Cody When you were younger and a teen Ethel Merman took the world by storm Just like the Hee Haw 3 All of your sayings run through us Like Jim Fix, Rand Miles Hello. Dolphins are alive. Diana said that you were right. So Dan says he's sorry for ever doubting your fire. So you can have the grin of a donkey eating briar.
Mike Ryan 4:24
It's a mule. It's a mule that's eating the briars.
Chris Cody 4:30
Shout out, Kirsten.
Mike Ryan 4:31
That is a singing voice revelation not seen around here since Rose. I was moved by that song. Wow. Greg Cody was, too. Just from his narcissism of hearing his own voice.
Unknown 4:45
Whose vocal was that?
Mike Ryan 4:47
Kirsten. Really? You don't know who anyone is around here.
Unknown 4:50
I don't know.
Mike Ryan 4:51
You don't know who anyone is around here. When's the last time I heard her sing? You don't know. We can tell you anyone is anyone and you would not know. We can fool you. You don't know who anyone is around here.

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